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VIDEO: Cocktail Time With Sandra Lee
---Sandra Lee After Cocktail Time (Video)
---Sandra Lee Tells Anthony Bourdain To “Have Cocktail And Lighten Up”
---VIDEO: Sandra Lee Montage
---This Just Overheard On An Episode Of Semi-Homemade
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VIDEO: Cocktail Time With Sandra Lee
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A frame by frame dissection of Sandra Lee taking a sip of a not-so-delicious concoction of lemonade, heavy cream, and vodka. Enjoy!
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Sandra Lee’s “Driver-Friendly” Cocktail Has Vodka In It---Sandra Lee After Cocktail Time (Video)
---Sandra Lee Tells Anthony Bourdain To “Have Cocktail And Lighten Up”
---VIDEO: Sandra Lee Montage
---This Just Overheard On An Episode Of Semi-Homemade
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77 Responses
Lemon juice + dairy usually = curdle so not surprised it taste bad. Too funny!!!!
How does this woman have a cooking show? I know, I know; I’m the first person who’s ever asked that.
Looks like she should have borrowed some simple syrup from Giada to sweeten up that delicious sweet treat.
ok that was screaming funny. and i agree she is very alien/robot like. but…u can mix heavy crm w citrus. milk and 1/2 n 1/2 will not work.
I bet her asshole could have cracked a walnut when she drank that.
LMAO @ SYD
That is the best post I have ever read!
OMG! THAT has got to be the funniest post I’ve read in ages. I am cracking up here. Thanks!
LMAO!!!
Reminds of that episode where Lucille Ball is trying to sell “Vitameatavegiman” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m1Nubw8XJw
That was hysterical… her face just kept getting more pinched. I guess she wanted to be able to express that you can put alcohol into anything.
Didn’t work so well for you this time, did it?
I thought I saw a single tear come out of one of those eyes.
I might be wrong, but I believe those ‘eyes’ are incapable of producing tears. Robots have come a long way, but not quite to that point just yet.
LMFAO!! OMG! Jillian, that was one of the best postings, that you’ve come up with in a while!
I’m gonna nominate you for a Pulitzer for Investigative Reporting! You’ve exposed Aunt(hic)(burpff)(pucker)Sandy!!
LOL great – the camera does not lie!
I bet the following frames show her spitting out the concoction all over the camera and cameraman!
Hey how about a “Sandra Lee Diet” – drink a glass of that stuff with every meal and nothing will stay down in your stomach!
Nastiness! Ugh, heavy cream + citrus??
By the end of that clip, Sandra looks like a corpse with that face she’s making!
I have to admit that I actually watched that episode of MSM and felt my stomach curdle when she made that cocktail. WTF was she thinking? Don’t answer that – we know that Slushy doesn’t think.
Funniest thing was when Scamdra looked at the pitcher and remarked that “it would serve serve four – maybe more.” I was sure that Aunt Sandy would down the entire stomach-curdling lllllemonade all be herself.
LMFAO! It’s a COCK-tail induced seizure!
Good God, does she go to the same face butcher as Pelosi?
Hilarious, Jillian.
What’s next, Open pit in white wine? An Aunt Sandy Sangria?
Methinks that Aunt Slushy should start wearing turtleneck tees/sweaters because she’s got a bad case of gobble-gobble (turkey-neck).
“What’s next, Open pit in white wine?”
OMG… I am fucking dying with laughter here…
Here is the link for the recipe: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/sandra-lee/farm-stand-lemonade-recipe/index.html
Apparently everyone was drunk when they tried this recipe.
She looks like she is filling up her pants.
Too funny. I’m still laughing at this comment.
LMAO!!! She looks like she is going to puke!
Lord, those last few frames look positively ALIEN! LOL! Great post, Jillian! :)
HA! She should have left out the heavy cream….. Vodka and lemonade are fine together.
Oooh yes, vodka and lemonade are very, very good. Especially when it’s hot outside. Mmmmm, slushy, partially frozen lemonade and vodka…..damn, now I have a craving!
What the hell was she thinking, adding heavy cream to that?
hmmmm….maybe her next cocktail should be Geritol and limeade??? Pepto-Bismal and Cranberry Spritzer? other cream + citrus concoctions designed to induce vomiting, or WORSE???? how ’bout an Aunt Sandy Special when just really gotta clean all the pipes, eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!
Actually maybe Aunt Sandy really DOES deserve an Emmy now – for being able to hold that crap in her mouth for 50 seconds. What a performance!
I curse you for making me look into those cold, dead eyes of Aunt Sandy in super slo-mo. And now I’m fixated on the fact that her left eye is shaped a little differently than her right eye.
No joke! Are her eyes always that wonky or was it the drink that did it? Popeye had nothing on that expression.
