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Rachael Ray is known for GETTIN’ A LITTLE CRAZY with the English language. Sometimes, she’ll cleverly use only the first letter of a word (like EVOO for “extra virgin olive oil” or BYOB for “bring your own bacon”), while other times, she’ll just take two normal words and blend them together to create one asinine word (like stoup, which is, of course, thicker than a soup but thinner than a stew.)
For a while there, Rach had just been using the same old annoying catchphrases. Delish. Yum-O. Sammie. Nothing new had come out of the frightening culinary wasteland that is her mind. That is, UNTIL THIS WEEKEND.
That’s right. You see, Rachael finally unleashed a new word on our nation: CHOUP. What’s that, you ask?
Wow! Thanks, Rachael! Having to say “THICK SOUP” for all these years was really starting to take its toll on me. Hallelujah! I’m free!
Since Rachael is clearly having a hard time coming up with new words, I thought I’d help her out by coming up with a few new catchphrases for her to use about her Food Network co-hosts:
Used in a sentence: My mother bought me the ugliest SHENT for my birthday!
Used in a sentence: I got totally sandrunk after work last night.
Used in a sentence: Don’t stay on that treadmill for too long, or you’ll start looking skaltoned.
Used in a sentence: I could replace a tire on my Jeep with the McHula in that girl’s left ear!
Used in a sentence: I’m not going to drink on our first date, because I don’t want to come off as a clut.
Used in a sentence: The floprah in this room is out of control.
Used in a sentence: Our waiter is such a chiboi.
And don’t forget about the DIARRHOSPITAL you’ll likely get from Rachael’s food. You know, when your stomach is sick to death, but it’s not bad enough for you to be admitted into the hospital.
Did I miss any Rachael words? Leave ‘em in the comments for part 2 of this series in a few weeks!
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112 Responses
That’s freakin’ awesome! LMAO
Lmao @ shent. I wish she would bedazzle some of those shents just to mix it up a little. Don’t they bedazzle in the Hamptons?
They can Inadazzle with good Ina rhinestones.
Good Swarovski crystals would work! ;)
Well, sometimes her collar is up and sometimes it isn’t. LOL. I bet Frank or Stephen has a bedazzler.
Umm, hello, they’re gay dudes. I don’t think they would be caught dead with a Bedazzler. :)
Turning up the volume on Ida’s drab, black shents with some bedazzle and rhinestones. How bad can that be?
Too funny, Bad Vanilla. Might I also add that your name cracks me up?
@Aimee: Thanks :-) As much as Ina (sorry for the typo in my original post) uses “good” ingredients, none to me is more annoying than her constant mention of “good vanilla”.
I kinda “get” good vanilla–I remember my mom buying “vanillin” one time b/c vanilla was too expensive. yarg, so vile
But “GOOD” ketchup?? Really?
Fatter than Giada, skinnier than Mario: FINA
Absolutely brilliant. I laughed out loud at these!
I saw the “choup” episode as well. I don’t know why but she really makes me irrationally angry.
RIGHT! Her mosquito-bite boobs wear me out…with that much damn money you’d think she could afford at least a “c” cup!
Or maybe A cups! (sarcastically, and knowing that C cup is bigger thank A cup)
HILARIOUS. Also, I vow to actually start using Sandrunk in my regular vocabulary.
Such as: “Sure, I was so wasted that I spent the evening puking my guts out on my mother-in-law’s antique rug… but at least I didn’t let myself get totally Sandrunk.” (Because seriously, if I drank as much as Sandra, I’m pretty sure my liver would just explode.)
Don’t forget her husband is a toouche.
I laughed until I cried at “Skalton!”
Simply stupendous!
Another stroke of brilliance! LMAO! Skalton!
Utterly BRILLIANT!!!
Portmanteau= ” A…uncreative technique to form new words – almost (any idiot)…can fabricate words by butchering two perfectly good words…to form one ugly word.”
RRay’s obviously working on not enough sleep and waaaay too much caffeine. WHO wants to eat choup or stoup? Yuk!
I always giggle when RR says “stoup,” because it sounds so much like the yiddish “schtup (sp?)”……
LOL! I just think of “stoup” as short for “stupid”. Methinks that Ratched knows that the dish she’s preparing is dumb sh*t, but she’s gonna make it anyway.
CherryRose, my hubby and brother-in-law use the word “stoup” as short for “stupid.” I’d never in a million years use it to describe food.
Possessing bigger boobs than Bobby Flay’s but not quite as well-endowed as Giada DiLaurentiis: Fliada.
Ex.: I don’t believe Tiffany really is stuffing her bra with tissue paper, she’s just fliada.
I laughed hard at this one!
LMAO!!!
WICKED AWESOME HILARIOUS !
Best.Word.Ever. lmfao!!!
