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Giada’s Aunt Raffy: Now With 85% More Mullet
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Giada’s Aunt Raffy: Now With 85% More Mullet
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Aunt Raffy showed up to harass Giada on this weekend’s episode of Giada At Home, and I couldn’t help but notice her new haircut. Girlfriend’s rocking a mullet! Or as Giada would say, “MUL-EHHHTTTTTT-OOOHHHHH.”
Though her hair changed, her penchant for showing off the gigantic mole on her right boob unfortunately did not.
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46 Responses
boobs and a witch nose runs in the Family
I can’t believe work like this did not earn you a James Beard award! Laughing my ass off. I noticed the same thing this weekend. I feel so validated. I love you, Food Network Humor.
Saw the episode. Noticed the mullet. Chuckled under breath at said mullet.
What was with those stupid cut away interview scenes, with the two of them kissing each others ass? “Oh raffy loves to do this and that in the kitchen, she’s like a culinary gypsy.” Really???
She’s a gypsy alright…straight out da trailer park!
TFN has finally realized Giada has turned into an infernal BORE so we have “more Aunt Raggy…ummmmm Raffy!”
I didn’t even bother to watch it because TFN will show it 100 more times in the next week.
quality post. proud of you.
OMG! I watched this horror this weekend. Raffy’s mole makes me wretch every time the camera picks it up.
And did anyone see the new Spice Lady’s show? Who produced that crap? She was making some kind of tomato sauce and commented how it was simmering away, when the burner wasn’t even on. AWFUL!
LMAO about the mole picture. I saw this episode too this weekend, and I was mesmerized by the mole. I just couldn’t seem to take my eyes off it. It must be the Italian equivalent of an Indian bindi. Although Aunt Raffi’s was a lot larger and may even have its own zip code. Aliens from a foreign planet could land on that mole. I wonder if the mole had to fill out a census. Did they run any credits on the mole after the episode?
I have to stop now………..
OMG…I can’t stop laughing….
I saw the first few minutes of this episode. Giada managed to say crrrrrrispy, crrrrrunchy and crrrrreamy at least 5 times in the intro alone. Apparently Raffi only owns low cut, mole exposing shirts. She might want to have a doctor look at that thing. I like the way she puts Giada in her place sometimes. Somebody has to and it ain’t gonna be gay-ass shirt designing Todd.
The “crrrispy, crrrunchy, and crrreamy” talk from Giada makes my skin crawl. Make it stop!
She looked pretty chewy too.
Boke, you don’t think mealy-mouthed, boring, stunted adolescence guy, Todd would say anything to Giada?
Yeah…you’re probably right.
Don’t get me started on Todd. Why she married that fossil without a personality is beyond me.
Hahaha ROTFL
Some men just are happy being “accessories”
I love Raffy, but I think that blouse was totally inappropriate for the show. Could it have been more low-cut? Jeez!
It didn’t fall on deaf ears that Raffy mentioned giving recipes to Giada, which Giada says she changes up ingredients and makes her own. I hope Raffy gets a paycheck for what I assume is her huge contribution in Giada’s recipe arsenal.
I couldn’t agree with you more RALSTEVE! I love episodes with Aunt Raffy, especially since she is constantly telling Giada what she has done wrong. The blouse though, that needs to be burned.
Raffy is a real turn-off. She’s obviously envious that she’s not the star. Giada may have her faults, but Raffy is the pits.
check out the mom jeans on aunt raffy!
I thought I read that ‘Giada’s recipes’ are the original-from-Rome family recipes, complements of Aunt Raffy’s translations. Since the recipes, changed or not, have made Giada a ‘star’ she should show Raffy more respect instead of acting like a spoiled little turd. When Raffy’s on, we get a very clear glimpse of Giada’s self-absorbed personality. Raffy should have a show, but on PBS where real cooking is celebrated.
“When Raffy’s on, we get a very clear glimpse of Giada’s self-absorbed personality.”
I could NOT agree more. Giada’s like a different person when Raffy is around. When she’s not acting like a spoiled 5 year old, she’s rolling her eyes at the camera or making faces at Raffy behind her back. It’s almost impossible to watch.
Okay,so I’m not the only one who thinks Girardia’s being a spoiled, pushy, direspectful to her elders, saggy hootered, bratty turd. Good to know. I do love the fact that her aunt gives her that sideways look when she’s being a snot and says something like “Yah, if you don’t want it to be good, do it your way”. Thank you Raffy.
