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Sadly, this is not a joke. A Savannah artist is currently asking $3,844 for this painting (via eBay). Try to contain your shock and horror, but there have not been any bids yet.
According to the artist’s description: “THIS AUCTION IS FOR HAND PAINTED ORIGINAL OIL PAINTING….PAINTED BY ME , GREGORY MYRICK ,THE FAMOUS ARTIST.”
Ohhhh. THAT Gregory Myrick! I was confused. I was thinking of ANOTHER Gregory Myrick. Thank God he cleared that up.
Apparently, Gregory is so famous that he has 10 whole friends on MySpace, where he refers to himself as “a legend in the city of Savannah, Georgia as well as all over the world!” (Who does this guy think he is? Madonna?)
Sure the painting is nice, and he even included Captain Santa Claus driving a red Rolls Royce, but it’s “$20 nice” – not “6 months of rent money” nice. Big difference. And by the way, who applied Paula Deen’s rouge? Bozo the clown?
If you’re interested in this $4,000 painting, hurry! The auction only has 12 hours left. And once you’re done bidding, please stop by the drug store and pick up some condoms. I have a sneaking suspicion you probably shouldn’t be breeding.
(Thanks for the tip, Alex!)
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