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Guy Fieri’s New Tattoo
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For those of you who weren’t traumatized by the photo of Anne Burrell lubing up her breasts, I offer you this up-close shot of Guy Fieri’s newest tattoo:
Sadly, I can’t tell if the tattoo is of a distraught wild bird, or a festive Mexican dress. Whatever it is, it’s accentuating his flabby upper arm… and that’s not a good thing.
Maybe he should change the name of his show to “Diners, Drive-ins, and Desperately Seeking Muscle Tone.”
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30 Responses
I vote for festive Mexican dress! Salud! LOL! I guess they scraped off the orange spray-on tan before tattooing Mr. Ferry. ;)
It appears that he is wearing a frickin’ wife-beater. The wine goggles, they do nothing :(
Krewl! Please don’t say this photo is on the ‘Guy Sightings’ of his website?
Tattoo looks like a health inspector catching a cockroach from Johnny Garlic’s grease trap.
I can’t stop laughing. Thank you for that comment Mort haha
Mort, I think I love you for this comment!
I think this was one of the deleted scenes in “Rocky” when Adrian’s brother, Paulie, got his Carmen Miranda tattoo.
I think it looks like a bloody ’73 Pontiac Trans Am “screaming chicken.” Pretty sure the “shaker scoop” is gonna be tattoo’d just above his ass.
;-)
car buffs anyone?
Spot on!
is thinking we’ll see “Screamin’ Fried Chicken with Shaker Scoop Sweet Potato Fries” on an upcoming episode of Guy’s Big Bite.
:-0
It certainly does look like a ’73 Trans Am “screaming chicken” to me as well.
Shaker scoop, LOL.
Perhaps he could have “Shaker” tattooed on his butt in those shaky letters like the decals. Just get the tattoo guy REEAALLY drunk and let him go!
What’s that sticking out from under his arm where the tattoo is?
The bottom part of the table leg. See, it’s there on the other side where the other one is.
Is he wearing a studded belt around his waist?!
I’m surprised he’s not getting a tattoo of his own face, like that guy we just saw getting GF on his leg…
I thought you wrote that is was a tattoo of ‘his favorite Mexican dress.’ I like that option I’m sticking with that.
Jill, I am becoming seriously traumatized by these post! I have barely recovered from Anne and her lubed breast…now this! In addition to his flabby arm, he has a nice muffin top going on.
The tattoo looks like a raccoon head wrapped in a feathered eel. Maybe it is his family crest?
It looks like the tattoo artist is wearing thick lead gloves to tatt Guy Ferry! Maybe Guy has been diving into too many “diners” if you know what I mean!
Okay, I don’t think that’s Gee Ferry, and here’s why:
Shaved armpits. You’re going to look again, aren’t you? Shaven, and clean armpits. I fully expect Gee to have the biggest man-bush EVER and a hairy sweat-vest that matches. So, I don’t believe he shaves. Or even trims.
Plus, that guy is not NEAR as flabby as Gee is.
“…hairy sweat-vest…” Bwahahahaha!!
The thought of actually being required to touch that pasty, flabby douchebag would make me run from the room crying and screaming. For realz.
He did tweet that he was getting a new tat the other day so it probably is him. (Yes, I follow him for the lols.)
Yes, the photo is definitely him. If you click on the photo it goes directly to his Twitpic, which is where he uploaded it.
I still just cannot believe it. Maybe he hired his “skinny” cousin as a stand-in. No way.
Lizzy, way. Recognize the old tatt on (what passes for) Guy’s bicep. ;-)
Guy’s flabby, sure, but not way fat. Some 215 lbs and approx. 5’10″
I’m betting what we’re seeing is a Mexican dress and when he gets his arm flab going it does the Flamenco.
Very ‘artsy’, Douchebag!!
He doesn’t have a butt-shaped tattoo of a guy with a butt-shaped tattoo, right on his butt?
My head just exploded.
This guy is a disgrace to real Italians.
Only Fieri could host a show which should have been named “Stupid Human Tricks.”
Stupid comments. Obviously a traditional eagle, classic tattoo imagery, the man has great taste.