I watched this show today and was flabbergasted at the way the two of them were throwing daggers at each other. Talk about a couple of venemous vipers in the kitchen! Yikes!
Rod Stewart from 1981 called and wants his haircut back.
http://www.vasiliska.com/uploads/posts/2010-02/1266430964_rod-stewart-1981-tonight-im-yours.jpg
Great pic – love how Rod’s shag is almost identical to the palm tree in the background! :^)
I like Raffi. I don’t remember her wearing such low cut shirts when she first started appearing on Giada’s show. Thank you Tuschman and Suzi “Medusa” Creamcheese. :(
If I recall, Rafi’s hairdo is a shag, not a mullet, but oh so close.
And I too think Raffi should have her own PBS show!
It’s kind of a hybrid shag-mullet. I know because I was there rockin’ ‘em the first time around in the 70s…LOL! ;^)
A shagullet?!? :-p
Suzi Medusa Creamcheese. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. It’s so true.
Yeah, watched it. I did note that Giada wasn’t showing as much boobage as usual.
I generally hate any episode that includes Raffy, but she actually wasn’t as bitchy as I’ve seen her in the past.
Maybe she started some hormone replacement therapy or something.
Careful…that might make the mole grow!
I like Aunt Raffy when she puts Giada down. Giada’s shows are SOOOOOOOOOOO BBBOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG now. I rarely watch her. And Todd and his buddies . . . well, that’s another story!
This was just another in the series of Giada and Aunt Raffy pyschodrama a la cucina. It’s really uncomfortable to watch the two of them trying to out-’alpha bitch’ each other. The decolletage is obviously another family competition (recall her oh-so-youthful Mom, who shows up from tim to time). Just uncomfortable on so many levels.
Did Shelly Long as Carol Brady get really fat?
I’ve never seen Raffi before. And now I can say I’ve seen far, far too much.
You sure that’s not a man in drag with sandbags strapped on, swinging in the breeze?
I’m very frustrated….I want to print the May 03, 2010 show for the recipe Individual lasagnas…please send it. It used tobe so simple to go to a chef’s page and click on the show you want for a recipe…but all the format has changed. I have now spent 15 minutes trying to find the lasagna recipe Giada made with her Aunt today…May 03, 2010! Thank you
While we all agree with your frustration with the Food Network site Mary Ann, this isn’t http://www.foodnetwork.com. Just an FYI.
PS. The recipe can be found here
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/giada-de-laurentiis/individual-vegetable-lasagnas-recipe/index.html
Honey, try the FOOD NETWORK site!
(Do you SERIOUSLY need that recipe anyway?). Here’s a tip…..make lasagna, cut it into individual portions.
Done!
What I find curious is why Giada continues to over -enunciate words that sound remotely Italian. You don’t hear Irish people rolling their R’s like they’re leprecauns.
Laughing my ass off at the thought of Giada looking at the camera and enunciating, “MUL-EHHHTTTTTT-OOOHHHHH.”
Can easily imagine it.
I had a mullet… I am tired of my lesbians friends stealing the look from 1992 from me!!!
What is with all of those 40+ year old European women who all have that, ‘I don’t give a shit how saggy my boobs are, they’re natural so I’m gonna let ‘em dangle down to my knees’ attitude? I’ve lived in Europe for years and I know this to be true. Plus, in Germany, they’re stuck in the late 70′s-early-80′s hairstyles. Reddish/purple hair with, yes, mullets. My experience over there was a mix of beautiful green country-sides and electric-burgundy hair and saggy boobs….oh yeah, and B.O.,lots of B.O.
What’s all the bitching about?
It’s a mole for god’s sake – get over it! I thought the episode with Raffy was fantastic and very humorous.
Giada was just great as well – keep up the good work! 8-)
I think Rafii only owns one shirt.
Is it a contest for Raffi to try to compete with Giada on recipes, pronunciation, cleavage, etc? Make her stop! then again, Raffi wins in the questionable mole category. She might want to get that thing looked at..lol!
In the episode “Cooking with Raffy” I just about pulled my hair out.
Giada is bad enough alone, but with Raffy standing there complaining about the tea, and the cheese cloths and the pots and rolling and OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP.
It was just horrible, end of story.