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Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Guy Fieri

Published on: May 18, 2010 – 11:59 am by Jillian Madison Comment

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Welcome to part three of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started pimping their own brands of dog food!

Guy Ferry would almost certainly cash in with Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub, a not-so-premium chow for the douchiest of dogs. It’s loaded with tacos, spaghetti, fried eggs, Mexican spices, and beer, so it’ll give your dog the energy (and the buzz) he needs to sustain his annoying, douchey behavior… like peeing on your carpet and awkwardly invading your mailman’s crotch. If it catches on, it could lead to Fieri’s most popular television series yet: “Diners, Drive-ins, and Holy Shit! My Dog Is Fat!”

*Note: Wristbands, sunglasses, flame paraphernalia, hair bleach, and tacky jewelry sold separately.

[Drawing by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd. Head over there to see more!]



Other posts on Food Network Humor:

---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods (Part 1)
---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Ina Garten
---VIDEO: Guy Fieri on David Letterman
---Celebrity Chef Look-Alikes
---15 Most Disgusting Foods From Around The World







  1. May 18th, 2010

    “holy shit! my dog is fat!”

    fat dogs annoy the shit out of me. it is irresponsible pet ownership.

  2. Mike
    May 18th, 2010

    This sort of food would make your dog scootch his butt across the living room carpet…or over the top of Guy’s spiked hair.

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    cloverleaf replied on: May 18th, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    LOL! Butt-scootchin’ FTW!!!

  3. BOO
    May 18th, 2010

    Holy dog dickin’ a bat! Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub! LMAO!

  4. Sandyf
    May 18th, 2010

    These are fantastic, keep them coming!

  5. Jill (not Jillian)
    May 18th, 2010

    Love the black goatee thing!

  6. Diane
    May 18th, 2010

    No dog…even rabies infected Cujo…deserves this kind of torture.
    However, I would LOVE to see Guy trapped in a room with Cujo. I’d pay money!!

  7. Ina Garten DaVida
    May 18th, 2010

    Wow! These are MONEY!

  8. Silvio
    May 18th, 2010

    I’ll betcha that dog’s breath smells better than our boy Ferry’s does. Betcha the dog’s ass smells better too.

  9. May 18th, 2010

    That looks like the entree on the front page of Johnny Garlic’s.

    http://www.johnnygarlics.com/

    I have to wonder… is “diner” spelled that way intentionally?

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: May 19th, 2010 at 8:05 am

    Most dogs would take one sniff of Guy Ferry’s Kulinary Kreations and turn away. They’d rather sniff another dog’s butt than eat that Kulinary Krap.

  10. Jonathan Doan
    May 18th, 2010

    Hey, 14, how’d you get Guy Fieri to pose for this image?

  11. BarbL
    May 18th, 2010

    Minor nit – shouldn’t the sunglasses be worn on the back of the dog’s head for maximum douchiness?

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    cloverleaf replied on: May 18th, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Bute the yellow-framed shades would get lost because of the yellow collar! LOL! I actually wondered about that, too, Barb. :)

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    cloverleaf replied on: May 18th, 2010 at 11:41 pm

    Oops….that should have been “but.” Sheesh. *hic*

  12. May 18th, 2010

    Best one so far.

    Love the matching flames on the dog dish and rolly polly pooch belly. So Kewl!

    Optional garnish with liquid queso.
    :-D

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