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47 Responses
Oh my Giada is a wilting flower! No wonder we only see her from the belly up. Eat some pasta!
Hilarious girls!!
Anything with Guy Ferry on the front of the box has to have laxative or emetic qualities.
Or an enema brand…
Or douches…
LAID (big grab) !!! hahahah
Good to see that I’m not the only one who LOL’d at that one.
TOO funny!
Sunburnt ROFLMAO That’s the best!
Yeah; girl got kissed by the sun ;).
I’m so glad you didn’t forget the “good vanilla”. LOL
Well, we can trust my sweet Ina to give us the good vanilla. I bet you that “vanilla extract” in Aunt Sandy’s Ditz Crackers tastes more like cheap vodka…
Cheap vodka and heavy cream.
“Cheap vodka and heavy cream.”
I was going to say cheap vodka & Cool Whip… ;-)
Love it! I love the Neely’s, but has anyone noticed that Pat is just as bad as Paula about the overuse of the word “ya’ll”??
YES! Hey, I’m from the south and I have found that “ya’ll” is something (Thanks, Paula/Pat) that I now try hard not to say. Pat says it, what, about 43 times per episode?!
They don’t talk like that on Police Women of Memphis.
Spot-on, ladies! Especially love Laid potato chips and Good Vanilla Ice Cream with Sassy Fruits! :)
Yeah, the “with sassy fruits” was my favorite part of the whole post – had me *literally* laughing out loud.
Hahahahahahaha!! Love It! The ‘Laid’ one has me rolling. :)
Totally agree, LOL!
LMFAO @ “LAID” HAHA
Love the Ditz Crackers….Guy’s should be Special “D”ouche.
G could also stand for guido
Or Greasy
Laid: Betcha just can’t have one!
LMAO!
I screwed up on the slogan too. It’s “Betcha can’t have just one!”
I SO want to see Ina actually do a Ben & Jerry’s flavor. Whatever she ends up doing, I know it will be FABULOUS! :-D
And oh no, do I even want to guess what’s in that “Special G” cereal? I bet it isn’t “MONEY!”
I could eat it off a flip-flop. I’m on a tasty train to flavortown. It’s slamma-jamma.
I’ll bet anyone Gee Ferry eats his cereal with heavy cream and chocolate syrup.
LOL. That is all.
why is tina turner on that orange soda bottle? is she on the food network now?
That’s Anne Burrell (Secrets of a Restaurant Chef) – who is ORANGE!!!!! WTF?
No, brown… “BROWN FOOD TASTES GOOD!” :-D
Bwah! Too funny.
The Ditz is my absolute favorite. She’d probably stir that vanilla into whipped topping and smear it all over those innocent crackers and call it a cake.
Not sure what flavor of aigstract she would use, but I am sure it would be added to cheese wiz and decorated with a bedazzled chunk of something. To nibble at cocktail time.
The tablescape would be as orange as Anne Burrell.
Again, I doubt it’s real vanilla… Probably more like beer mixed into cheez wiz and decorated with a debazzled bottle of vodka to nibble at “IT’S COCKTAIL TIME!”
I’d happily take Chef Anne’s “BROWN FOOD!” any day over that. ;-)
As someone who has seen Giada several times in real life the Slim Giada made me laugh my ass off. She weighs about 28 pounds. I don’t think she swallows more than one bite of her food. The photo FNH used is really what she looks like. Notice we never see her from the waist down on television? It’s because it’s scary! Shes always behind counters or tables!
“I don’t think she swallows more than one bite of her food.”
How very true. In fact, most of the time she doesn’t even cook like that. She did an interview with “Shape” Magazine a few months ago, and she talked about the actual low-cal recipes she uses most of the time. There’s no way one can cook the food regularly featured on “Giada at Home” (or especially the food she used to do on “Everyday Italian”!) and be THAT skinny!
Precisely why I like Ann Burrell and Ina. They like food. They eat food.
Who wants Ann O’Rexia as their chef? Not me…
HAHAHAHAHA. I love you FNH! Thanks for the laugh!
LOL, I LOVE THE INA ONE! It’s my favorite. :D
HAHA so true about Giada…she doesn’t look like she eats any of the food she makes!!
Thanks for the laugh. Keep up the good work.
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