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Ridiculous eBay Auction Alert: $4,000 Paula Deen Painting
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Sadly, this is not a joke. A Savannah artist is currently asking $3,844 for this painting (via eBay). Try to contain your shock and horror, but there have not been any bids yet.
According to the artist’s description: “THIS AUCTION IS FOR HAND PAINTED ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING….PAINTED BY ME , GREGORY MYRICK ,THE FAMOUS ARTIST.”
Ohhhh. THAT Gregory Myrick! I was confused. I was thinking of ANOTHER Gregory Myrick. Thank God he cleared that up.
Apparently, Gregory is so famous that he has 10 whole friends on MySpace, where he refers to himself as “a legend in the city of Savannah, Georgia as well as all over the world!” (Who does this guy think he is? Madonna?)
Sure the painting is nice, and he even included Captain Santa Claus driving a red Rolls Royce, but it’s “$20 nice” – not “6 months of rent money” nice. Big difference. And by the way, who applied Paula Deen’s rouge? Bozo the clown?
If you’re interested in this $4,000 painting, hurry! The auction only has 12 hours left. And once you’re done bidding, please stop by the drug store and pick up some condoms. I have a sneaking suspicion you probably shouldn’t be breeding.
(Thanks for the tip, Alex!)
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As of right now, there has been one offer (dollar amount unknown) that has been declined. Must have been your $20 offer.
I have seen this one on eBay for as low as $5.95, and none as nearly as high as $4,000. If so, the artist is very well known, has many paintings of the city which are of great quality. He has been painting for over 27 years! Yes, he is Gregory Myrick! Thank you!
I LOVE Paula Deen! I wish I could meet her! I’ve watched her program from the very beginning, have read her biography, and she is a person to be looked up to and admired. She is Southern through and through. I know not only by her accounts and things, but only a REAL Southerner can spot another. This woman should be in the “real” history books!
Don’t miss this rare opportunity to own an original work by the Picasso of the Trailer Park, Gregory Myrick!
That ain’t Paula Deen, she’s not chubby and orange. That woman looks like a prototypical realtor with a slice of cake.
And now Paula will probably license limited edition prints of herself because she’s a real life Krusty the Clown or Yogurt (some of you will get that reference) when it comes to merchandising.
Hehe! Yogurt… Got the Mel Brooks joke ;)
Oh, those Savannah queens…
Why is she eating a slice of coconut cake in the middle of the road in front of her restaurant?
And what’s with all the foot traffic in the middle of the road?
Bet it’s a one time only product showing for all her crap she has her name on! And those people are wanting their money back!
Byrdie, they must be target practice for Cap’n Santa.
Alex, sort of a…
ok, here it comes…(ready?!)
‘Cap’n ‘n da squeal’….
Maybe they’re all rushing to find a bathroom since the ones in her restaurant are all in use.
Ya gotta download some of that lard or you won’t have room for your next meal.
The creep factor is WAY too high in that painting. And that might be Paula (big emphasis on the “might”) IF she were 25 years younger and 80 lbs. lighter.
Can’t say I have ever seen her where red fingenail polish either.
wear not where…
OH….MY….God.
Oh, by the way, is that Capt Michael driving the Rolls???
Never mind, I guess it is. Should read what Jillian has to say before I think I’ve come up with something witty.
I just want to know why Pauler is holding a little girl in a yellow dress on the handle of her fork?
BTW, the painting is TOTALLY worth $4000 … in somebody’s fantasy world ….
Pauler Deen looks like a cross between Betty Crocker and Hillary Clinton in this painting.
From the way he painted her I’m guessing that this is the same person who does her Photoshop work. (You know the pictures that attempt to make her look less wrinkled that a seventeen year old, but only serve to make her even more creepy.)
Couldn’t resist have a look on EBay. Love the following quote on the page form the ‘world famous artist’.
“I’M SEEKING TV-MEDIA EXPOSURE ,ART REVIEWS ,PHILANTHROPISTS,COLLECTORS , ADVERTISING & MARKETING,AUCTIONS,GALLERIES,AND ART AGENTS WHO WOULD BE INTERESTED IN REPRESENTING AND MARKETING MY ART…..I HAVE 469 ORIGINAL PAINTINGS…”
Wow.
