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Corny Jokes With Guy Fieri

Published on: May 26, 2010 – 2:24 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Because every joke Guy Fieri tells is corny… and because this photo of him overreacting about a piece of corn makes me laugh out loud every time I see it… I present to you… CORNY JOKES with GUY FIERI.



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  1. May 26th, 2010

    Perfect!

    A corncob for a corn-holer.

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    Jay replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    That’s an insult to corn-holers everywhere. Guy belongs in a class by himself.

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    Ina Garten DaVida replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    He is the great Cornholio. He needs TP for his bunghole.

  2. May 26th, 2010

    lol wow… those photos are perfect.

  3. May 26th, 2010

    Could he look any less intelligent?

  4. May 26th, 2010

    Awesome pics to go with the jokes lol, I think the last one is so perfect!

  5. SaraCVT
    May 26th, 2010

    I still can’t believe, even after seeing it multiple times, that the last face is real. Why would any sane human, even Guy Whatever-You-Do-Don’t-Use-My-Real-Last-Name make that face, especially in public?

  6. Genevieve
    May 26th, 2010

    Here in France, we do not understand your preoccupation with a fellow like this Fieri. Was he a famous chef before becoming a TV star ?

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    Samus replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Don’t blame the whole country Gen .. most of us can’t stand him here either.

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    SaraCVT replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Just out of curiousity, do you start EVERY post with “Here in France”?

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    Puddin replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 3:58 pm

    Genevieve, do you realize this site is called food network humor? We are here to make fun of, not admire these so-called chefs.

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    Genevieve replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 7:44 pm

    Yes I do realize some of you make fun of him, but doesn’t this man have 3 shows including a game show ? So he must have some followers.

    He is a queer little man , mais oui ?

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    BCA replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    He was actually a contestant on “The next food network star”. I still can’t see how the other contestants could have been more annoying and talentless.

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    fxtech replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 7:03 pm

    “The next food network star” that’s where this tool came from… OMG, it makes those pictures even funnier!

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Mais non.

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    Katie replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 11:19 am

    Girl, give it up. You’ve been called out multiple times on your snootiness, and we know you’re not even really in France. Total BS.

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    Lana replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    I think its funny y’all rise to her francais bait. One of the things I love most about a humor site!
    Geaux Genevieve!
    :-D

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    We here in France (mais oui, c’est la verite, and by France I mean the Ohio Valley) call merde on Genevieve’s Frenchiness.

  7. Gypsy
    May 26th, 2010

    In the punchline pics it looks like he’s saying, “Laugh! Laugh! It’s funny, laugh dammit!”

  8. Mort
    May 26th, 2010

    Damn, I got all excited when I thought he was holding a razor in his paw. Shave those pubes!

  9. May 26th, 2010

    I was blind in one eye and couldn’t see out the other… now I’m blind in both eyes. Thanks Guy.

  10. May 26th, 2010

    Why is this dued ALWAYS so effin shiny? He looks like he works in a really hot lube shop.

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    Ray replied on: May 26th, 2010 at 5:32 pm

    Yeah, Guy always seems to be a walking ball o’ grease.

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    Ina Garten DaVida replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Maybe he and Anne Burrell could get together and he could lube her breasts…

    Ow! My brain! Make the image go away!! It burns

  11. May 26th, 2010

    Jillian, pretty please….a photoshopped corn crammed in his obnoxious pie hole?

  12. Chris
    May 26th, 2010

    I may have laughed more at these than anything ever posted on here!

  13. Deaner
    May 26th, 2010

    LOL, funny stuff! Fieri looks like he just finished an exploding cigar in the mike pic.

  14. Mystie
    May 26th, 2010

    He could pop that corn in the grease on his face. Yuck. But still hilarious! That last shot of him never ever fails to make me laugh.

  15. May 26th, 2010

    Why do I keep waiting for Guy to have a heart attack? He’s always so sweaty and WAY too enthusiastic about the most mundane shit. Dude seriously needs his blood pressure checked.

  16. SaraCVT
    May 26th, 2010

    How do you think he tells when his hair needs to be brushed? Does he look in the mirror and think, “This looks too well-groomed…MUST…SHAKE…HEAD…”

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    Matthew replied on: May 28th, 2010 at 12:11 am

    I hope he doesn’t shake his hair in the kitchen. The thought of the critters on Guy and in his hair scares me.

  17. May 26th, 2010

    “But seriously, folks…”

  18. Jitterro
    May 26th, 2010

    The last one made me spray saliva all over my laptop.

  19. May 27th, 2010

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?
    Rosa!
    Rosa who?
    Rosa corn grow in a field!
    ->insert goofy picture of Guy<-
    :-D

  20. ErgoDan
    May 27th, 2010

    Jillian,

    The corny photo is funnier than you think. Gardens growing, flowers blooming, and yet, not a single leaf on any tree. Maybe the FN design staff should go outside more often. (Don’t blame me – it’s my job to find stoopid mistakes;-)

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    BOO replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Good catch! Them be pecan tree’s in that ther background.

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    BonnieBee replied on: May 27th, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    The background trees appear to be dormant walnut trees. Also, notice the artichoke plants. A nice photo of a CA orchard with duffus photo shopped over it.

  21. May 27th, 2010

    Between the constant sunburn and copious amounts of hair gel, I give hime 6 months before his head turns into a raisin.

  22. May 27th, 2010

    From twitter: Whenever I see Guy Fieri on T.V., I picture Billy Idol having sex with a Teddy Bear in the early 80’s… without protection.
    *giggle*

  23. May 27th, 2010

    The last picture did it for me. HAR HAR HARRRR

  24. Diane
    May 27th, 2010

    I’m not totally buying it…I don’t think Guy is anywhere NEAR clever enough to come up with these.
    He strikes me as more of a “Pull my finger” guy.

  25. Rick
    May 31st, 2010

    Yep, definitely corny jokes

  26. Wendy
    June 8th, 2010

    I like him. He’s a bit over the top at times, but he’s a welcome break from the stodgy, humorless chefs of old. A bit like a modern Galloping Gourmet without the accent.

    FYI – Guy was a chef in his own right before winning Next Network Star. And, he’s obviously doing something right since he’s one of the very few winners who’s maintained their success (and gained more).

    He thoroughly enjoys himself and apparently welcomes the humor you find since he posted this link on Facebook for others to enjoy it, too.

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: June 8th, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Ha, that’s a good one. Thanks, Guy.

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