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We all know there can be many hazardous side effects of watching Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives. Headache, dry mouth, and the inability to see a red ’67 Camaro convertible without cringing have all been reported by casual DDD watchers. And then there’s Phil (known as The Spice Smuggler on FNH), who was so traumatized by the recent barrage of DDD reruns that he actually found himself playing GUY FIERI SCRABBLE with a friend.
The challenge: Create only words that relate to Guy Fieri.
The result: UNEXPECTED HILARITY.
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One thing’s for sure: “SIRDOUCHEBAG” needs to be added to the Merriam-Webster dictionary as soon as possible.
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32 Responses
My favorites are “ape” and “weiner”!
Squid got me.
VIAGRA was easily my favorite. He should be the spokesman. His mostly-trailer park fan base would love it.
Took me a few seconds to get it but NBC Sellout was the best
I liked that one too.
Then again, it’s hard to beat wiener.
“Then again, it’s hard to beat wiener.”
Not usually.
Clorox is good! how come he’s not a spokesperson for them yet?
What, no “greaseball”? Seriously, though, nicely done.
How long did it take you to make this? It’s hysterical!
Actually, it only took an hour. Maybe more because we were laughing so much!
Fantastic idea, Phil! So glad you shared it! It would make a great t-shirt image. LOL!
This is so money! Eww, Guy says that, doesn’t he?
I can’t stop laughing!
very cool. I’m now wondering if Sandra Lee’s boyfriend isn’t embarrased to be seen in public with her? I would? and I’d be embarrased about everything she makes too! Did you guys see that daffodil cake yesterday? Yes I’ve seen it before, but I can’t get over the shock every time I see it!!! And then she says she did that same cake for her friend at Mario Batali’s restaurant. She assembled it in the restaurant kitchen! Mario should have kicked her out himself!
I meant to post this somewhere else…oh well. sorry!
I am totally going to throw a Guy Fieri hate party and play this
Whoever added “sir” to “douchebag” is a GENIUS.
“Flavortowntrolley” could have been big points.
“EatThisOnaFlipFlop” might have been too long.
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO glad I found this website. I was beginning to think I was alone in my utter dislike of Guy Fieri. Just the sound of his voice is like nails on a chalk board. Ugh.
Welcome, Michael! Check out the forum! :)
This really is MOST impressive!
You must love and/or hate Guy a lot ;)
michael, it’s “Fee-Etty, like confetti, hehe
I simply refuse to call him “GUY”. I call him “GEE” (like grape, not like jeep)
I am in awe – well-done. (Maybe overdone should be on the scrabble board)
Can we have the Ina version next … lol!?
There aren’t enough G’s. What with all the GOOD food products and the GAYS, you’d run out.
I’m sad that “wearing sunglasses on the back of one’s head” doesn’t fit onto a Scrabble board.
That is BRILLIANT!!
I suppose “winnerwinnerchickendinner” wouldn’t fit either.
This is hilarious! “clorox” and “squid” got me.
There should be a Scrabble board for Paula, Sandra, the Neelys, Rachel, Bobby, Ina…
“Sir Douche Bag” is pretty good, but “forty”, “clorox”, and “squid” are hilarious!