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It’s a slow news day, so let’s play Guess The Mystery Gadget!
We honestly didn’t know what these things were at first, but these were our 3 best guesses:
1) Old coils from the Neely’s broken bed
2) Paula Deen’s newest line of earrings
3) Embossed, colored strands of Susie Fogelson’s hair
Leave your guesses in the comments section, or head over to Amazon see what they really are.
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61 Responses
They are snow cone holders. I actually own them, but they are useless, as I find it almost impossible to get the snow into the cone.
Joe
Yep. I got em too!
Oh. I thought they were discarded pieces from Giada’s old underwire bra.
Either that, or lifts for Bobby Flay’s shoes. (I heard he’s like 4 feet tall.)
You’re all wrong, they’re Sandra Lee’s beer bottle holders.
Winner
No, you mean “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” !
Egg cups? Or perhaps electronic coils for insertion into Guy Fieri’s anus so he can get that Off The Hook hair do?
He probably peroxides his ass hairs, too…
yikes..I didn’t need that visual!
No kidding – that’s a gnarly though! LOL!
No kidding – that’s a gnarly thought! LOL!
I see that it’s impossible to hit esc and correct typos – oopsie! :)
Aunt Sandy’s bras sure could use these.
SHIT! I was way off. . . I thought it was an egg cup…
Anne Burrell’s hair curlers for when she frosts her tips (and forgets the roots!)
Hey AYE-eeedah, can you help these guys figure this one out ? You’re so good at guessing.
Are you still mad at me ? I didn’t mean to bring my unit out like that during rehearsal. You shouldn’t have gone and had me fired over a tiny infraction like that.
I miss you.
Epic win.
It’s what Giada has up her butt to make her act so bitchy and entitled.
Giada’s IUD ?
I was thinking these were Aunt Sandy’s IUDs ;)
I was also thinking Aunt Sandy’s IUD, CR!!!! :^)
Don’t worry, Andy’s firing blanks.
Rachael Ray’s IUDs – she’s too busy for kids, ya know.
(Shouldn’t they all be orange, though?) Wonder if they come with their own garbage bowl?
“Shouldn’t they all be orange, though?” Who, the kids?!?!?
They’re totally an abstract representation of Sandra Lee after some dee-lushus cocktails
Guy Ferry’s nipple piercings.
They are a visual representation of the downward spiral of the Food Network.
He he! Good one!
Good one! :)
as Rachel would say, “nice…”
Michael Chiarello’s bed springs. They’re Fab-uh-lus!
(He got them from Brian Boitano)
Part of Rachael Ray’s internal organs?
Guy’s shock absorbers after a trip to flavor town?
My real guess was some kind of crazy egg cup.
I thought they were place card holders for one of Aunt Sandie’s Spring has sprung tablescapes.
I was thinking the same thing!
Hate to ruin the fun, but in all seriousness, they’re the french fry holders everyone is so hip to using these days. Line it with a piece of parchment or wax paper cone and fill it with fries. TA DA! YOU’RE A NUEVO BISTRO!
I sincerely hope you’re being sarcastic, because they’re really not. Being unable to think what they could possibly be, and unethically curious, I peeked to the Amazon.com link. They are snow cone holders.
T.Piper, I too thought they were the French-fries-in-a-parchment-cup holder. Naturally with mayo on the side, not ketchup.
“New American” cuisine can go f* itself. Srsly.
Used-up slinkey’s?
Torture devices?
Whatever they are, I’m sure Alton would not approve. Silly useless uni-taskers in colorful disguise.
looks like egg holders
When I first saw these I thought that they might be whimsical hard boiled egg holders. But then I realized that the logistics didn’t add up. When you try to crack the shells those suckers would be flopping all over, depending on the flexibility of course. Turns out I was WAY off. They are snow cone holders, the most useless invention since the Slap-Chop!
But Spatuler, just imagine what Vince could do with those babies! LOL! ;^)
Dude, the commercials are ridiculous(ly awesome!), but the Slap Chop-type products are really handy. The Slap Chop itself is hardly new though, my parents have had a similar product for years and years and years. It’s fantastic.
Numb, is it the Veg-O-Matic? :)
Fess up. It’s just because you really love his nuts, isn’t it?
Looks like holders for individual ice cream cones. I’ve seen similar models but I don’t get the point since you can’t eat an ice cream cone any other way than with your hand.
This looks like Sandy’s new table-scape theme
Sunny Anderson’s pubes!
LOL!
Aaron McCargo’s party time earrings!
Are they for people who like to eat snow cones but are morally opposed to touching them? Hands-free snow cone eating contests? Is it so Ina can make snow cones for Frank and Steve ahead of time and put them in their freezer to be eaten upon their return from the gay cruise?
“Frank and Steve…upon return from the gay cruise?”
LOL
(Did TR and Miguel tag along?)
Scamdra Lee’s diaphragm!
oh, i forgot… they come in different colors to mach her kitchen decor for the week!
Can’t tell how big they are but they could be egg cups for holding soft boiled eggs.
I guessed ice cream cone holder. Do I get partial credit?
Contessa’s party favors for her “alternative lifestyle friends”
Giada’s Pasties