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Breaking News: Paula Deen Edition
Posted on June 14th 2010 by FNH Staff

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    15 Responses

  1. Meg says:
    June 14, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Are you SURE she was grating cheese?????

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  2. Lana says:
    June 14, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    LOL!! You know, Alton was grating parsnips on his show the other day … and it looked like he was … doing something else ….
    :P

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  3. cloverleaf says:
    June 14, 2010 at 5:49 pm

    Way to multi-task, Paula! :)

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  4. awesomeredhead says:
    June 14, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Abs… likely story ;)

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  5. Fat_Italian_Broad says:
    June 14, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    I’m surprised Pauler’s not spreading butter all over David’s torso, maybe get him lubed up for a three-way with the Cap’n.

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  6. Sandra Lee's Liver says:
    June 14, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    David and Pauler make a lovely couple. If I am not mistaken, I think they are about the same age!

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  7. froglegs says:
    June 14, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Oh Pauler!

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  8. BCA says:
    June 14, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    I’m sorry, Pauler’s hand is too close to David’s, erm… “stick of butter” for me to believe she was just grating cheese.

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    • Anne says:
      June 14, 2010 at 10:52 pm

      I don’t know which is worse – this picture or the real one where Paula is admiring “The Situation’s” abs at the CMT Awards. Good god, she’ll do anything for attention!

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  9. Goober says:
    June 14, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Can we get less penis posts and more boob posts?

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  10. WalterSobchak says:
    June 14, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    Knowing her I don’t think it’s the abs she’s interested in

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  11. FNFAN says:
    June 15, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    I thought you were gonna say she’s was trying to poke holes into the cheese with the statue’s penis.

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  12. Cindy says:
    June 15, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    You can take the girl out of the south, but you can’t take the south out of the girl

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  13. mary says:
    June 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    The chunk of cheese in the photo is just so superfluous…

    Her expression shows what she’s really thinkin’ about, y’all.

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