Do a shot if the episode title is a spin on a movie. Do two shots if it is a spin on a song.

Yell the name of the show and take a drink at the appropriate time at the beginning of the episode.

Do a shot if Alton uses the “temperature gun”.

Take a drink when Alton is called, “AB”.

Drink when Alton uses the term, “Multitasker”. Drink twice when Alton uses the term, “Unitasker”. Do a shot if you just bought a Unitasker within the last week. Do two shots if Alton shows you a drawer/cupboard full of Unitaskers.

Do a shot if Alton has used at least one item from the hardware store in the making of the recipe. Do two shots if Alton added tin foil to the item from the hardware store.

Take a drink if the sock-yeast puppets show up. Drink twice if they belch at least once. Do a shot if they belch twice.

Do a shot when the “feds” are shown and a law/statute/ordinance is then recited by Alton. Do two shots if Alton takes off his dark sunglasses during this scene.

Take a drink when Alton uses salt from the glass vessel with the metallic top. Take two drinks if he slams the top shut afterward.

Drink when Alton says the “wet team is added to the dry team”.

Drink when Alton uses the terms “hot box” and/or “chill chest”. Drink again if both of these terms are used within 5 minutes of each other.

Take a drink if the item Alton made was originally for dinner, but Alton suggests you might want to try it for breakfast. Take two drinks if the item was originally for breakfast, but Alton suggests you try it for dinner. Do a shot if he suggests you have it with ice cream.

Take a drink if the white ceramic chicken is on Alton’s kitchen counter; take two drinks if he is holding the chicken; take three drinks if the chicken is found in some other location during the episode.

Take a drink when Alton reminds you at which temperature salmonella bacteria are killed.

Drink when Alton reminds you not to over stir due to gluten.

Take a drink if the painting of the roasted chicken wearing the bowler (derby) hat is shown. Take two drinks if someone in the episode is wearing a bowler (derby) hat. Do a shot if Alton is wearing the bowler (derby) hat.

Take a drink if you recognize a prop that was also used in a previous episode. Take two drinks if you can name one of the recipes from that episode.

Drink if Alton extols the virtues of parchment paper. Take two drinks when the parchment paper is cut to fit the pan/vessel.

Drink when colored chalk is used on the blackboard. Drink twice when two different colors are used…three if three different colors…etc.

Drink when the instructions involve ramekins and a water bath.

Drink the total number of times that a kitchy piece of pop culture was presented during the episode.

Drink twice if Alton has a glass of wine in the scene at the end of the episode, where he has sat down to eat the fruits of his labor.

Drink if Sandra Lee’s curtains match her top. Drink two if the curtains have a floral pattern.

Drink if Ted Allen is wearing a patterned shirt under his suit. Drink two if his tie is pastel colored.