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Twitter Week On FNH: Day 4 (Sandra Lee)

Published on: April 29, 2010 – 3:46 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Twitter Week on FNH just wouldn’t be complete without a dose of Aunt Sandy! These are our ten favorite recent “Sandra Lee/Semi-Homemade” mentions, from complete strangers on Twitter. Enjoy!



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---TWITTER WEEK ON FNH: Day 1 [Guy Fieri]
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 2 (Ina Garten)
---Twitter Week On FNH: Day 3 (Rachael Ray)
---FNH EXCLUSIVE: A Detailed Look At Sandra Lee’s Brain
---Sandra Lee’s Money Saving Tips O’ The Week







  1. Gypsy
    April 29th, 2010

    It’s good to know that so much of the viewing audience recognizes what a wacko she is!

  2. Courtney
    April 29th, 2010

    Did you see those nasty ass tamales she made a couple of weekends ago on Money Saving Meals? They looked identical to the puke my dog left for me on my bedroom floor that morning.

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    Kathy replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    One would probably make ass tamales after eating Sandy’s tamales.

  3. April 29th, 2010

    The Sarah Palin of the culinary world…oh, that’s rich! Love the verbal response to watching Sandra Lee, too!

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    M replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 5:55 am

    Can she see Russia from her tablescape?

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    Sara replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Not sure who is more insulted by that comparison…

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    Numb replied on: May 1st, 2010 at 8:09 am

    Considering what I know of them both – I’d bet they’d take it as a compliment either way… Pretty sad.

  4. Teague
    April 29th, 2010

    If anything she got off easy.

  5. Ni
    April 29th, 2010

    How about the rerun of the ‘Casino Night’ today?
    She made a Cesar Salad Pizza (Kinda reminds me of the Ina Garten version with arugulla…yuck) with store-bought Cesar drrrrrrrrressssssssing, and rrrrrribons of llllettuce…barf!!! I never want to have a game night in that gaudy kitchen (with X-Mas decor for some insane reason only Aunt Sandy can make sense of)

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    Gypsy replied on: April 29th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    We saw the beginning of that…didn’t she have a Christmas wreath that she had stuck fuzzy dice and playing cards on? Horrible…

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    Ni replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Yep, she probably was planning on some North-Pole poker!!!

  6. April 29th, 2010

    My favorite one I’ve seen – “Watching Sandra Lee’s Semi-Home Made incites a lot of screaming at the television in our house.”

  7. Charlotte
    April 30th, 2010

    Could we please make this twitter thing a weekly fixture of FNH – this stuff is HI-larious!!!!!

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    SugarPuff replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 8:35 am

    I second that! Finally an entertaining use for Twitter – FNH should make this a regular piece

  8. Tatiana
    April 30th, 2010

    Considering how awful and toxic Sleazy Lee is, these comments seem kind of tame. Except for the Guy Fieri one, that is a good one. And so true! With those meat hooks she calls hands and that drag queen leer of hers, I have always thought she looked like a trans-gendered individual.

  9. Diane
    April 30th, 2010

    Sandra Lee’s tamales = dog barf. ROFLMAO!

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    Aunt DrunkfaceMcGee replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 7:08 am

    I don’t want to think about Sandra Lee’s “tamales”…

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    froglegs replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    Ya mean those two things hanging off her chest? Resting on her waist band?

  10. Goober
    April 30th, 2010

    When is Semi-Homemade going to be shown in 3D so I can see her chest hit the floor of my living room?

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    Shelby's Aunt replied on: May 1st, 2010 at 7:39 am

    I am laughing so hard I’m crying at your comment!! Maybe we should contact Sony Television about hurrying up one in the works so we can all add laughter to our day.

  11. stoup
    April 30th, 2010

    “Remember to wash your hands after touching any sort of meat.”

    BEST tweet of the dsy!

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    oh_come_on replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Particularly slimmy politician’s meat.

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    stoup replied on: April 30th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Or the geezer she was married to before!

  12. Annie
    May 2nd, 2010

    I love all the Sandra Lee lines! I thought maybe I was the only one who wanted to raise money for her to see a good shrink. Talk about OCD. Poor thing. But why doe people watch the show? it’s not about real food, nor is it about attractive design.

  13. May 3rd, 2010

    If I had a twitter account, I’d ask this about Guy’s show: What the hell is that supposed to mean when he eats something and he says it’s “downtown”??
    Does that mean it’s close to shopping and mass transit? What is he talking about?? Ass clown.

  14. May 5th, 2010

    The ever-changing, wardrobe-coordinated kitchen decor makes me cringe. The holiday episode in which she appeared to be wearing red ski pants, a red “uni-boob” turtleneck sweater, santa’s hat and red dangly earrings was just too much.

  15. May 15th, 2010

    I love this site. I want to know what the hell she is laughing at? She will be mixing, pouring or whatever then suddenly she starts with this ridiculous sort of laugh like someone just said something funny. It is so irritating

  16. JLB83
    August 2nd, 2010

    I thought I was the only one who thought this lady was awful… good to know I’m not alone..

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