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Guy Fieri Tattoo
Posted by Jillian Madison

I don’t know who this person is, or why he felt the need to tattoo a creepy, big-headed portrait of Guy Fieri on his leg, but I’m afraid. Very afraid.


Here’s some video of the tattoo, to show you just how close Fieri’s oversized head is to this guy’s manhood:

I love diner food as much as the next girl, but no one (and I mean no one) needs Guy Fieri that close to their crotch.

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    62 Responses

  1. Deaner says:


  2. Ludwig says:

    Is that owner of Hodad’s?

    • d says:

      yup it is

      and just when i was about to try out the triple-bypass bacon patty thing too

      for shame
      i just hope he was high as hell..gotta blame something

    • Lana says:

      Wife of Hodad’s owner: “Can a tattoo be legal grounds for divorce?”
      Attorney: “In this case, ma’am, I believe so. Yes”

      (let’s just all be thankful the Hodad’s guy doesn’t go commando, eh?)

  3. deven says:

    Sooo…Guy got a tattoo of himself?

  4. Dale says:

    I don’t blame the guy. Guy Fieri is a food god. I admire his food, and his personality and don’t see anything wrong with it.

  5. froglegs says:

    Oh Sweet Jesusssss!

  6. Gypsy says:


  7. Barb says:

    Okay, someone gets drunk and high and gets the tattoo. But then you show it, and photograph it, and video it, instead of taking a cheese grater to your thigh, secretly, in the bathroom? That part I don’t get.

  8. Lizzy says:

    I want to smack that dude with a flip-flop.

  9. Bonzy22 says:

    JFC. Our society. REALLY?! DUDE

  10. BOO says:

    Holy shit! It looks like Sophia!

  11. mojito-bandito says:

    After that pick, my schwanz is crying and hiding and hoping the Guy Fairy monster goes away!

  12. seattlesbest says:

    Dammit!! This guy totally stole my thunder. Now I just feel silly with this “THATS SO MONEY” tattoo across my stomach!

  13. hairball says:

    Oh man , So I guess Flavor Town tattoo above my wives crotch wasn’t a good idea?

  14. Old71 says:

    What a freak!!

  15. Miki says:

    Could he have any less muscle tone?!

  16. Ray says:



  17. spoonula says:

    I guess this mean’s Guy Fieri is no longer the biggest douche bag. That guy is.

  18. Jonathan Doan says:

    Guess this guy is a douche in training and wanted the God Douche on his leg to remind him what he’s striving for.

  19. PowerfulNiolani says:

    They’re opening a new Hodad’s three blocks from my home, I’ll make sure to pass on it. Gross fattening garbage and a douche bag for a owner.

  20. jvwalt says:

    If he pulls down his boxers, you’ll see “OFF THE HOOK” tattooed in an arc just above his man-bush.

    • Silvio says:

      Most likely have a wig bullet scenario going on. Guys with puny pencil legs like that tend to get more masculine by getting inked up to clown level. Jackass loser.

  21. Matthew says:

    Seems like oodles of tats and piercings is the new face of douche

  22. jmsiv says:

    The only thing more gay would be a tattoo of Ted Allen.

  23. Marsha says:


  24. Anne says:

    And the douche has that weird earring thing in his lobe – some sort of stretcher. Freak!

    • SaraCVT says:

      I actually saw a guy with stretchers in his ears that were so big his ears flapped when he moved his head. I just stared, fascinated. I think that’s taking it too far when your ears are moving with the wind.

      • Lizzie says:

        I don’t mind slightly stretched earlobes, but really, they flapped when he moved his head? Ugh.

      • SaraCVT says:

        Yep. You could look at his head and know which direction the storm was coming in from. He’s gonna regret that, when his future kids look up at him and say, “Daddy, is Grandpa an elephant?”

      • Lizzie says:

        I have no problem with body modifications, but yeah, you can go too far with a lot of that stuff. The thing with stretching the ear lobes is there’s no coming back from it once you’ve passed a certain point.

  25. Gypsie Rose says:

    Oh look it’s a douche who had a douche tattooed on himself. -.-’

  26. Lizzie says:

    This is almost the worst tattoo I’ve ever seen. That award goes to the chick I once met who had a tattoo of a naked woman (with really deformed nipples) receiving cunnilingus from a bat on her hooha. This crappy things comes a close second.

    • Lizzy says:

      I saw a Twilight tattoo, once. IN PERSON! NOT as in, “ew, look at this picture of a Twilight tattoo!”. No, the old woman was standing in front of me with that Foot-Faced Weirdo peeking out at me.

      • Lizzie says:

        Sadly I saw the bestiality themed tattoo in person as well. The lady who had it couldn’t wait to whip it out to show me.

        I can’t imagine a grown woman getting a Twilight tattoo.

  27. MsFoodie says:

    I just have to say I am laughing my ass off reading these comments. Oh man!

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