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The Many Emotions Of Rachael Ray
Posted on April 21st 2010 by Jillian Madison

Rachael Ray makes a lot of expressive faces. As such, it can be difficult – if not impossible – for the novice Food Network watcher to know just what she’s trying to convey with each carefully contrived facial contortion. So, we decided to create this handy little Rachael Ray emotion chart to help you all out in a pinch. Whip it out and refer to it as necessary. Happy Food Networking!

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Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Food Network Humor Pie Chart
---If Rachael Ray Had Her Own Private Island…
---The Rachael Ray Dictionary
---The Many Faces Of Rachael Ray
---Most Disgusting Looking Food Ever: Rachael Ray’s Rouladen

    41 Responses

  1. Specsmachine says:

    Posseseed is scarier than Linda Blair!

  2. Alex says:

    That’s more of Ray Ray than I ever wanted to see.

  3. Neo says:

    This is freakin’ hilarious.

  4. Gypsy says:

    Too funny!!

    I’m wondering why she’s the color of an oompa loompa in the “really, really happy” pic! With a set of shark teeth ready to bite someone!

    And ewww, the aroused face…Think that’s her sex face, too?

  5. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    I would imagine Jahhhn making the same face when he sees RR naked. Yikes!

  6. LaLa says:

    Another winner, Jillian! I plan on printing out and laminating my copy… maybe we can make a Tic-Tac-Toe game of it when she makes faces during an episode!

  7. chefcatt says:

    A collection of Rachael facial expressions isn’t complete without the tongue flick

  8. Jules says:

    OMG…the aroused one gives me the creeps!

  9. Jackie says:

    that is hilarious, i love the aroused face!!

  10. Goober says:

    So if seeing husband does not cause arousal, what does? Ferry in nothing but Oakleys?

  11. doszapatos says:

    ummm…some of those expressions remind me of dubya.

    • oh_come_on says:

      as rubberish as RRay? Don’t mind her face as long as she doesn’t speak. Her gravel-voice sends me over the edge.

  12. Gypsie Rose says:

    the aroused one looks like she is not enjoying whatever it is. -.- poor poor Rachel. or maybe it’s that someone passed gas during?

  13. Billy says:

    She is animated… I will give her that much. But she is adorable… just sayin’

    • Meg says:

      Better get out the Webster and look up the description of “adorable.” It sure has nothing to do in connection with RR.

  14. Old71 says:

    Hey Jillian, where’s the fake foodgasmic look. lol.

  15. Cherry Bomb says:

    Does anyone else besides me want to smack the Really, Really Happy Face… the 3rd one where she looks jaundiced. What an annoying expression.

  16. Blancmange says:

    This is THE BEST you have ever done. Brava!!!!

  17. froglegs says:

    Aroused? Realllly?

  18. JessieOm says:

    This just made me laugh SO hard! hahaha!

  19. Ann I Ball says:

    Can’t stop laughing at the “aroused” face. Somehow she looks like she wasn’t expecting it at all. ;)

  20. The Watcher says:

    Everytime I am about to call you out for getting on her ass so hard, I remember that she is already a parody of herself.

  21. Ryoko says:

    This post made me realize that Rachael looks like thai pop star Tata Young

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  23. Roger says:

    Aroused or constipated?

  24. C says:

    I don’t mind Racheal, but this is fricken hilarious.

  25. Andrea says:

    this was Awesome! the aroused pic gets me every time and I would love nothing more than to belt her in the kisser in that really really happy one. love it,

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