Archives for "May, 2010"
Food Network Still Airing Infomercials At 9 AM
Dear Food Network, why the hell are you guys still airing infomercials at 9 AM? You made like $900 billion last quarter. That wasn’t enough? Infomercials belong on at 4 in the morning, when you’re watching Tru TV because you can’t sleep, and you’re actually delirious enough to believe you might actually benefit from the [...]
NBC Renewed “Minute To Win It”
Against all odds, and despite the fact that the show sucks harder than a $2 hooker, NBC went ahead and renewed Guy Fieri’s awful game show, Minute To Win It, for a second season. Let’s go ahead and check my Give A Fuck-O-Meter: And now, back to your regularly scheduled Food Network satire.
OPEN THREAD: What do you want on the FNH Podcast?
As some of you already know, Jillian and I will be bringing you Food Network Humor’s very own audio podcast this Summer! Since we are excited, and hope you are too, we wanted to take the time and open up suggestions as to what sort of stuff you guys would want to hear. Food Network [...]
Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Guy Fieri
Welcome to part three of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started pimping their own brands of dog food! Guy Ferry would almost certainly cash in with Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub, a not-so-premium chow for the douchiest [...]
The Best Worst Sandra Lee Recipe Reviews (Part 2)
A few months ago, an FNH tipster suggested I start reading Sandra Lee recipe reviews just for their sheer entertainment value. And boy, was he right. Some of the comments from jilted, bitter home cooks were laugh out loud hysterical, and should be highlighted and shared with as many people as possible. The Food Network [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










