Archives for "May, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th May 2010

Working At The Food Network Makes You Want To Kill Someone… LITERALLY!

I’m one of those people who always misses “the good stuff.” In November, I went out of town for one day, and Paula Deen got hit in the face with a freaking ham. This month, I went on a weekend trip to celebrate my birthday, and an ex-Food Network chef went mental and hired 2 [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 13th May 2010

Thank You For Being A Fr… Wait, What?!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th May 2010

Food Network Now Offering Themed Cruises [Insert Eye Roll Here]

Calling all Food Network fans! Have you been wasting hours, sulking miserably around your office, because you haven’t been able to convince a famous celebrity chef to go on a cruise with you? WELL SULK NO MORE, ’cause the Food Network is now in the travel business! No, seriously! They are! This new foray into [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th May 2010

Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Ina Garten

[Ed. note: this is part two of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started following in Rachael Ray’s footsteps and selling their own brands of dog food.] Bil-Jac dog food is wonderful, but canines in the Hamptons have delicate [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th May 2010

Giada’s New Line Of Dog Food

Welcome to part one of our celebrity chef dog food collection, where 14 and I imagine what the world would be like if a few famous chefs started following in Rachael Ray’s footsteps and selling their own brands of dog food. Giada will surely cash in with Ciao Chow, a premium family-style Italian dog food [...]

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