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Guy Fieri Scrabble
Posted on June 18th 2010 by Jillian Madison

We all know there can be many hazardous side effects of watching Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives. Headache, dry mouth, and the inability to see a red ’67 Camaro convertible without cringing have all been reported by casual DDD watchers. And then there’s Phil (known as The Spice Smuggler on FNH), who was so traumatized by the recent barrage of DDD reruns that he actually found himself playing GUY FIERI SCRABBLE with a friend.

The challenge: Create only words that relate to Guy Fieri.
The result: UNEXPECTED HILARITY.

(click to enlarge)

One thing’s for sure: “SIRDOUCHEBAG” needs to be added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary as soon as possible.



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    32 Responses

  1. Gypsy says:

    My favorites are “ape” and “weiner”!

  2. Shawn says:

    Squid got me.

  3. Neo says:

    VIAGRA was easily my favorite. He should be the spokesman. His mostly-trailer park fan base would love it.

  4. Rob says:

    Took me a few seconds to get it but NBC Sellout was the best

  5. emptysky1969 says:

    Clorox is good! how come he’s not a spokesperson for them yet?

  6. Ray says:

    What, no “greaseball”? Seriously, though, nicely done.

  7. BCA says:

    How long did it take you to make this? It’s hysterical!

  8. This is so money! Eww, Guy says that, doesn’t he?

  9. Sandra Lee's Liver says:

    I can’t stop laughing!

  10. Jenn says:

    very cool. I’m now wondering if Sandra Lee’s boyfriend isn’t embarrased to be seen in public with her? I would? and I’d be embarrased about everything she makes too! Did you guys see that daffodil cake yesterday? Yes I’ve seen it before, but I can’t get over the shock every time I see it!!! And then she says she did that same cake for her friend at Mario Batali’s restaurant. She assembled it in the restaurant kitchen! Mario should have kicked her out himself!

  11. Janet says:

    I am totally going to throw a Guy Fieri hate party and play this

  12. george says:

    Whoever added “sir” to “douchebag” is a GENIUS.

  13. GriddleBoy says:

    “Flavortowntrolley” could have been big points.

  14. Michael says:

    I am SOOOOOOOOOOO glad I found this website. I was beginning to think I was alone in my utter dislike of Guy Fieri. Just the sound of his voice is like nails on a chalk board. Ugh.

  15. Di says:

    This really is MOST impressive!
    You must love and/or hate Guy a lot ;)

  16. chicken feets says:

    michael, it’s “Fee-Etty, like confetti, hehe

  17. Jay says:

    I am in awe – well-done. (Maybe overdone should be on the scrabble board)

  18. m says:

    Can we have the Ina version next … lol!?

  19. melomel says:

    I’m sad that “wearing sunglasses on the back of one’s head” doesn’t fit onto a Scrabble board.

  20. Diane says:

    That is BRILLIANT!!

  21. GingerBeagle says:

    I suppose “winnerwinnerchickendinner” wouldn’t fit either.

  22. poofballs says:

    This is hilarious! “clorox” and “squid” got me.
    There should be a Scrabble board for Paula, Sandra, the Neelys, Rachel, Bobby, Ina…

  23. Poofballs says:

    “Sir Douche Bag” is pretty good, but “forty”, “clorox”, and “squid” are hilarious!

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