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Giada’s New Line Of Dog Food
Posted on May 11th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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Welcome to part one of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started following in Rachael Ray’s footsteps and selling their own brands of dog food.

Giada will surely cash in with Ciao Chow, a premium family-style Italian dog food no teenage boy will be able to resist buying. Giada slathered her famous SPA-GIT-TEE with one of her new pasta sauces from Target, and topped the whole thing off with crunchy moat-za-rell-uh meatballs that will help promote good dental health. Just look at those chompers!

Of course, her cleavage will be prominently displayed on the product’s packaging. Would it really be “Giada” without it?

[Drawing by the insanely talented 14. You can find her hilariously skewering pop culture at her website, Gallery Of The Absurd.]


Other posts on Food Network Humor:

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---Untrue Food Network Rumors: Giada Starring In “There’s Something About Mary 2″

    29 Responses

  1. alexis says:
    May 11, 2010 at 9:44 am

    HILARIOUSSSSSSSSNESS.

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  2. Gayle King says:
    May 11, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I just passed this post around to everyone in my office and everyone is dying with laughter.

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  3. Neo says:
    May 11, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Dad: “Johnny, why are you taking Fido’s empty can of Giada dog food with you into the bathroom?”

    Johnny: (awkwardly) “Uhhhhh, erm, I’m just washing it out, dad!”

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  4. Tegan says:
    May 11, 2010 at 9:49 am

    I don’t know what’s funnier – the dog’s name “Fidochio” or the gigantic lemon sitting next to the food bowl. I love this!

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  5. BOO says:
    May 11, 2010 at 11:07 am

    Builds Strong Teeth, surely Giada could pump out some Pet Milk!

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  6. Ben says:
    May 11, 2010 at 11:09 am

    I’d buy this.

    And I don’t even have a dog.

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  7. Alex says:
    May 11, 2010 at 11:15 am

    That’s the most accurate likeness of her that I’ve ever seen.

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  8. boke1 says:
    May 11, 2010 at 11:38 am

    This is great. Giada looks a little Maria Shriver-esque in the mouth.

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  9. Jill (not Jillian) says:
    May 11, 2010 at 11:57 am

    I like how the dogs nails are painted as well. Fidochio!

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  10. Diane says:
    May 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Fidochio’s expression is priceless…”Save some for meeee, please!”
    LOL!

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  11. Kenneth says:
    May 11, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    Gives all new meaning to “puppy chow”

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  12. Cookie says:
    May 11, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Wouldn’t it have been cute if they’d said Mutts-arella on the can? LOL

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  13. Zach says:
    May 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Gonna have nightmares of that face.

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  14. Goober says:
    May 11, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Is that b*tch in heat?

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  15. Silvio says:
    May 11, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Will her pet food be crunchy,chewy or crispy ?

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  16. Lana says:
    May 11, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    … I’m going to have nightmares … and so’s my dog ….
    :-D

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  17. emptysky1969 says:
    May 11, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    I hope it has a salty bite

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  18. Jon McKenzie says:
    May 12, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    Alex…

    Yeah, I know it is SUPPOSED to be a charicature of Giada, but it looks much more like Louise Lasser. Copy and paste the url:

    http://images.tvrage.com/people/16/46616.jpg

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    • Alex says:
      May 12, 2010 at 10:13 pm

      I’m well aware of your comparison. I know who Louise Lasser is, and agree that the characterization of Giada ends up resembling her. So, can we quit beating a dead horse and move on to something that’s funny?

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