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How Many People Does It Take To Make A Paula Deen Commercial?
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This morning, Paula Deen sent out a Twitter message marveling at the sheer amount of people involved in creating a television commercial for one of her 92 billion products. That got us thinking: exactly how many people does it take to make a Paula Deen commercial?
1 person to decorate the set
1 to operate the camera
1 to handle the lighting
1 to apply her make-up
1 to do her hair
4 to whiten her teeth
1 to give her a spray-tan
1 to hold her butter
1 to pick up her dogs’ poo
1 to guard her jewelry from maids
1 to hold her Philadelphia Cream Cheese
1 to remind her to mention her magazine
1 to iron the collar up on Bobby Deen’s polo
1 to protect her face from airborne Smithfield hams
1 to remove food from her husband’s beard while she’s busy
So by my count, that’s about 18. Good luck with that, Paula!
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24 Responses
Bobby, please put down the collar!!
You forgot “One interpreter to understand what it is that Michael Groooooooooooooooooooooover is trying to say”
LMAF
Meant LMAO =)
I’m mostly surprised that 4 people found this tweet noteworthy enough to ReTweet it.
1 person to remind her to say “y’all” a hundred times in a conversation
Ask her How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop…and she’ll tell you in a heartbeat.
Haha
“1 to protect her face from airborne Smithfield hams”
Bwwaaaahhhahahahah!
:P
Seriously – that single line may be the most hilarious thing I’ve read here yet.
One more to pass out ear plugs to the entire crew so no one has to go deaf from the sound of her piercing irritating guffaws.
1 person to hold the jar of mayonnaise that she’s dipping that stick of butter and brick of cream cheese into.
102 accountants to count her money…….
2 police detectives to police the people on the set to make sure her jewelry does not start disappearing again….
1 peron to remind her to throw in a few sexual innuendos (as in “I think to rub my meat ya’ll”)
1 person to wipe her mouth after her serving spoon bite.
A personal Y’all counter
One more person to hold her pants up so they don’t fall down again (gross!).
Does the person who picks up her dog poo pick up hers as well or is that assigned to another person?
1 cackle meter operator
I’m waiting for the Paula Deen recipe that features whole butter, full fat milk, unrefined cane sugar, belly of bacon, duck fat, deep frying, and foie gras.
Just make sure you have a cardiologist on call at all times. :)
And one person to hold the butter
Make that two people to hold the butter
>honk<
Make that 3
With apologies to the Marx Brothers:
Driftwood: And two medium-boiled eggs.
Fiorello: (inside room): And two hard-boiled eggs.
Driftwood: And two hard-boiled eggs.
Tomasso: (inside room): (honk)
Driftwood: Make that three hard boiled eggs.
Someone already added the Mayo holder but you still forgot the sour cream holder.
What is with all the hate. I was on set for this commercial and I was amazed at how many people it takes to make a 30 sec spot.