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Food Network Humor Monopoly Cards (Part 2)
Posted on June 23rd 2010 by FNH Staff

    28 Responses

  1. Lady GaGa says:

    Bahahaha those are great.Cupcake Wars is one of the worst shows they’ve introduced. Its insanely boring but for some reason I’ve watched it twice. Its pretty bad when the best thing I can find on tv is that piece of crap.

    I want a Good Eats channel. I wonder how Cooking Channel is doing in ratings. Keep up the funnies

    • Lizzy says:

      I agree, Cupcake Wars: Cute name, lame show. It’s like a bad version of Chopped with a less likable host (if it’s possible to be less likable than Ted “I just want to wear Crocs” Allen). But I can’t stop watching it.

  2. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Love Ina’s card….but what do you get for each “fully-equipped barn that is as big as a normal person’s house”?

  3. Lee says:

    lmao at the cupcake wars one. the commercial is so fucking annoying

  4. Kristyn says:

    I actually kinda like Cupcake Wars *shrug*

  5. Catherine says:

    I love how “Debbie Lee is Korean” is still funny.

  6. Christiana says:

    I don’t understand the Rachael Ray/Handicapped Parking card…Can anyone please explain to a FNH neophyte?

  7. Joe says:

    Funny ish…you wrote hate mail to Guy Fieri…lmao

  8. oh_come_on says:

    Love these. Only watched Cupcake Wars recently — a dude using squid ink and his competitor had hair extentions and fangs. Where do they find these weirdos? The cupcakes weren’t anything special.

  9. Flyingroo says:

    Shouldn’t card no 8 read “The Deens need money…” instead “The Deen’s need money…”?
    Sorry Jillian, apparently the regular spelling police is not here so I took the job ;o)

    • Kathryn says:

      no, she had it right the first time. apostrophe “s” makes it possessive and would be necessary if it talked about something that belongs to the Deens, like the Deen’s cookbook or the Deen’s show.

  10. Numb says:

    Debbie Lee is Korean is hilarious – just for the total lack of justification. No story, no application to the game – just “Debbie Lee is Korean… here’s $20.”

    Flavortown train pretty hilarious too. I heart it here so much!

  11. Gypsy says:

    I so hope Bob Tuschman reads this & sees “Bob Tuschman wants to sleep with you, get out of jail free!” :-p

  12. Lia says:

    Thank you. I almost had forgotten that Debbie Lee was Korean…

  13. Holly B says:

    Ha ha…gotta love it. Cupcake Wars is awful, I agree. Almost as bad as Chopped.

  14. kkh says:

    There shouldn’t be an apostrophe with “Deen’s”, just so you know.

  15. Ryoko says:

    I don’t get the flavour town train one

  16. sorceressss says:

    Of course the best one is that last “You pleased the warden by humming the entire Good Eats theme song” Get out of jail free–Ha ha ha

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