It’s a little bit sweet; it’s a little bit savory — it’s swavery
shent….omg…lmfao
Pure *genius* Jillian! I will now be going to my Mom’s house to reorganize her shents.
I really need to not use the internet in class…I just burst out laughing when I saw these!
SHENT.
How perrrrfect is thaaaat??!!
Brilliant! LOVED “Shent”! LOL
BTW, I can just hear Aaron McCargo in that shot saying “Heeyyy…”
Annoying male chef = Guy + Tyler + Flay = Guyler Flay
Used in a sentence: I wish FN would find a male host who wasn’t such a Guyler Flay!
LMAO – Good one !!
Less butter then Paula Deen’s recipes
but tastes better then cardboard Ellie Kreiger recipe
Deeiger
I don’t have to count my calories after I eat this Deeiger meal.
Lifetime Movies presents the Sequel to “Homeless to Harvard”: VAGRINA. The true story of a former homeless person (vagrant) who finds life, love, and happiness in the Hamptons (Ina).
Ahahahahahahahaaaaa! Love it, CR! :)
This one is my favorite!!
THANK YOU for lampooning the ‘choup’. It was an episode I just happened to catch and turned off immediately after hearing that. For Pete’s sake!! Just say thick soup you dumb gash!!!
I guess I’m like Deformed Cookie…Ray-Ray makes me irrationally angry.
The others had me LMAO. The ‘shent’ one make me think of ‘shit’ for some reason…all the more reason to giggle. :)
More nauseous than Guy, but not as pukey as the Neelys =
GUYLY.
That McD burger was way too guyly.
I first posted about Rachael’s CHOUP on April 8 after seeing an episode of 30 Minute Meals. I couldn’t believe my ears and couldn’t reach for the remote fast enough. This woman has truly started to run out of ideas and has lost her freakin’ mind. She’s slowly regurgitating the same recipes over and over again. I mean what does she have? 101 recipes for burgers? And how much crap can she throw in with pasta and call it a different meal? I am SO Rachael Rayed out!
Wouldn’t it be funny if she DID lose her mind and started filming rouge episodes?
“Hey kids! Forget about using pasta water to thin out and starch up your sauces! Toilet bowl water adds some YUMMO flavor to whatever dish you’re making!”
“I saved some ‘essence’ from my encounter with my greasy sweetie last night *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* and I’m gonna throw a handful into my stoup-choup. I’m having friends over tonight and whoever guesses the secret ingredient gets a set of my crappy cookware!! (And a ride to the ER to get checked for hepatitis! WOOOOOOO!!! Good times!!!”
Ah hell…I meant ROGUE. Sheesh!
Diane you are hilarious. I laughed so hard I had tears coming down my face. I was all alone as I read this and the neighbor knocked on my door to see what was going on. “Greasy sweetie” I love it.
I couldn’t believe an episode I caught with her “pesto” made from peas, which she called “PEASto” – CRINGE at the made-up word, and YUCK at the thought of mushed up peas stirred into pasta.
Sounds like it should be called PISStoe! YUCKO! ;)
I think I just threw up in my mouth. UGH!!
You spent so much money on your tablescape that you are behind three months on your mortgate…Semi-Homeless Entertaining.
LOL! Perfect.
That is AWESOME!
Win!
OMG! Shent! LMAO!!! This is HILARIOUS!!!
Fatter than Alton Brown, but not obese like Pauler Deen: Y’Alton.
Good one, Goober! :)
LOL. That made me laugh harder than Shent.
These are brilliant, Jillian! They remind of the long-time local weatherman on Detroit TV, Sonny Eliot who was a staple on channel 4 for over 30 years and still does a forecast each afternoon on the local 24-hour news station. He was (in)famous for his combination words in his forecasts, like cool+breezy=creezy or snow mixed with rain=snain. You could count on him to give the weather for some small town in Michigan that no one had ever heard of.
Getting back on topic, I’d describe Pauler as a buffoon who’s too fond of butta’ or a “buttafoon” .
Do ya think that Pauler could be related to the famous Buttafuc*os?
Absolutely
Jillian, you this this out of the park once again. Thanks for an afternoon full of laughs! Kudos!!!
So is the thickness scale Soup < Choup < Stoup < Chowder < Stew ?
Or is it Soup < Choup < Chowder < Stoup < Stew ?
Not as lemony as the zest, but soaked in liquor…
Thymonchello
My husband made “stoup” for dinner a week ago using one of RR’s recipes. YUKKO! I tried to be nice and just ate it. He packed it up for me for lunch the next day. Oh no. New word: leftovers in trash…..Trashovers. Thanks Rach!
Trashovers is an awesome new word! :)
One single word for the favorite phrase of FN chefs… here it comes!
“Crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside” = Cruouchin !
