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If Food Network Hosts Took Over Popular Brands…
Posted on June 19th 2010 by FNH Staff


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    47 Responses

  1. Belle says:
    June 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Oh my Giada is a wilting flower! No wonder we only see her from the belly up. Eat some pasta!

    Hilarious girls!!

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  2. Ferd Berfle says:
    June 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Anything with Guy Ferry on the front of the box has to have laxative or emetic qualities.

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  3. Di says:
    June 19, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    LAID (big grab) !!! hahahah

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  4. Amber says:
    June 19, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Sunburnt ROFLMAO That’s the best!

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  5. MAC says:
    June 19, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    I’m so glad you didn’t forget the “good vanilla”. LOL

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  6. Deen says:
    June 19, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    Love it! I love the Neely’s, but has anyone noticed that Pat is just as bad as Paula about the overuse of the word “ya’ll”??

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    • Beth says:
      June 20, 2010 at 10:23 am

      YES! Hey, I’m from the south and I have found that “ya’ll” is something (Thanks, Paula/Pat) that I now try hard not to say. Pat says it, what, about 43 times per episode?!

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    • Silvio says:
      June 21, 2010 at 2:28 am

      They don’t talk like that on Police Women of Memphis.

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  7. cloverleaf says:
    June 19, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    Spot-on, ladies! Especially love Laid potato chips and Good Vanilla Ice Cream with Sassy Fruits! :)

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    • Numb says:
      June 21, 2010 at 4:29 pm

      Yeah, the “with sassy fruits” was my favorite part of the whole post – had me *literally* laughing out loud.

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  8. Diane says:
    June 19, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Hahahahahahaha!! Love It! The ‘Laid’ one has me rolling. :)

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  9. Bonzy22 says:
    June 19, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    LMFAO @ “LAID” HAHA

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  10. GreenJeans says:
    June 20, 2010 at 12:31 am

    Love the Ditz Crackers….Guy’s should be Special “D”ouche.

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  11. BCA says:
    June 20, 2010 at 2:07 am

    Laid: Betcha just can’t have one!

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  12. atdleft says:
    June 20, 2010 at 2:34 am

    I SO want to see Ina actually do a Ben & Jerry’s flavor. Whatever she ends up doing, I know it will be FABULOUS! :-D

    And oh no, do I even want to guess what’s in that “Special G” cereal? I bet it isn’t “MONEY!”

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    • Lizzy says:
      June 20, 2010 at 3:45 pm

      I could eat it off a flip-flop. I’m on a tasty train to flavortown. It’s slamma-jamma.

      I’ll bet anyone Gee Ferry eats his cereal with heavy cream and chocolate syrup.

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  13. MsFoodie says:
    June 20, 2010 at 2:36 am

    LOL. That is all.

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  14. jerry says:
    June 20, 2010 at 5:29 am

    why is tina turner on that orange soda bottle? is she on the food network now?

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  15. DippyDog says:
    June 20, 2010 at 9:57 am

    The Ditz is my absolute favorite. She’d probably stir that vanilla into whipped topping and smear it all over those innocent crackers and call it a cake.

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    • GreenJeans says:
      June 20, 2010 at 12:17 pm

      Not sure what flavor of aigstract she would use, but I am sure it would be added to cheese wiz and decorated with a bedazzled chunk of something. To nibble at cocktail time.

      The tablescape would be as orange as Anne Burrell.

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      • atdleft says:
        June 20, 2010 at 7:29 pm

        Again, I doubt it’s real vanilla… Probably more like beer mixed into cheez wiz and decorated with a debazzled bottle of vodka to nibble at “IT’S COCKTAIL TIME!”

        I’d happily take Chef Anne’s “BROWN FOOD!” any day over that. ;-)

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  16. CantSay WhoIam says:
    June 20, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    As someone who has seen Giada several times in real life the Slim Giada made me laugh my ass off. She weighs about 28 pounds. I don’t think she swallows more than one bite of her food. The photo FNH used is really what she looks like. Notice we never see her from the waist down on television? It’s because it’s scary! Shes always behind counters or tables!

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    • atdleft says:
      June 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm

      “I don’t think she swallows more than one bite of her food.”

      How very true. In fact, most of the time she doesn’t even cook like that. She did an interview with “Shape” Magazine a few months ago, and she talked about the actual low-cal recipes she uses most of the time. There’s no way one can cook the food regularly featured on “Giada at Home” (or especially the food she used to do on “Everyday Italian”!) and be THAT skinny!

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      • Ina Garten DaVida says:
        June 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm

        Precisely why I like Ann Burrell and Ina. They like food. They eat food.

        Who wants Ann O’Rexia as their chef? Not me…

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  17. Alexis says:
    June 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    HAHAHAHAHA. I love you FNH! Thanks for the laugh!

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  18. Brittany says:
    June 20, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    LOL, I LOVE THE INA ONE! It’s my favorite. :D

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  19. Clemsonchef2012 says:
    June 21, 2010 at 1:26 am

    HAHA so true about Giada…she doesn’t look like she eats any of the food she makes!!

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  20. orchidgal says:
    June 21, 2010 at 2:27 am

    Thanks for the laugh. Keep up the good work.

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  22. lola says:
    June 23, 2010 at 12:00 am

    that’s “Special D”…as in douchebag.

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