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70 Responses
PERFECT!
Haven’t laughed this hard in I cant tell you how long. Thank you.
I knew it! That’s why the sharpener’s motor makes the sound “bis-cot-TIIIIII” whenever it winds up.
Wow that’s actually creepy… And I’m absolutely afraid of the rule 34 here.
The rule 34? What’s that?
From Urban Dictionary:
1. Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.
2. If it exists, there is porn of it.
LOL! ;)
Your getting a little full of yourself and your not so funny anymore, I see you fading in the the blogshpere very soon! You’ve become a…Bimbo!
YOUR?
If you’re going to insult me, at least be grammatically correct about it. K? Thanks!
This poster (who somehow managed to get their arms out of the straightjacket to type) at least, called you a Bimbo with a capital B!! YAY, Jillian!!
Hey, ‘Getting Tired’! Have you heard of the ‘period’. It is not necessary nor correct to run your entire psycho-babble into one sentence. Get it right next time.
Bad commenter is bad, in more ways than one. Jillian does a great job on this site and hits way more than she misses. I just don’t feel the need to be insulting and anti-woman about it when I feel a post doesn’t hit the mark.
For the record this post definitely hit the mark, what else could you use Giada’s veneered choppers, for except sharpening pencils?
To put it frankly, suck my dick, troll. This made me laugh out loud.
Exactly!! I thought it was great and VERY funny!
Jillian Madison is a “bimbo” because she made fun of Giada! Everybody spread the word!
LOL. For me, your idiotic comment somehow managed to be funnier than the actual post.
And BLOGSHPERE? How about “blogosphere”? Gads! Go back to school and learn how to spell and punctuate, you nitwit!
Aren’t you getting tired of being so stupid? If you’re going to criticize someone, at least learn how to spell correctly and use possessive nouns properly. Idiot.
My comment is directed at the troll and not KatW, hence the “getting tired” reference.
I don’t know…that seems to me to be how you would pronounce it if you had just a wee bit too much to drink–maybe “Getting Tired” was just trying to be as accurate as he/she could…
LOL…here’s a suggestion Getting Tired: Don’t come to the FNH site. There! Simple. Ta-Ta!
Someone from The Pampered Princess’ camp to be sure.
I am possibly the worst spelling/grammar violator that I know, so it’s hard for me to criticize you “Getting Tired” (I once spelled ‘roam’ ‘rome’… I blame THAT one on all the Merlot..mmmm) But, at least I know how to spell “douche”, and that’s all that really matters in this case.
Touche, Spatuler!! From time to time, I’ve also been known to have Merlot-induced (or any kind of wine-induced–just fill in the blank) lapses in spelling and punctuation. Getting Tired is obviously a FN lurker who deserves to be held up to as much public ridicule as we can dish out.
And I wanna be the Bimbo!
Oh, absolutely KatW, this is meant to be a fun blog, and whoever leaves any type of comment, whether it be negative or positive towards the blog master, should be ready for any scrutiny they might get as a result. It’s a public forum for crying out loud. I’m not worried about Jillian. She’s a big girl and can take care of herself. But, the hate that was behind Getting Tired’s comment was so obsurd simply because this isn’t exactly a forum about politics, or anything serious. lol…it was just so rediculous. I just wonder what type of medical institution they are confined to, this “Getting Tired” person is. Or maybe they just need to get layed…I dunno..I’m just saying. And as for “BOO”, I have no idea what your comment meant, hell I don’t even think Freud could figure that one out, but whatever. :D
Hooray for merlot-inducement! Cheers!
Really? You have nothing better do to than to insult someone who can blog circles around you? Don’t come on here if YOU’RE going to insult Jill! I love how everyone who has the balls to insult Jill can never put a real name onto who they are.
Maybe Getting Tired is just anti-pencil..?
Following your criticism of Jillian, you conclude that she’s become a bimbo. I fail to see the connection between your particular criticisms and becoming a bimbo. That makes no sense. A bimbo? Really? Do you know what that word means?
Candus!!!! YAY!!! Hi, gurrrrl. How ya been?
Aww, pay GT no heed. It’s clearly one of those Food Network interns getting an assignment in.
I lol’d. Even though you have made the Food Network totally unwatchable for me. I used to enjoy it, now all I see is how ridiculous it all is!
Ditto.
Tritto! :o)
Quadritto
Cinqitto
Sextitto! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Now that sounds intriguing cloverleaf!
FNH lurker here. Don’t listen to the one hater, you bring a smile to my face every day! Carry on!
I second that!
I hope this becomes a recurring feature.
Love this! And I’m sure that Rachael Ray’s hyper arm waving is powering a town somewhere in the midwest.
LMAO, SLL!
I knew that there had to be another use for Giada’s piano keys. Very clever, Jillian :)
Hilarious!
Wow, that made my morning. Thank you!
Someone else keeps up with shirt.woot.com, I see.
Exactly what I was about to comment on! shirt woot!
…with patented chiclet chisel power…
Hysterical!!!! Thanks for the second laugh!
I must get a Giada pencil sharpener! All our sharpeners are crap. Her choppers would do the trick, for sure!
Maybe you could find it at Target for a reasonable price! Just like her cookware.
LOLOLOLOL – THAT’S AWESOME!!!
Now we need an appliance powered by her boobs!
Is a motorboat an appliance?
Definitely. I’ll be the first beta tester.
Too funny! I hope to see more of this category!
And I thought those were Biskahhhhh-teeeeee crumbs on her chin!
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
Poor Todd
Ooh, yeah…hadn’t thought of that…I bet those teeth leave marks! Ouch.
I was having a really crappy day, then I saw this. Funny, funny. Thanks for making me smile.
She’s like some sort of rodent in that she must keep chewing or her teeth will continue to grow all the way up into her skull.
Loovvvve this site. I’m sure it’s been mentioned on here before but besides her pacman mouth, have her carnie-like miniature claw hands ever been focused on?
Count me in as an official member of the Jillian mutual admiration society. :0)
P.S. My 56 year old dad refers to the Food Network as the “Boob Network,” thanks to Giada. yay :(
It’s the boob network in more ways than one, Giada has big boobs and Guy Fieri is a boob.
I think beloved Jillian gets more and more creative on every post
This one LOVE IT, it’s scary do but sooooo funny at first i laughed for a couple minutes, hahaha
Seeing Giada sarpener second time I notice the attention to detail, she’s in a position that looks like just waiting for that pencil and the little lamp hahahahaha like her little ofice there. don’t know how her mouth and boobs can actually fit in there
GREAT JOB, Jillian! Just lovin’ this site to death! By the way, good people, I’ve wondered whether Everyday Tramp’s teeth are veneered at all. Since she cannot laugh without throwing her entire bobble head back (in some sort of seizure?) I’ve wondered if she’s trying to keep her mis-fitted dentures in her mouth……….
omg that’s hysterical!