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I Think I Found Sandra Lee’s To-Do List
Posted on June 4th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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    23 Responses

  1. Lauren says:
    June 4, 2010 at 8:36 am

    It’s gonna be SUPER SUPER FUN and the pops will be SODALICIOUS!!!!!!!

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  2. BOO says:
    June 4, 2010 at 8:39 am

    Silly Aunt Toddie! Vodka doesn’t freeze!

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  3. Gypsy says:
    June 4, 2010 at 8:49 am

    The way she sometimes dresses like she’s 25-30 years younger, I think she forgets her true age, lol…

    When you’re in your 40′s, there are certain hairstyles and fashions that just make you look…well, like a middle aged person trying to act like a teenager. Just makes you look pathetic.

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  4. Zach says:
    June 4, 2010 at 9:31 am

    LOOOL

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  5. Jill (not Jillian) says:
    June 4, 2010 at 10:20 am

    That’s sooooo amazing; I cannot wait for you to do this at home.

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  6. Daria says:
    June 4, 2010 at 10:34 am

    LOL make a cocktail should definitely be on the list.
    Also buy new dishes to match my sweater.

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  7. foodiggity says:
    June 4, 2010 at 1:55 pm

    Forgot ‘Ingest copious amounts of Stoli’.

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  8. Beans says:
    June 4, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    I think that might be the most amazing to do list I have ever seen in my entire life.

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  9. fxtech says:
    June 4, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    - make jello shots

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  10. cowpoke says:
    June 4, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    This is a little off topic but interestinghttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/05/nyregion/05bigcity.html?hp

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  11. cowpoke says:
    June 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm

    This is her summer list. Does anyone remember her Christmas HGTV special “list” in red pencil with bitch logs?

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  12. BCA says:
    June 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    Wow, she can write that much that neatly? She;s improving.

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  13. Sandra Lee's Liver says:
    June 4, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    She forgot to write on her list “buy a support bra so my boobs don’t droop into the open Cool Whip container on the counter.”

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  14. Diane says:
    June 4, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    But where is the reminder to drink? Oh wait…that would be like listing ‘Breathe’. Gotcha.

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  15. stoup says:
    June 5, 2010 at 11:29 am

    My daughter’s dream list – every day this summer. Kind of looks like her printing, too.

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  16. tito says:
    June 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    She does not know how to pronounce everyday words that are food related. how come no one on food network takes her off to the side and tells her : NOT cranBURRYS, VinegarRETT,HOSEN(instead of HOISEN), gornGAHNzola, and the list goes on.

    And wear a supportive bra for once and do us all a favor.

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  17. bunny69 says:
    June 12, 2010 at 12:43 am

    OMG!!!!The Sandra Lee reading/video was hilll-arious!! LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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