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Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Ina Garten
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[Ed. note: this is part two of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started following in Rachael Ray’s footsteps and selling their own brands of dog food.]
Bil-Jac dog food is wonderful, but canines in the Hamptons have delicate palates that can’t be satiated by dry kibble alone. That’s why Ina Garten came up with BILL-JACK, a premium dining experience that’s been specially formulated for rich, gay dogs in the Hamptons. This food isn’t for canines, it’s for gaynines!
Bill-Jack is loaded with GOOD chicken and GOOD potatoes, and every bite will help give your dog the energy he needs to pop his collar and make snarky commentary about Ina’s nervous giggle, and the new guy in town who drives a 2003 Honda (the horror!)
[Drawing by 14 at Gallery of the Absurd. Head over there to see more!]
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Guy Fieri---Celebrity Chef Dog Foods (Part 1)
---Ina Garten: The Musical
---Food Network Chef Pancake Art
---Ina Garten Loves Her Gay Men
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32 Responses
This is 100% WIN. Screw my dog. I want to eat it myself.
GAYNINES is officially the best new word ever!
This whole thing is brilliant. Kudos.
Love the new word “gaynine!” Beautiful packaging! Kudos! :^)
What’s Jeffrey gonna do without his Friday night chicken!
That’s probably the best likeness of Ina I’ve seen. I love these dog foods. They’re so funny. Keep ‘em comin!
Maybe she’ll feed the dog food to Jeffrey on Friday nights…
and call it pate
Yea, the Ina sketch is perfect!
Which one is T.R.?
Definitely in the “14″ sweater.
I love the subtle details, like the the huge presidential sized gay flag on the roof of Ina’s house, and the little heart above the little dog in the front.
Ina totally should sell this dog food. It would look great on the store shelves next to her $42 hot chocolate!
How funny! You know it would be made of GOOD ingredients! Wonder if she would give the proceeds to a charity for poor gay dogs?
Before reading anything on the package, just looking at the picture I thought to myself, “are those dogs gay?” Then I read, and low and behold. I also love the word “gaynines.”
I wonder if those dogs had to bring their own wine?
I don’t know but they DO have to arrange the flowers and start the bbq grill.
HAHAH it looks like stop-animation or claymation!!
Available only at Williams Sonoma
I wonder if the GOOD chicken is subtly flavored with Necco wafers?
The Necco wafers would only be in the Puppy Chow – because kids love that kind of candy!
Say what you will but I bet that’d be some quality dog food. Maybe she SHOULD have her own dog food line.
The only thing ruining the image for me is that hideous rainbow gradient on the collar. Everything else is wonderful.
Does the gaynine food come with hydrangeas, “good” red wine, and a chic table setting? It should, because, how bad can that be? Something tells me all of those dogs are named Steven.
Of course, and the BEST part is, everything can be done in advance so you have time to VISIT with your guests.
While no one has fun without each other?
Wow this is so cool. I don’t like her at all but for some reason i find my self watching her show no matter how boring it is. her ingredients r so expensive i guess that’s why she only cooks and intertains rich gay men.
I love the dogs at the bottom with popped collars on their shents!
The drawing of Ina is flawless. I wish she made cat food since my cat is gay!
OK, I have to ask – how do you know that your cat is gay?
LOL! One can just tell these things….. ;^)
In the words of Ina, “it looks good enough to eat!” or “how bad could that be?”
Look’s like Ina broke out one of her “good” blue button downs to pose for this one!!!
I love this! Pearl earring, double chin and all. More, please!!
At least this one acutally LOOKS like the person being parodied. Unlike Louise, uh… I mean “Giada”.
Went to Gallery of the Absurd and I found myself to be aroused AND disgusted at the same time. I didn’t read a word, didn’t need to. Good times.