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TWITTER WEEK ON FNH: Day 1 [Guy Fieri]
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 4 (Sandra Lee)
---Anne Burrell Is The Only Interesting Chef On Twitter
---Food Network Chefs Are Horrible At Twitter
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TWITTER WEEK ON FNH: Day 1 [Guy Fieri]
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Each day this week, we’ll search Twitter for a different Food Network host, and post what we think are the 10 funniest recent tweets about them. We’ll kick things off with Guy Fieri, because he’s so freakin’ money, dude!
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Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 3 (Rachael Ray)---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 4 (Sandra Lee)
---Anne Burrell Is The Only Interesting Chef On Twitter
---Food Network Chefs Are Horrible At Twitter
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39 Responses
Message to Guy Fieri:
Dear Guy,
You are officially disowned.
Signed,
The Human Race
P.S. Your knives blow.
Love the 1st comment… actually love them all, but the first is ‘off the hook’!
I agree – FAT JEW totally nailed it with his tweet. I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard at everyones’ comments on here. This website cracks me up!
As Guy would say, it’s supercali-shamma lamma ding dong-winner winner chicken dinner- that’s MONEY!
LOL cutting his scalp off with his knives or knifes as GF writes is a great idea.
I’m pullin’ for Kirstyn. You hang in there chick!
I can hardly wait till he gets caught in a sex scandal with some trollop he met while filming Triple D. You know it’s only a matter of time.
Likely some fat blonde waitress missing a couple teeth named Shirley.
I was thinking the same thing! Only, I wonder if he’s doing Ann Burrell.
Making love to his mirror image! ACK! Pass the mind-bleach! ;^)
I love how a couple of them still give him some credit. I didn’t realize that his fans could judge him, yet still love him all at the same time.
The “Fuck You” one is my favorite!
I agree, Boobie…it’s so simple, yet says SO MUCH!
God, I hate this douchebag. HATE! HATE! HATE!!!
I also agree. It was perfect and right to the point.
“Hey, Guy Fieri. #FuckYou”
I read that and almost spit my coffee everywhere!
Hmmm…can’t seem to post a comment. Wonder if Ferry has hacked the site! ;)
Your name is PISS???
Who are you talking to???
I think Robb is referring to a parody of Guy Fieri that Jillian posted a while back. It was entitled ‘Basements, Back Yards, and Garages’ or something like that.
The ‘garage’ guy was cooking meth and when ‘Guy Fieri’ asked him what his name was he answered, “Piss”.
Pretty funny!
It’s becoming more increasingly frustrating that my mother LOVES Guy Ferry. She also thinks Melissa D’Arabian and Sandra Lee are the utmost frugal creative chefs around. This is the culture FN is breeding. Why don’t I have a FN show? I couldn’t do worse.
Veganista, could you maybe do some “accidental” snipping of the cable cords to your mom’s TV? Only a temporary solution, of course, but maybe it would give you a bit of relief. I sympathize. Good luck! :)
Almost every day when it is time for Guy and Sandra to come on my tv automatically changes channels. You know how this happens. Every morning I preset every single channel that I wish to watch so that as soon as one show is finished it automatically jumps to the other one. Do you know what Food Network has done to combat this? They have deigned to start their shows 1 minute ahead of the scheduled time. I noticed for the last couple of weeks that I keep hearing Sandra and Guy’s voices and my head started hurting immediately (true reaction) then I realised what they are doing. Luckily for me the tv then switches during mid-sentence so it sounds like they are getting cut off. A great step for mankind, preset channels.
A note left on Guy’s flame fridge:
Guy,
Smashmouth called. They want their look back.
What’s a flame fridge?
I thought he had racing stripes on his fridge . . . but if it’s flames, that would make sense too. Speaking of flames (and not Brian Boitano), I really liked the flames on Alton Brown’s KitchenAid mixer. And I love Brian Boitano’s show. He’s a dork but he makes good stuff.
Those are decals–you, too, can get them from Amazon.com and ornament your mixer if you like. (See how much of a dork I am! But lest you wonder, I haven’t actually done this, I have just run across the page on Amazon.)
It may be racing stripes. I refuse to watch the show for accuracy on my snark, my brain cells are limited as it is.
I noticed his knife was flamed the last glimpse I had of his show.
Even classic car guys are past flames, for the most part.
I am REALLY hoping the new ‘Food Channel’ coming out at the end of May is not just like FN is now. I am tired of Guy… and not just to make fun of here, I mean I am really annoyed to the point I turn the channel. The FN must think he is just still the “in thing”. And I am tired of the cake challenges. Saturday’s are Iron Chef, or some sort of challenge (that 60% of the time includes Kerry Vincent) Bring back “Ready Set Cook”, boy that is going back I know. Is it just me or did we go from the Emeril era to the Guy era? Though I wanted a change from him… Guy was not what I had in mind. I never thought “BAM!” would go away..
In passing across FN, as I am no longer much of a viewer, I heard Guy mention the U.R.S. in place of the name of his 88th dumb show. I had the urge to destroy my TV just because it was the medium that brought the idiotic abbreviation into my ears. I guess he doesn’t have time to say the name of the show, needing to find ways to sell his cutlery.
What segment of the public is entertained by Guy and his ilk that passes for programming on FN?
I wonder about the same thing, Derek, and I have no answers. I can’t fathom how anyone could voluntarily subject themself to this idiot.
And “U.R.S.” sounds like a venereal disease or some sort of urinary infection. Ick!
“What segment of the public is entertained by Guy and his ilk that passes for programming on FN?”
Dumbasses.
omg, I totally argue with my mom that Guy is in fact a douchebag; she gets mad when i make fun of him!
Is it wrong to wish for the head of Guy Fieri on a spike?
Anybody slamming Ferry is fabulous in my book.
Those are decals–you, too, can get them from Amazon.com and ornament your mixer if you like. (See how much of a dork I am! But lest you wonder, I haven’t actually done this, I have just run across the page on Amazon.)
I always pronounce his name a la Francaise, to wit, “Ghee”
Just for that extra soupcon of annoying douchiness.
How silly is that?
working hard on the lyrics for my Guy Fieri diss track “Kulinary Wanksta” – @TheStareOfTreat
*laughing*
@lattistar “wearing sunglasses on the back of the head” comment
Not all that long ago, I made a comment to someone and basically said how stupid it is when a person wears sunglasses on the back of his/her head a la Guy Fieri. Much to my chagrin, the guy I made the comment to told me that he often wears his sunglasses the same way- but he was nice enough to laugh it off and agree with me, anyway. I guess it is a more common “style” than I thought, but still looks dumb as hell.
Hey Guy is a really cool and down to earth man so leave him alone and he’s cute with his hat on backwards,, and no i’m not so stupid crazy lady,,,, my hubby knnows how i feel as well ,,, so everyone that is not about guy take a hike