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31 Responses
That which has been seen cannot be unseen.
He should have preceded this with a sensual kiss on the jowls, er, neck.
Ewww! I think I might hork up the Good Spaghetti with Good Meat Balls, I just ate!
WOW! It’s not 1:05 a.m. It’s 8:49 p.m.
That’s nice.
Someone should send this to “Guy’s Challenge: Upload a photo of your biggest bite.” Has anyone seen this on FNs site? What’s so funny is Giada’s picture is right beside it! I think she’s already won the challenge! No one can compete with that mouth, not even the blonde bomb himself.
Bow-chicka-wow-wow
Oh dear – what a sight before my first cup of coffee!
Well OK it’s kind of sweet, but I do worry about the color of Jeffrey’s shirt.
Awww, how cute! OK, if I were constantly viewing this throughout the day I’d be grossed out… So I’ll just leave it here and proceed to another thread. ;-)
Jillian,
I am going through a rough time right now and just wanted to tell you that your site makes my days brighter.
Thank you for all the funny posts and putting a smile on my face. Seriously. Thank you.
Aww Katie, sorry to hear ya got the bummers. And yeah, humor does heal chick!
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Run,Jeffrey,RUN!
wtf?
Well, Ina deserves a kiss for winning her second consecutive Daytime Emmy this past weekend. “Giada at Home” won culinary show and directing, BTW.
Wow, I really wish I saw this before lunch
This is the stuff nightmares are made of.
How bad can it be?
They need to be sure to use GOOD condoms so as to not create little Ina/ Jefferys that will ruin their fairytale marriage.
Zexy!
I have a weird sense of humor…this makes me think of The Birdcage and I can hear Nathan Lane say, Oh, Jeffrey, you old so-and-so!
I always barf a little when they kiss or she dotes so excessively on him. EVerything about the life she portrays seems so affluent, self-absorbed, utterly unconcerned with people who are HUNGRY and never get her to drop by and feed THEM like she does her various boyz when they get back from their european vacations – just famished.
she just infuriates me and I know she should not but she does!
It was like looking at the infamous kiss by Tipper and Al Gore, and just as uncomfortable. I just want to roll myself in a fetal position and start a’rockin.
Looks like he’s doing her in the ass. *Time for head to explode.*
You mean a bump ‘n run? LOL!
Aww that’s so sweet. Jeffery sure is a lucky guy.
Grody. I just, umm, no…I’m having difficulty breathing….one second…*barf*
What is the opposite of boner? Because I have one of those.
I love these two!! I’m thinking about switching to the other team so Ina will cook me a few good meals. Oops, I’m a woman that won’t work! ha ha
Why does it make me want to barf at the thought that these two possibly have sex sometime? By possibly and sometime I mean who would want that fat beast of burden who calls herself Ina? Blech!
Awww, I think Ina and Jeffrey are adorable!! They seem to really care about each other, you can see it in the body language. I love a quote that came from her mother, “Take care of your man or somebody else will be glad to do it!”
I make a lot of Ina’s recipes, they’re always great! I also love her gay friends, damn she’s got such an interesting, awesome life!!!!!!!!
forced and so camera ready. but why do i feel that secretly jeffrey is having an affair with micheal from bridgehampton florist? after all they do make a very cute couple together. that is why micheal probably does all of ina’s florist arrangements for free. just a thought people, just a thought.