This reminds of the face Giada made when she drank that cranberry concoction. I can’t remember what it was exactly but I do remember the cranberry and the face that she made while drinking it. Hilarious! Anyone else see that?
Best 1 minute, 8 seconds of my day.
Pucker up, Aunt Sandy!
I’m willing to be the other 2 orifices puckered, too.
Don’t tell that to Andy Cuomo.
And at that moment, Aunt Sandy realizes she just broke through her Depends.
LOL!
That woman would drink lighter fluid if it were put in front of her. Not surprised she would drink this crap, despite what her face does.
if the website is correct, the recipe is “Farm Stand Lemonade” which has had 6 reviews and gets 5 stars?????
how can this be?????????????? blech!
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Lushes will drink just about anything that contains alcohol ;)
God! That really scared me. She looked like a corpse from a horror movie!
I agree! I felt like I was looking at scenes from poltergeist.
I would drink just about anything to get loaded, but as a career boozer, I can tell you it ain’t any good to mix these ingredients together. That would go thru anyone like shit thru a goose. This woman is fuckin nuts.
I totally agree; there are far easier ways to get wasted that don’t make you shit your pants.
Awww, Sandy, it’s okay. It will still get you hammered.
ROTFL!
Priceless!
Every second gets funnier and funnier. Genius!
I think she’s mentally chiding herself for once again contaminating perfectly delicious cheap vodka with”stuff” again. She doesn’t even need the glass because it already comes in .750ml single serving containers.
I think that is one of the creepiest things I’ve ever seen.
God? If you’re listening, please tell me that’s not what my face looks like when I orgasm.
Did she get a couple of more facelifts recently?
Ironically, not even they could hold back the dour look her face belted out.
“And THAT is a delicious, sweet treat! .. *Eyetwitch*”
Creepy.
The more I think of it…it’s like watching a time-lapse video of a dead person’s head decomposing.
And she looks like she’s pouring herself a glass of semen.
ROFL. That’s exactly what I thought!
What was the ending? Did she act like she liked it?
The following is a review of this recipe left on the Food Network website:
“I think that this will be a great drink to serve to my daughter and her friends at her next sleep over. I can’t wait to try it out. I bet it will be a big hit! I also love the outfits and decor changes on all your shows!!!”
I just had to share. Wow. Just wow. I hope this is just a copy pasta from Food Network’s list of “Positive Comments for Sandra Lee’s Horrible Recipes”.
Also, I searched for this recipe, and when I found it, alongside the recipe was an ad to quit smoking. It was the one with the brain that had had a stroke. Real appetizing.
ya i saw the same comment and i kept reading, waiting for the part where the poster says “well, w/o the vodka of course” in the assumption that her daughter is indeed not of drinking age. and alas twas not there.
so…..is daughter over 21 and still having sleep-overs at mom’s house? or is mom gonna serve alky-hol to her 12 year old and her buds??
and which one of those thoughts is more icky????
My thoughts exactly, until I realized that the recipe listed the vodka as optional. So, which is worse – - curdled cream WITH vodka, or curdled cream WITHOUT vodka.
Vodka, please.
Sleepover?! I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t having sleepovers at my parent’s house when I was of legal drinking age!
Looks like a time elapsed video of her ageing over the next few weeks
I almost lost my ice cream from laughing so hard! It does look like her face was morphing into a monstrous alien type creature.
Hope it was’nt citrus vodka ice cream!
Excellent post! I love it very much!
It reminds me of that movie “Artificial Intelligence: AI” where Haley Joel Osment has some kind of malfunction while sitting at the dinner table with his “family” and his face starts to deform. It was all I could think about while watching this video, “OMG she’s an android…”
She looked like she was about to vomit through her eyes! Great clip, Jillian! :)
Great clip! Scary face. As soon as I read the title I got really queasy. I knew that the cream would be curdled. Bleah!
Aunt Slushy, I really think its time you paid a nice long, and long overdue visit to Betty Ford. I hear Palm Springs is beautiful this time of year.
damn that’s creepy! she looks evil with those beady eyes
Dude…lemon+dairy=curdling.
How is she so stupid? I’m sorry, but ever since I was five I’ve known that citrus and dairy curdle.
I’m surprised that her head didn’t explode like a Fembot. Creepy!
I can’t quit watching this! The first time I thought it must be some CGI genius on your part – to think that this is the actual face she made is hysterical! I love it when she has to eat & drink her own nasty concoctions! Maybe your best post ever, Jillian, congrats!
Aunt Sandy will try anything with alcohol in it.
This shit is funny! Is there any way to see it in real time?
i’m having a childhood flashback from this- she looks exactly like a pet turtle looks when you feed them a banana. Am I wrong, turtle owners? It’s uncanny. I miss u mr. wiggles.
Oh dear God. I almost peed myself laughing just now. Every time I thought the face she was making couldn’t get funnier…
Beady little eyes that bore into your soul. I’m scared.