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Giada De Laurentiis »

Giada Tells Bobby Deen A Knock Knock Joke
Posted on May 3rd 2010 by Jillian Madison

    43 Responses

  1. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Ha ha! Maybe he’d like to see Todd’s boobs instead.

  2. Numb says:

    HILARIOUS.

  3. FNFAN says:

    LMAO! Now if Robert Irvine had been telling the knock-knock joke, we may have gotten this look from BD…

    http://media.knoxnews.com/media/img/photos/2009/08/05/080609bobby-deen_t607.jpg

  4. Sandra says:

    OMG that’s hilarious!

  5. Motzi Greps says:

    These never get old.

  6. Diane says:

    The pictures of Bobby are PERFECT. Exactly how I would imagine him reacting to an offer of boob viewing. LOL!!

  7. Alex says:

    Jill, this is THE BEST Knock Knock joke yet. I give you a round of applause. :)

  8. Di says:

    hahaha

    Bobby: “Do not want!”

  9. Goober says:

    I concur. We need more knock-knock(ers) jokes.

  10. Mark says:

    OK… sorry tired of the ‘Juwanna’ crap with Giada. Kinda like ‘your mama so fat…’. yeah her boobs… OK. But let’s not get into repeating jokes as the recipes are on the FN. Sorry just expressing. There is so much to work from on FN right now we don’t really need to repeat the ‘Juwanna’ crap.

    • Couldn’t disagree more. It’s called a recurring joke. And it still makes me laugh.

      I post one about every month or so. Is that really so repetitive?

      • SaraCVT says:

        Just to back you up, Mark, I’m with you. But we seem to be in the minority, so I’ll guess we’ll just have to man up (metaphorically speaking in my case) and bear it.

      • Mark says:

        Sorry did not mean to come across that way. I had a bottle of wine and was just not feelin’ her boobs… no pun intended. You always have cool stuff on here. But ya know… sometimes you just get tired of one thing. No big deal :)

      • oh_come_on says:

        Jillian, don’t change a thing. Knock knock = funny every time. Silly, harmless, easily-amused fun! As long as Giada remains a FN-sponsored tease, we get to taunt her!

      • Mark says:

        Have you considered another ‘Juwanna’ personality to use… such as Anne .. “Juwanna see me shave my beard?”

    • Sorry, guys. There’s no pleasing everyone all the time. Luckily, it’s just a blog… not brain surgery. If you don’t like the content, they’ll always be something new later.

    • Scruffy says:

      I thought it was mega-funny. Always do.

      People, it’s a blog. Just keep scrolling. Not every post hits a home run with every single person.

      • Kelley says:

        I agree with Mark and Sara actually. Its cool that people still find them funny but what is funny to me is that on every single one someone writes: “The best one yet!” Uh-huh… Yeah.
        Whatevs. I love the blog so let’s just scroll down and pretend we didn’t see it. :)

      • Alex says:

        What’s wrong with someone writing about this being the best knock knock joke yet?

    • Numb says:

      I’m with the folks that still find this funny. As a matter of fact, it’s one of my favorite segments of FNH.

      • Kelley says:

        I didn’t say there is anything wrong with saying this is the best knock knock joke yet, Alex but I happen to find that statement funny. To me its the same joke over and over so the joke itself is stale. I guess what makes it the “best one yet” is the picture of whatever person Giada is “telling” the joke to, right?

        As I said earlier, whatevs. I am not sure why people are taking sides, obviously we all love the blog which is all that matters. Jill is right, she can’t please us all but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t comment on it.

      • Alex says:

        “…what makes it the “best one yet” is the picture of whatever person Giada is “telling” the joke to, right?”

        Correct.

      • Mark says:

        Stale… yes, that was the term I needed. But hey all in fun. If people like it then keep it! I am all for people liking it. However… I REALLY want Jill to update the Hosts page… I have asked and asked!!!! The ones there are out of date, though it does not matter I just LOVE the descriptions! Jill… can you hear me.. PLEASE add the new hosts! I love your descriptions!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Di says:

      Knock-knock jokes are funny BECAUSE they are corny and repetitive. It’s all about the punchline – and/or the perfect accompanying photo in this case.
      But whatever floats your boat.

      And I think Giada’s boobs would not be discussed, or laughed about, so much if she didn’t deliberately flash the cleavage to the max.

    • Gypsy says:

      I think they’re really funny! The facial expressions fit perfectly & that’s what makes them work.

      • Sandra says:

        @Gyspy I totally agree. Facial expressions do fit perfectly that’s why they are so freakin’ hilarious.

  11. Melissa says:

    Absolutely priceless! I agree – this was the best one yet. The pics of Bobby are just perfect.

  12. Jules says:

    That made me laugh outloud!! Glad I wasn’t drinking my coffee.

  13. Di says:

    I’m still LMAO at that last pic – “ewwww”

    Actually I think Bobby likes girls, but he’s afraid to bring them home to mama. Or the girl is afraid ;)

  14. Mark says:

    Knock Knock Jill… Juwanna… Jill: Juwanna what? Juwanna update the Food Network Hosts Page? (You do it so well!)

    M

  15. Gypsie Rose says:

    I’m on Bobby’s side on this. No thank you.

  16. Spatuler says:

    Unfortunately I have to agree with Bobby on this one. Although I’m afraid half of his brain cells are left somewhere in the wake of the Chefs Vs City/Savannah thread. Which would total approx.: 2.5 billion brain cells. Yep, gotta love livin’ off mama! You don’t need any brain cells!

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