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Archives for "May, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th May 2010
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Paging The Grammar Nazi Cat!

Unfortunately, it seems Bobby Flay doesn’t know the difference between “their” and “they’re.” Maybe that can be the first thing he learns when he goes “back to college” to study “anything.” (via Bobby Flay’s Twitter)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th May 2010
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Guy Fieri’s New Tattoo

For those of you who weren’t traumatized by the photo of Anne Burrell lubing up her breasts, I offer you this up-close shot of Guy Fieri’s newest tattoo: Sadly, I can’t tell if the tattoo is of a distraught wild bird, or a festive Mexican dress. Whatever it is, it’s accentuating his flabby upper arm… [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th May 2010
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Corny Jokes With Guy Fieri

Because every joke Guy Fieri tells is corny… and because this photo of him overreacting about a piece of corn makes me laugh out loud every time I see it… I present to you… CORNY JOKES with GUY FIERI.

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th May 2010
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Alton Brown Donates $100 To FNH; Offers To Match Pledges Of Other Food Network Hosts

One of the questions I get asked most is, “Do Food Network hosts read this website? Do they love it or hate it?” The answer: most of them haven’t acknowledged our existence. Paula Deen’s people sent me an autographed cookbook with a pair of pink bedazzled eyeglasses, Andrew Zimmern’s people sent me a t-shirt, and [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd May 2010
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VIDEO: Sandra Lee Frosting Cupcakes With Andrew Cuomo’s Daughter

If you can make it through this entire clip of Sandra Lee frosting cupcakes with one of Andrew Cuomo’s daughters, call me so I can make sure you receive your Nobel Peace Prize: Be sure to pay special attention at the 3:40 mark, where the kid (who is the granddaughter of Robert Kennedy, mind you) [...]


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