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Giada Tells Paula A Knock-Knock Joke
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39 Responses
Yes, yes she does want to see Juwanna’s boobs. I’m not surprised.
LMAO! I love the look on Paula’s face in the last pic!
I’ve seen drag queens wear less eyeliner.
It’s like Pauler is trying to think back to a time when she didn’t have to roll her boobs up to stuff them in her bra. LOL
We ♥ you Jillian! The knock knocks rule. In Giada’s case, it’s the knock KNOCKERS. Heh.
Those never get old!
The Pauler expressions are spot on!
I have to admit, I do want to see Giada’s boobs.
Me too!
Yeah, why not?
Haven’t you already? Multiple times?
The male mind wants more.
Is it really the male MIND that’s wanting? (I speak from experience with my husband–he, too, is a breast man).
The lesbian mind wants more too. ;)
Giada hasn’t changed much since she’s been on FN, but Paula Deen has gone through so many transformations that she’s barely a reasonable facsimile of her former self. That said, we have a pretty good idea of what’s underneath Giada’s low-cut tops and tiny jeans, but I don’t even want to take a gander at what’s beneath Pauler’s oversized shirts and pull-on pants…KWIM?
Perfect screencaps to support that. Very funny.
With Giadia telling it, shouldn’t it be a “knocker, knocker” joke?
Sorry Giada – Pauler is all about the SAUSAGE, not the boobs.
But haha what an expression on Paula’s face!
She’s not about boobs unless they’re connected to her tubby hubby.
Please don’t make me think about that.
YIKES! Pauler’s WAY to scary up that close! Dentures and all!
no i do not want to see your boobs nor will i ever want to. poor paula looks like she’s about to vomit as well. lol
LMAO. I love the Rachael Ray one too, omg they are hilarious.
Giada might actually ASK if someone wants to see her boobs and not just display them in one of gay-ass Todd’s Anthropologie rags? I knew this had to be fiction. Those mams look like someone glued her ass to her chest.
“Those mams look like someone glued her ass to her chest.”
Good point. Explains why Giada has tits but no ass.
Now that’s funny.
Sorry Paula…whether you want to see them or not, she’s gonna show ‘em to ya.
Brace for impact.
Didn’t Rachael Ray want to see her boobs too?
I never tire of these!
The RRay thumbs up knock knock is still one of my absolute favorite posts here.
I cannot stand Pauler.
Off-topic, but did anyone see her on Today this morning? She CACKLED her way through a five minute segment with her designer buddy and Al Roker. Roker looked embarassed for her.
I can’t understand how she used to suffer from agoraphobia – you’d never know it now, the way she acts!
I decided her whole agoraphobia thing is one big lie. Call me insensitive all you want, but it just doesn’t add up.
lmfao..omg I’m rolling
Has anybody, EVER told Giada that she smiles WAY TOO big? Ever? Is she THAT surrounded by “yes men and women” that they refuse to tell her to take it down a notch? I realize that she’s from Italian royalty and that her family has strong ties in Hollywood (they crank out crappy movies), but OMG, she looks hideous when she smiles THAT big. I’m not exactly Home Coming Queen but, god! I can’t freakin’ take it.
I want to see them Giada
I LOL’d. Not figuratively, I literally giggled in an audible manner. Well done.
Giada,Paula and Rachel are KILLERS!!!!!!!!! But Giada and paula are my faves……
PAULA Deen’s cooking ” IS A HEART ATTACK ON A PLATE!!”
today paula enjoyeed a fried egg onh a hamburger with pickles and othe stuff. BLECH!