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I Think I Found Sandra Lee’s To-Do List
Posted on June 4th 2010 by Jillian Madison

    23 Responses

  1. Lauren says:

    It’s gonna be SUPER SUPER FUN and the pops will be SODALICIOUS!!!!!!!

  2. BOO says:

    Silly Aunt Toddie! Vodka doesn’t freeze!

  3. Gypsy says:

    The way she sometimes dresses like she’s 25-30 years younger, I think she forgets her true age, lol…

    When you’re in your 40′s, there are certain hairstyles and fashions that just make you look…well, like a middle aged person trying to act like a teenager. Just makes you look pathetic.

  4. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    That’s sooooo amazing; I cannot wait for you to do this at home.

  5. Daria says:

    LOL make a cocktail should definitely be on the list.
    Also buy new dishes to match my sweater.

  6. foodiggity says:

    Forgot ‘Ingest copious amounts of Stoli’.

  7. Beans says:

    I think that might be the most amazing to do list I have ever seen in my entire life.

  8. fxtech says:

    - make jello shots

  9. cowpoke says:

    This is a little off topic but interestinghttp://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/05/nyregion/05bigcity.html?hp

  10. cowpoke says:

    This is her summer list. Does anyone remember her Christmas HGTV special “list” in red pencil with bitch logs?

  11. BCA says:

    Wow, she can write that much that neatly? She;s improving.

  12. Sandra Lee's Liver says:

    She forgot to write on her list “buy a support bra so my boobs don’t droop into the open Cool Whip container on the counter.”

  13. Diane says:

    But where is the reminder to drink? Oh wait…that would be like listing ‘Breathe’. Gotcha.

  14. stoup says:

    My daughter’s dream list – every day this summer. Kind of looks like her printing, too.

  15. tito says:

    She does not know how to pronounce everyday words that are food related. how come no one on food network takes her off to the side and tells her : NOT cranBURRYS, VinegarRETT,HOSEN(instead of HOISEN), gornGAHNzola, and the list goes on.

    And wear a supportive bra for once and do us all a favor.

  16. bunny69 says:

    OMG!!!!The Sandra Lee reading/video was hilll-arious!! LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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