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58 Responses
Did Sandra Lee borrow one of Ina’s shents and cut holes in the arms?!?
I’ll have to take Claire’s word, but it looks like she knows how to handle that knob.
:) LOL
I heard Aunt Toddie say that! Guess she had to drink the first bottle she opened!!
I heard her say it too. I was like WOW! lol
I was wondering about that one. It never ceases to amaze me.
Loved Anne’s big sausage. Could not help but wonder..was it brown?
OF COURSE it was bROOOWWWnn!
Blurry hand gesture is perfect! LOL!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :)
I watched Anne’s show last Saturday and when she uttered those words, I’m a big sausage fan” I absolutely knew they would end up on here. LOL!
I really wish she would do something about that orange tan. It’s really awful.
Hey y’all, with Bobby in love and all, I wonder if Ol’ Putter will be having a wedding at her new address. Greaseland!
Paula’s so orange, she looks like she ate one of those “Three course dinner” sticks of gum in the Wonka factory that she was warned not to eat, since the Sweet potater pie course wasn’t quite right yet…
That is perfect!!! LOL!
The orange shirt she’s wearing makes it look even worse
She looks like a traffic cone.
She’s kinda shaped like a traffic cone.
I watched yesterday’s episode of Semi-Homemade, and I couldn’t stop laughing after Sandra told herself not to waste the champagne! Thanks for capturing it! :)
Is it just moi, or were last week’s “Semi-Edible Sh*t” episodes extra appalling? I don’t know what was worse, the “crepes from a can” in the “Vury Churry” episode or the “enchiladas from a can” in the “Fiesty Fiesta” episode. I almost felt like throwing my ottoman at the TV in pure rage! How can ANYONE call that BS “cooking”?
Yeesh…is it just me or is Sandra looking corpse-like?
Nope, it’s not you. I thought I was looking at Skeletor for a minute there.
I meant to say it’s not *just* you…can’t think straight today. :)
Gypsy, she’s been pickled!
Perfect comment, Boo!
I guess not even the Semi-Edible Queen herself can stand her own semi-edible sh*t.
I think she should have saved that “Morbid Physique” fo the black “Candelabra/Stevie Knicks shawl” show. She could hve slunk into a coffin at the end of the show….
I’ve never loved Claire Robinson more.
The most amazing thing about all of these is that Bobby has a GIRLFRIEND! I mean, when I saw that episode the other day it completely threw me for a loop.
Yeah and doesn’t he just look soooo comfortable and happy sitting next to her.
I even commented out loud when I saw the “girlfriend”. Ain’t no way those two are a couple. No way.
Wait…that’s his girlfriend? It looks like Jaime’s wife, Brooke. Does Bobby have a Brooke-alike? I’m reeling…
My thoughts exactly!!
oh wow, looking at the screen shot i honestly thought that was brooke! wow.
Even Rock Hudson married a woman!
Yeah, there’s just something a little “off” there.
and didn’t the same episode feature his “trainer” … seemed to be a love connection there … and then they brought out the “girlfriend” ….
You made a mistake. Caption #4 belongs in picture #5.
LOL!!! I had to look again to see what you meant but MAN is that funny!
Just love Aunt Sandy’s dark roots. Time to get out the Miss Clairol…or perhaps she drank that too!
Speaking of roots, Giada is gonna need a major tuneup soon. Her appearances on NFNS show she hasn’t kept up. Getting Elviraish.
Giada’s not so flawless looking in real light, real sun. Guess her perfectly angled, perfectly filmed episodes showing her ‘best side’ isn’t protocol on NFNS, or in her Target ad.
Today is a rough day, Jillian, but FNH makes me smile. Thanks!
I was watching an old episode of Paula Deen’s show the other day and have to say I MUCH prefer the old Paula. This newly tanned, neon-white teeth, starched look is off-putting.
Claire Robinson and the pepper mill had me LOL!
Why doas Pauler always have to make that STUPID effin` face?
It looks like a reaction to someone stickin` a stick of butter up her cooch!
Or maybe it’s her reaction to one of the Dean boys sittin’ that close to a girl!
The picture of Claire Robinson makes her look rather tranny-ish. Check out her “man hands”.
Wow! Those knuckles look pre-arthritic…..hope I’m wrong.
Come on, let’s not insult transgender folks.
According to Paula Deen, a balanced-diet is half butter, half cream.
You are so right.
Some of her recipes aren’t bad, if you cut the butter, cream and cheese by at least half.
Isn’t that Brooke next to Bobby Dean? Maybe Brooke has a sister that Bobby’s borrowing for the show.
I bet she’s Bobby’s “girlfriend”, all right…
“Girlfriend please! You just jealous cause I look better in these jeans than you do!”
“Hi-hi-hi, Girlfriend! Let’s go shoe shopping and get plastered on daquiris!”
“Hey girlfriend! You need to get your hair did!”
NTTAWWT
Gotta love Pauler, I have to agree with her this time
Bobby’s ‘girlfriend’ is Katy Mixon, an LA actress. Pauler’s quote should be, “My son is in love, and I’m so happy”…. we could hire Katy to act like Bobby’s gal.
WOW! Has this been a wacky week on FN, or what? I was nearly traumatized by Aunt Sandy’s worst “suuupppr smmmpl russipeeez”, but then I found some “Secrets of a Restaurant Chef” episodes and Chef Anne totally turned my frown upside down. And that’s just the start…
I don’t often get to watch much weekday TV, so it was fun to spend some of last week watching FN with y’all. ;-)
PAULA CATCHES A HAM WITH HER FACE!
“I DIDN’T KNOW THEY WAS GETTIN THROWED Y’ALL!”
I wonder if the closed captioner for Ina’s show has how easy was that auto-filled so they can just click and paste it?
Don’t forget, “How bad can that be?”
LOL…The picture of Bobbie and his women..LOL..yeah OK bobbie your straight, most uncomfortable moment for you and the viewers…LOL…Bobbie once you go black, i bet you never went back.