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Archives for "April, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd April 2010
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Guy Fieri Doesn’t Know Where To Sell His Knuckle Sandwich “Knifes”

Um, how about outside an elementary school, so one of the 3rd graders can teach you how to spell “knives?” What sort of chef doesn’t know the difference between KNIFE and KNIVES? You’ve got to be KNIDDING ME. (via Guy Ferry’s Twitter)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 21st April 2010
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Next Food Network Star Season 6 Cast Bios/Photos

Spring is in the air! That means two things: Bobby Flay’s gotta start applying sunblock before leaving the house, and it’s time for the Food Network to reveal the cast of everyone’s favorite “probably-rigged-cooking-competition-show,” Next Food Network Star! I, Jillian Madison, will be recapping the episodes every week when the show starts in June. We’ll [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th April 2010
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New Cooking Channel/Food Network Shows

Today, Scripps Networks announced the new channel line-ups for both the Food Network and the brand new Cooking Network. Sadly, despite the coverage and publicity we provide to the network(s) on a daily basis, Food Network Humor still wasn’t deemed worthy of being sent a copy of the official release. Luckily, it’s all over the [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th April 2010
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80s Music Videos As Reinvisioned By A Food Network Watcher

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE CINNAMON BUNS – Paula Deen SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT (AND DURING THE DAY, TOO) – Guy Fieri HERE COMES MY ANNOYING HUSBAND AGAIN – Rachael Ray JEFFREY’S GIRL – The 11 Straight Men In Easthampton MY COOKING KILLED THE RADIO STAR – Sandra Lee I JUST CALLED TO SAY “CHIPOTLE” – Bobby [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th April 2010
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Chefs Vs. City Recap: MIAMI (The One Where Claire Almost Kills Sunny With A Machete)

Say “I” if you spent 60 minutes desperately wanting to tie Claire Robinson’s hair back for her on last night’s episode of Chefs vs. City! Come on, woman! Buy yourself a 30-cent hair tie. A scrunchie. A bump-it. Anything to hold those gorgeous locks back while you’re hacking at a fish that weighs more than [...]


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