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Rachael Ray is known for GETTIN’ A LITTLE CRAZY with the English language. Sometimes, she’ll cleverly use only the first letter of a word (like EVOO for “extra virgin olive oil” or BYOB for “bring your own bacon”), while other times, she’ll just take two normal words and blend them together to create one asinine word (like stoup, which is, of course, thicker than a soup but thinner than a stew.)
For a while there, Rach had just been using the same old annoying catchphrases. Delish. Yum-O. Sammie. Nothing new had come out of the frightening culinary wasteland that is her mind. That is, UNTIL THIS WEEKEND.
That’s right. You see, Rachael finally unleashed a new word on our nation: CHOUP. What’s that, you ask?
Wow! Thanks, Rachael! Having to say “THICK SOUP” for all these years was really starting to take its toll on me. Hallelujah! I’m free!
Since Rachael is clearly having a hard time coming up with new words, I thought I’d help her out by coming up with a few new catchphrases for her to use about her Food Network co-hosts:
Used in a sentence: My mother bought me the ugliest SHENT for my birthday!
Used in a sentence: I got totally sandrunk after work last night.
Used in a sentence: Don’t stay on that treadmill for too long, or you’ll start looking skaltoned.
Used in a sentence: I could replace a tire on my Jeep with the McHula in that girl’s left ear!
Used in a sentence: I’m not going to drink on our first date, because I don’t want to come off as a clut.
Used in a sentence: The floprah in this room is out of control.
Used in a sentence: Our waiter is such a chiboi.
And don’t forget about the DIARRHOSPITAL you’ll likely get from Rachael’s food. You know, when your stomach is sick to death, but it’s not bad enough for you to be admitted into the hospital.
Did I miss any Rachael words? Leave ‘em in the comments for part 2 of this series in a few weeks!
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---Food Network Chefs According To The Urban Dictionary
---Rachael Ray Coins Annoying New Word
---Rachael Ray’s Park City Utah Vacation: Photo Gallery
---Rachael Ray Yum-O Ugg Boots
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