“Lord it is hard to be humble when you are as great as Greg thinks he is….”
Well shit, he’s got 469 paintings? Does he not see the big picture maybe?
Why is there a wedding just happening the middle of the street?
And is Paula having a piece of their wedding cake? (Scratching my head in confusion…)
No offense but I wouldn’t say that is 20 cents nice. eww
“THIS AUCTION IS FOR HAND PAINTED ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING….PAINTED BY ME , GREGORY MYRICK ,THE FAMOUS ARTIST.”
IMO, if you have to tell people you are famous, you aren’t.
It says best offer. I want to see someone offer 5 cents for that thing.
As bad as it is, I’d actually like to see a larger photo for more detail.
Me, too, CR! I want to see if the groom is son, Jamie. I’m guessing the painting is a *cough* “highlights of happy events” from Paula’s “real” life. :)
Unbelievably enough, now I want a slice of coconut cake! I’m so ashamed! ;)
Now, now Clover,”pats shoulder” it’s alright, you’ll be fine in a few minutes, no need to be ashamed, the evil old woman just put an evil spell on you.
Hee hee! Well, maybe I’ll make another voodoo doll…….. ;)
Where’s Bobby? ;)
Bobby is the only one not seen in the painting, because he’s in the Lady & Sons’ broom closet becoming “butt buddies” with Mom’s hairdressers…..
You can’t see him because he’s bent over….
OH! I thought I saw Tyler Florence, but it was just Bobby’s ass. Thanks for clearing that up, Byrdie. ;)
Are you kidding? That is absolutely one of the worst paintings I’ve ever seen.
The kind of thing you’d expect to find on black velvet.
that does look like Elvis driving the Rolls actually
I’m buying it. I’m going to hang it up next to my Dale Earnhardt commemorative plates.
And compete for shelf space with the Velvet Elvis ?
Simply unbelievable.
But I think Captain Santa would definitely look much more at home behind THIS Rolls –
http://www.youdrivewhat.com/?p=2330
LOL!
BWAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Y’all is that a Dixie paperplate that cake is on?
You have got to be kidding. Pauler will probably purchase this monstrosity to hang in her restaurant.
In the event you’re thinking $3,844 is a wee bit steep for your bank account, Gregory also has available for purchase a shitload of lithographs of the painting for only $19.99 each.
Pretty dang expensive for a dart board.
I’d love to see him paint her laying some cable on her driveway . That might be worth 4,000 billygoats.
he hee hehehe
Hopefully, someone will be smart enough to sell this with the Rachael Ray on the Half-Shell painting from a few months back so you can have a set to proudly display in your…well…you can display it somewhere.
The two are already on display….in HELL! No, wait, in the Wal-Mart in Hell!
A lot of people have commented and questioned about Paula being depicted eating cake in the middle of the road. Considering what we know she has done in the middle of the road before we should be grateful that that is what the ‘artist’ chose to depict…Unless he is doing a before and after series.
Well, she could be behaving like a Rhinoceros and doing both at once.
So this is what the Rodeo Clown College reception looks like in Savannah, GA. I’ve always wondered.
I think that it’s actually Taylor Hicks in drag. Also, does the scat on the street belong to Paula or that horse?
don’t know if it causes anyone “undue” happiness (or nausea, whatevs), BUT, i just found a link in ebay via our fab arteest friend here, that you can buy an autographed copy of this amazing oil painting for the low, low price of $19.99. FREE SHIPPING, TOO!
better act fast, y’all!
dammit, forgot the link for the puh-rint, y’all!
http://cgi.ebay.com/PAULA-DEEN-THE-LADY-SONS-SAVANNAH-GA-19X31_W0QQitemZ380212722970QQihZ025QQcategoryZ72182QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Ah ha hah a hah ahahaha. Too funny!!!!
“I have a sneaking suspicion you probably shouldn’t be breeding.”
Best laugh all day!
BTW, if you have to refer to YOURSELF as a legend…you ain’t one.
Where are you paying $600 a month for rent?