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Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Guy Fieri
Published on: May 18, 2010 – 11:59 am by Jillian Madison 
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Welcome to part three of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started pimping their own brands of dog food!
Guy Ferry would almost certainly cash in with Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub, a not-so-premium chow for the douchiest of dogs. It’s loaded with tacos, spaghetti, fried eggs, Mexican spices, and beer, so it’ll give your dog the energy (and the buzz) he needs to sustain his annoying, douchey behavior… like peeing on your carpet and awkwardly invading your mailman’s crotch. If it catches on, it could lead to Fieri’s most popular television series yet: “Diners, Drive-ins, and Holy Shit! My Dog Is Fat!”
*Note: Wristbands, sunglasses, flame paraphernalia, hair bleach, and tacky jewelry sold separately.
[Drawing by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd. Head over there to see more!]
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“holy shit! my dog is fat!”
fat dogs annoy the shit out of me. it is irresponsible pet ownership.
This sort of food would make your dog scootch his butt across the living room carpet…or over the top of Guy’s spiked hair.
LOL! Butt-scootchin’ FTW!!!
Holy dog dickin’ a bat! Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub! LMAO!
These are fantastic, keep them coming!
Love the black goatee thing!
No dog…even rabies infected Cujo…deserves this kind of torture.
However, I would LOVE to see Guy trapped in a room with Cujo. I’d pay money!!
Wow! These are MONEY!
I’ll betcha that dog’s breath smells better than our boy Ferry’s does. Betcha the dog’s ass smells better too.
That looks like the entree on the front page of Johnny Garlic’s.
http://www.johnnygarlics.com/
I have to wonder… is “diner” spelled that way intentionally?
Most dogs would take one sniff of Guy Ferry’s Kulinary Kreations and turn away. They’d rather sniff another dog’s butt than eat that Kulinary Krap.
Hey, 14, how’d you get Guy Fieri to pose for this image?
Minor nit – shouldn’t the sunglasses be worn on the back of the dog’s head for maximum douchiness?
Bute the yellow-framed shades would get lost because of the yellow collar! LOL! I actually wondered about that, too, Barb. :)
Oops….that should have been “but.” Sheesh. *hic*
Best one so far.
Love the matching flames on the dog dish and rolly polly pooch belly. So Kewl!
Optional garnish with liquid queso.
:-D
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