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Fun With Photoshop: Rachael Ray Edition
Posted on June 2nd 2010 by Jillian Madison

    37 Responses

  1. foodnetworksnark says:

    FIRST!

    Seriously, why didn’t you show the cucumber – where she said she liked them “lonnnnngggggg”

  2. Dan says:

    The one of her on the roller coaster made me laugh out loud.

    • Melissa says:

      I am right there with you – that one just caused me to spit out my drink. The rest were funny, but there’s just something about that one that’s extra amusing

    • Ferd Berfle says:

      Me too. The expression of the woman in the red shirt is priceless.

  3. Jenna says:

    It’s disturbing how natural she looks as a neon green zombie.

  4. Eyeris says:

    You should have photoshopped a knife into her hand in one of the pics. Look into her eyes. She looks like a lunatic!

  5. Scruffy says:

    Have you seen my baseball?

  6. Cory says:

    The green one makes her look like Fiona from Shrek. Especially in that teal shirt.

  7. Andrew says:

    wow you’re really good with photoshop! very funny! i think an ina garten one would be funny!

  8. Looks like she’s in mid-solo on Epileptic Guitar Hero

    • SaraCVT says:

      Hey, I take offense to that. I’M epileptic, and I have NEVER looked that lunatic, even when I knocked myself out on a metal wastebasket and sustained a scalp wound that required nine stitches. Give me some credit; I do have SOME class.

      • SaraCVT says:

        You know, I AM kidding, guys–I’m not that sensitive about my epilepsy–how COULD I be? Ask my husband: I tell the best stories on myself. Let’s see, there’s the time I cold-cocked the paramedics–totally their fault, I think–or the time I dropped the 500 lb TV cabinet on my aunt’s foot…or the time I nearly broke my nose in the Seattle bus station…or the time I lost consciousness in church…

        I’m not that much of a victim.

      • BOO says:

        Ok Sara, get a grip on yerself. You are Sara. And you HAVE epilepsy. I guess you see how Ben felt when you attacked him? And, yes, you do act like a lunatic at times. I enjoy some of your comments.

      • SaraCVT says:

        Did I really attack Ben? Oh, Ben, I’m so sorry–yes, sometimes I am a head case…apart from the epilepsy. It’s just that after I posted the first time, I heard crickets chirping, and I didn’t want anyone to think I was one of THOSE people, you know, the easily-offended, look-at-me-I’m-disabled-don’t-you-dare-refer-to-it types. But I do have to admit I take drugs…they’re prescribed by my neurologist!

  9. ADITL1979 says:

    Aw, you should have done with her as Jack Nicholson’s Joker, of which that expression is a fetching likeness.

  10. Sandra Lee's Liver says:

    Jillian, you should have photoshopped that picture of Rachael next to her husband. I believe that is the natural face she makes when she is standing next to him or downwind from him. All the photos are hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

  11. Very funny post!

    You can photoshop Rachael giving that look to Sandra Lee’s Kwaanza cake.

  12. Maybe she should be holding a leash with her upper hand over the shoulder with her husband following behind.

  13. Miki says:

    I think this is concrete proof that she is possessed.

  14. Lana says:

    LOL! I was thinking Norman Bates in the shower scene
    Eeee Eeee Eeee Eeeee!
    :-D

  15. Kristyn says:

    Everyone is thinking she looks like Shrek, but I was thinking wicked witch of the west!

  16. BCA says:

    I like the last one the best, but that’s just because I like dynamite.

  17. Sunny Anderson says:

    White girl can twirl a yo-yo!

  18. Meg says:

    Did I miss something? I thought this was how she always looks except for the one with the green tint. LOL. I think she should just go……………away.

  19. R-U-Kidding says:

    TOO funny! Loved the last one the best also. Great work Jillian!!!

  20. PirateSquid says:

    These were hilarious! Great screencap to work with, haha!

  21. Karmasabitch says:

    The roller coaster & race pictures = priceless. HAHAHAHA. LOVE it.

  22. Jules says:

    OMG that was awesome! LOL

  23. Diane says:

    Hilarious!!! :D

  24. Phil Salazar says:

    Loved the roller coaster!!! I will never delete this pic from my ipod… Why does she always have a ridiculous expression like that on her face at all times? Does she need another new show? Or just a face lift…? lol

  25. Coast0385 says:

    Love the Thriller one I think the roller coaster is Texas Giant but thats a reall good one with the other lady’s hand placement lol

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