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Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Guy Fieri
Posted on May 18th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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Welcome to part three of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started pimping their own brands of dog food!

Guy Ferry would almost certainly cash in with Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub, a not-so-premium chow for the douchiest of dogs. It’s loaded with tacos, spaghetti, fried eggs, Mexican spices, and beer, so it’ll give your dog the energy (and the buzz) he needs to sustain his annoying, douchey behavior… like peeing on your carpet and awkwardly invading your mailman’s crotch. If it catches on, it could lead to Fieri’s most popular television series yet: “Diners, Drive-ins, and Holy Shit! My Dog Is Fat!”

*Note: Wristbands, sunglasses, flame paraphernalia, hair bleach, and tacky jewelry sold separately.

[Drawing by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd. Head over there to see more!]



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods (Part 1)
---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Ina Garten
---VIDEO: Guy Fieri on David Letterman
---Guy Fieri Isn’t As Bad As You Think He Is; HE’S WORSE
---Guy Fieri At The Celebrity Beach Bowl

    18 Responses

  1. “holy shit! my dog is fat!”

    fat dogs annoy the shit out of me. it is irresponsible pet ownership.

  2. Mike says:

    This sort of food would make your dog scootch his butt across the living room carpet…or over the top of Guy’s spiked hair.

  3. BOO says:

    Holy dog dickin’ a bat! Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub! LMAO!

  4. Sandyf says:

    These are fantastic, keep them coming!

  5. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Love the black goatee thing!

  6. Diane says:

    No dog…even rabies infected Cujo…deserves this kind of torture.
    However, I would LOVE to see Guy trapped in a room with Cujo. I’d pay money!!

  7. Ina Garten DaVida says:

    Wow! These are MONEY!

  8. Silvio says:

    I’ll betcha that dog’s breath smells better than our boy Ferry’s does. Betcha the dog’s ass smells better too.

  9. Twikki says:

    That looks like the entree on the front page of Johnny Garlic’s.

    http://www.johnnygarlics.com/

    I have to wonder… is “diner” spelled that way intentionally?

    • Ferd Berfle says:

      Most dogs would take one sniff of Guy Ferry’s Kulinary Kreations and turn away. They’d rather sniff another dog’s butt than eat that Kulinary Krap.

  10. Jonathan Doan says:

    Hey, 14, how’d you get Guy Fieri to pose for this image?

  11. BarbL says:

    Minor nit – shouldn’t the sunglasses be worn on the back of the dog’s head for maximum douchiness?

  12. Lana says:

    Best one so far.

    Love the matching flames on the dog dish and rolly polly pooch belly. So Kewl!

    Optional garnish with liquid queso.
    :-D

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  14. Elysianladie says:

    How dare Gay Fieri try to infect our canine companions with his disgusting vomitser food.

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