Or Chewchy
Hipster male cooking show hosts should skip the ear jewelry: Anthony Bourdain + Aaron McCargo = Boring.
Oh.Em.Gee. “Skalton”…fricking hilarious.
Not as brain dead as Jamie but not nearly as gay as Bobby = Jobby. Also what my childhood friend used to call doo-doo.
boke1 – I think we had the same childhood friend! You are hilarious!!! Keep it coming…
Glad you enjoyed it, Stoup. In the words of Sunny Badwig, where you from gurl?
These ARE great!! Very clever… LOL!!!
Sorry I’m late to the party, but like Numb, I’m adding Sandrunk to my daily vocabulary. More, please, Jillian!!
More pretentious than Guy Fieri
Not as pretentious as Ina Garten
Guynatentious
lol, that was such a stretch it cracked me up. I wasn’t sure if that word should sum up my last “female” examination though, but then again, aren’t they always a little “guynatentious?”
I am LMAO over here! I have tears running down my face!
My favorites are shent, skalton, and sandrunk. TOO funny!
This website cracks me UP!!
Rachel crossed the line for me the other day when she had some kid on 30 Minute Messes making…TACOSAGNA. Really, Rach? Taco-f’ing-sagna? Where I come from, we have a different word for that. It’s called ENCHILADAS!
Now I swear, if she keeps butchering food and the English language, I’m gonna butcher her sphincter with a bowling pin.
And I mean that in the niiiiiicest way possible.
Now, if I got too drunk to fish yesterday, but not too drunk to cook, would that count as being sandrunk?
My father-in-law, an avid fisherman, has always said that too drunk to fish is just…too drunk.
I remember that episode. I thought the same thing.
How about does more work than Duff Goldman but not quite as much work as a donkey’s nutsack. GoldmanSacks…oh wait, nevermind.
I’m trying to decide who should be more insulted in this equation…Duff or Goldman Sachs?
My lord, SHENT is awesome!
And a counterpoint to FLAIDA, I offer you:
GITALI…a person with bigger boobs than Giada’s, but not as big as Batali’s.
“That girl’s rack is GITALI!”
I love the way Giada’s chest is the standard by which all others are measured.
She started it.
Isn’t the basic measuring for boobs called Giadameter?
That might actually catch on!
I really really love the ina garten one, a SHENT OMG that was hilarious I mean all of them but ina’s just make laugh a lot haha
Rayada-more facial contortions than Rachel Ray, but not as many as Giada.
Ex: “When she smiles, she looks totally rayada- it’s creepy!”
SNUFFET: An Ina sized “portion” snack but smaller than a buffet….
Why the hell does she always make HUGE pans of things, and CLAIMS they are for her “friends”? You KNOW the girl is just hungry and making them for herself!! Ina does does love herself some groceries!!
She’s saying it’s for her friends, when she actually ate her friends too
BUERRLENSTOCKS –
Not quite Anne Burrell’s red “follow the yellow brick road” red shoes, but not quite Birkenstocks…
Rachel + Dictionairy = Dictchel or Rachionairy
Not sure if you are being serious or not when saying that this is a new word, but I’ve heard her use this word a couple times before, and at least 2 years ago.
oh my god oh my god
I WAS CRYING!!!!! HAHAHA wow!
brilliant!!
OK, here’s an entry for Guy F:
not quite tool not quite douchebag: doolbag
SHENT – Now that was just wrong! LOL
ok…this website ALWAYS makes me laugh, but “shent”? you have totally outdone yourself….
“shent”.
OMG, shent just made me crack up and now i cant stop laughing!!! i have never seen ina wear anything other than a shent! she sometimes jazzes it up with a scarf or the requisite over-the-shoulder-sweater when socializing with her rich friends, but never a buttonless shirt or a cardigan! what gives?
can i just tell you that i LOVE this site and think you are hilarious?
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I know Tyler Florence is the world’s biggest ego-maniac, but he should be!
Lol, Rachael Ray = MosquitohA
Bigger than mosquito bites,
Smaller than an A cup :P
Greater than Rachels 10:0 Ass to Bust ratio, and smaller than Giadas 1:10 Ass to Bust ratio:
No joke, its simply called a “Cylinder”
Bigger boobs than Rachel; smaller boobs than Bobby = Raybobs.
Usage: “She’s got the cutest little raybobs.”
“Choup” technically was probably ‘chunky soup’ but semantics- I hate it and her. My boyfriend said he thought she was cute and I almost broke up with him over it!
I don’t have a clue why, but something about this post completely made me die laughing. I had to actually put down my Firefox window so I could give myself a chance to breathe.
(Also, I totally thought a “shent” was a real article of clothing before i saw this post.)
SHENT. OMG. I am dead. I thought it was a widely accepted clothing term before I saw this post.
Coup and EVOO are among some of the most annoying appriviations Rachael Ray has come up with.