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Pros and Cons Of Watching Food Network
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[Ed. note: I won't have time to post anything new today, so I thought I'd re-blog one of my favorite FNH posts from 2009. Enjoy your Friday!]
PRO:
You may see breasts.
CON:
They might be Bobby Flay’s.
PRO:
You could see someone build a cool cake on Food Network Challenge.
CON:
Rude Kerry Vincent might end up giving you nightmares for 6 months.
PRO:
You might find a fun new place to eat in your neighborhood.
CON:
Guy Fieri might make you lose your appetite before you get there.
PRO:
Paula Deen might say something funny.
CON:
It might be about her last bowel movement.
PRO:
Parents, it can be fun and educational to watch with your children
CON:
Your kids might start picking up some bad grammar.
PRO:
Sandra Lee might teach you a new recipe.
CON:
It’s already on the back of your Cool Whip lid.
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27 Responses
Bobby’s boobies…..;)
I wonder if cool whip is pissed off Sandra Lee keeps using it in her russscipies.
LMAO! They may be Bobby’s….
I really love to go up to Flay and give him a purple nurple.
He’d probably start to cry and call his lawyer.
Hilarious. Well done.
I think we need an expose on Aida Mollenkamp. A trained chef, seems totally normal, sweet and ready to “play along” with various other shows. Wasn’t she on “Challange” the other day (“girl’s team”)? Plus, she doesn’t “ham it up” too much like the Neeleys do.
NOBODY hams it up like the Neelys! Disgustingly so. They are a waste of hair and teeth!
Speaking of teeth. How many does Giada HAVE? So many I don’t think her mouth will close!
I can imagine Bobby defending himself: “Hey! Those aren’t boobies, bro. They’re PECS! Don’t make be throwdown.”
Guess I missed this when it was first posted, or it was done before I discovered FNH. Very funny.
These are funny. But I have to say, the bobby boobie thing does not make sense, he’s so slender. It must be a bad angle.
Then he must be bad from every angle because they are usually on display. ;)
Yes “Booby Flay” does in fact have man boob’s. I’m just glad his wardrobe people got smart and now double layer him. It actually does help, a little. Yes there’s still some visable lumpage, but at least you can’t tell if it’s cold or not.
I don’t think it’s the angle. Just good old gynecomastia fueled by chipotle poblano creme sauced enchiladas.
…and smoking a certain herb. ;)
and you know what come’s after the smoking of the “herb”..nipple clamp’s!! omg, did I just go there?
PRO: watching Ina make fabulous dishes in East Hampton
CON: knowing you will never be rich enough or cool enough to hang out with her and her friends, heeheehee!!!!!
PRO: watching Ina make fabulous dishes in East Hampton
CON: knowing you will never be rich enough or cool enough to hang out with her and her friends, heeheehee!!!!!
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Not a con for me…..Who would want to hang with her and her friends????
LOL….good one!
Bobby Flay’s man boobs scare the hell out of me though…
PRO: Good Eats is on the Food Network channel
CON: Everything else comes on the Food Network channel
Rude Kerry Vincent AND her headband needs to walk off into the subset. Poor excuse for a human being…
LOL, I absolutely love this post!
Bobby’s moobs aren’t quite as… erm…. prominent in person. Looked normal when I met him. Lol.
OMG, I actually saw Giada wear a shirt on her show today that covered her boobs completely. It was a first!
I saw that too, Krista. She must have been afraid of a “chest” cold. It was a nice change not to see tits and grits hanging out.
Wow. If she ever wears a turtleneck that should be a headline!
Am I the only person who likes Kerry Vincent? She’s like the female, headband sporting version of Simon Cowell. She usually says the things everyone is thinking but are too mannerly to say out load.
Eh, I can take her or leave her, but that doesn’t seem to be too popular an opinion around her. Apparently you MUST either love her or hate her.
well we all love Food Network for different reasons. But I really disagree. I love seeing Bobby’s man-boobs LOL