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Corny Jokes With Guy Fieri
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Because every joke Guy Fieri tells is corny… and because this photo of him overreacting about a piece of corn makes me laugh out loud every time I see it… I present to you… CORNY JOKES with GUY FIERI.
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44 Responses
Perfect!
A corncob for a corn-holer.
That’s an insult to corn-holers everywhere. Guy belongs in a class by himself.
He is the great Cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole.
lol wow… those photos are perfect.
Could he look any less intelligent?
Awesome pics to go with the jokes lol, I think the last one is so perfect!
I still can’t believe, even after seeing it multiple times, that the last face is real. Why would any sane human, even Guy Whatever-You-Do-Don’t-Use-My-Real-Last-Name make that face, especially in public?
Here in France, we do not understand your preoccupation with a fellow like this Fieri. Was he a famous chef before becoming a TV star ?
Don’t blame the whole country Gen .. most of us can’t stand him here either.
Just out of curiousity, do you start EVERY post with “Here in France”?
Genevieve, do you realize this site is called food network humor? We are here to make fun of, not admire these so-called chefs.
Yes I do realize some of you make fun of him, but doesn’t this man have 3 shows including a game show ? So he must have some followers.
He is a queer little man , mais oui ?
He was actually a contestant on “The next food network star”. I still can’t see how the other contestants could have been more annoying and talentless.
“The next food network star” that’s where this tool came from… OMG, it makes those pictures even funnier!
Mais non.
Girl, give it up. You’ve been called out multiple times on your snootiness, and we know you’re not even really in France. Total BS.
I think its funny y’all rise to her francais bait. One of the things I love most about a humor site!
Geaux Genevieve!
:-D
We here in France (mais oui, c’est la verite, and by France I mean the Ohio Valley) call merde on Genevieve’s Frenchiness.
In the punchline pics it looks like he’s saying, “Laugh! Laugh! It’s funny, laugh dammit!”
Damn, I got all excited when I thought he was holding a razor in his paw. Shave those pubes!
I was blind in one eye and couldn’t see out the other… now I’m blind in both eyes. Thanks Guy.
Why is this dued ALWAYS so effin shiny? He looks like he works in a really hot lube shop.
Yeah, Guy always seems to be a walking ball o’ grease.
Maybe he and Anne Burrell could get together and he could lube her breasts…
Ow! My brain! Make the image go away!! It burns
Jillian, pretty please….a photoshopped corn crammed in his obnoxious pie hole?
I may have laughed more at these than anything ever posted on here!
LOL, funny stuff! Fieri looks like he just finished an exploding cigar in the mike pic.
He could pop that corn in the grease on his face. Yuck. But still hilarious! That last shot of him never ever fails to make me laugh.
Why do I keep waiting for Guy to have a heart attack? He’s always so sweaty and WAY too enthusiastic about the most mundane shit. Dude seriously needs his blood pressure checked.
How do you think he tells when his hair needs to be brushed? Does he look in the mirror and think, “This looks too well-groomed…MUST…SHAKE…HEAD…”
I hope he doesn’t shake his hair in the kitchen. The thought of the critters on Guy and in his hair scares me.
“But seriously, folks…”
The last one made me spray saliva all over my laptop.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!
->insert goofy picture of Guy<-
:-D
Jillian,
The corny photo is funnier than you think. Gardens growing, flowers blooming, and yet, not a single leaf on any tree. Maybe the FN design staff should go outside more often. (Don’t blame me – it’s my job to find stoopid mistakes;-)
Good catch! Them be pecan tree’s in that ther background.
The background trees appear to be dormant walnut trees. Also, notice the artichoke plants. A nice photo of a CA orchard with duffus photo shopped over it.
Between the constant sunburn and copious amounts of hair gel, I give hime 6 months before his head turns into a raisin.
From twitter: Whenever I see Guy Fieri on T.V., I picture Billy Idol having sex with a Teddy Bear in the early 80′s… without protection.
*giggle*
The last picture did it for me. HAR HAR HARRRR
I’m not totally buying it…I don’t think Guy is anywhere NEAR clever enough to come up with these.
He strikes me as more of a “Pull my finger” guy.
Yep, definitely corny jokes
I like him. He’s a bit over the top at times, but he’s a welcome break from the stodgy, humorless chefs of old. A bit like a modern Galloping Gourmet without the accent.
FYI – Guy was a chef in his own right before winning Next Network Star. And, he’s obviously doing something right since he’s one of the very few winners who’s maintained their success (and gained more).
He thoroughly enjoys himself and apparently welcomes the humor you find since he posted this link on Facebook for others to enjoy it, too.
Ha, that’s a good one. Thanks, Guy.