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Posted on June 5th 2010 by Jillian Madison

    68 Responses

  1. Neo says:

    Bwaaaaahahahaha. It’s the food in his beard! It’s enough to make me lose my appetite any night of the week!

  2. Dana says:

    I think he’s breaking 6 of the 7 deadly sins all at once. Is there a Guinness World Record for that?

  3. cloverleaf says:

    What?!? They couldn’t handle the money shot? ;)

  4. Eyeris says:

    That photo made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m not even exaggerating! How revolting!

  5. emptysky1969 says:

    I hope that white spot on his cheek came from the sandwich

  6. Ed says:

    He’s a zit. Get it?

  7. BCA says:

    Is it the lighting or is he orange? Kind of like Anne Burrell…

  8. RU Kidding me says:

    But he’s making jillions of dollars lol

    And off topic, anyone noticed that Giada is not showing as much cleavage lately? TG

  9. MsFoodie says:

    OMG. Add a disclaimer next time, please! Lol.

  10. oh_come_on says:

    That mouth should be a health inspection violation!

  11. Lana says:

    That pic should come with a NSFW warning!
    :-D

  12. VirgoPixie says:

    I can’t believe his wife has to put up with this knowing that’s what he looks like after making “love”. This picture would make Paris Hilton celibate.

  13. elvind says:

    absolutely rancid. I should catch that episode. I’d love to hear what he said after he gobbled that nasty thing down and swallowed.

  14. Trini says:

    Absolutely revolting.

  15. MNLisaB says:

    Slightly OT- was waiting at a restaurant for a take out order- and saw about 10 minutes of A Minute to Win It…I weep for our future. Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.

  16. PeggyLee says:

    Yeah, he WOULD do that. His face is like, “haha! I think I am so funny and so does everyone else! Hehe I’m just having some fun like a little 5 year old boy!!” omg, just shut uppp… Noob.

    • SaraCVT says:

      That was the face my children made just before I told them to use a fork. Now they have better table manners. Apparently his mother wasn’t paying attention. Either that, or he wasn’t listening.

  17. Diane says:

    Gross! Geez he is such a disgusting loser!

  18. Meg says:

    He’s just too over-exposed on tv – like Rachael Ray. Both are disgusting but in different ways.

  19. It looks like he ate a teddy bear, threw it back up and is eating it again.

  20. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Ugh…..my breakfast wants to come back up.

  21. atdleft says:

    HELP! My tummy’s fallen, and I can’t regain my appetite!

  22. GreenJeans says:

    It is clear he has lost his mind. He really believes that people want to see this. That this is cute? I will bet the farm on the sales of whatever that thing is will drop to zero after this airs.

  23. ADITL1979 says:

    Ugh, why did you post that? I’m about to eat brunch…

  24. Stephy says:

    To be honest, not only is that picture incredibly disgusting.. but it’s also incredibly immature. He eats like a fucking two year old.

    • mojito-bandito says:

      It’s obvious that he is appealing to freshman college frat boys. Apparently he never quite matured past that slam 6 beers and make a fool of yourself phase!

  25. Ray says:

    Wow, that one single photo manages to sum up pretty much everything I find repellent about Guy Ferry. Looks like he’s slobbing-out over the food in the restaurant’s kitchen, as usual. Guy, if you must be a completely unmannerly glutton, how about taking it out to the regular eating area of the restaurant, as opposed to where all the food for the customers is prepared, ‘K? … but I suppose that would send all the regulars screaming in nausea and abject horror. Maybe a special table, in the alley behind the restaurant? Next to the dumpster, perhaps? Kindred spirits, and all.

  26. stoup says:

    Sick! He’s such a hog on that show. He tried a peanut butter cheeseburger the other night and had clumps of pb in his goatee – it was not a pretty sight.
    I wonder if the owners/chefs/cooks at the DDDs he visits think he’s a disgusting slob, too?

  27. Ann says:

    Sexy…NOT!

  28. anjarew says:

    He and Adam Richman are prime candidates for early cardiac arrest.

  29. Jen says:

    While flipping through the channels today, I caught an episode of DDD in which Guy was tasting the various spices used in a brisket rub, and then stuck his bare, germy finger (the same one he just licked) into the rub. Yuck.

  30. kitten242 says:

    Jesus, it’s in his nose. Gross. On DDD, he’s always got food stuck to his chin-pubes.

  31. Barb says:

    This reminds me of on of the things I hate new parents for — taking and showing pictures of their little kids with crap all over their faces, and then expecting us all to laugh and think it’s cute. I HATE that. It’s not cute, it’s disgusting.

    I just want to be clear, I don’t hate the kids for getting the crap on their faces, I don’t hate the parents for thinking it’s cute and taking pictures of it, I just hate it when they SHOW the pictures to everyone and expect us to enjoy looking at their kids with crap all over their faces.

    So, needless to say, I wish I had never seen that picture of GF (Gross Freak.) However, I do appreciate the fact that in this context I am not expected to like it and think it’s cute, rather, to see it for the abomination that it is. That is a refreshing change.

  32. Fia says:

    This picture was my hangover cure this morning. I looked at it, tossed my cookies, and immediately felt better.

  33. SaraCVT says:

    What is that thing, anyway? The more I look at it, the more I just don’t know–is it a pizza–a sandwich–a weird omelet–WHAT? And what meal is it? Breakfast? Dinner? Is one person expected to consume all that? If so, that’s disgusting all by itself.

    • cloverleaf says:

      Looks like deep-fried mac’n'cheese with pulled pork and stuffed baked potatoes topped with sour cream and sauerkraut layered over top. Just a snack. LOL!

  34. pollyprissypants says:

    How sad is it that I know he’s eating th Homewrecker hot dog from some place in West Virginia. Dear lord, where has my life gone.

  35. Lexxy says:

    guah, he is such a slob, i usually watch his show because i love all the diner foods but i can only stand so much middle aged man chewed food in my face.

  36. Jimmy Johnson says:

    When does wearing half your “big bite” on your face make for good taste or tv ratings?

  37. Shawn says:

    Guys, I was eating a taco when I saw this. :( Help.

  38. Karmasabitch says:

    You know.. for a split second there, I actually thought this was real. HAHAHAH. So. Sick.

  39. christellar says:

    He’s such a typical duche with the flames, hair and glasses but am I alone when I say I COULD EAT EVERY SINGLE ARTERY-CLOGGING DISH ON THIS SHOW?

    Like whoa. I’d like that heart attack sil vout plait

  40. Dick Black says:

    You can almost be assured that dinnertime in the Ferry household was an extreme excercise in poor table manners.

    Something wrong with this guy. Anyone who chugs gravy out of a cup or drinks the finger bowl hasn’t been brought up very well.

  41. Stephen says:

    That’s so disgusting! If he keeps eating crap like that, his heart will explode. That’s one of the reasons I stopped watching his show. Thank you for NOT posting an audio track with that. (Probably sounded like pigs grunting at a trough. BLEAH! BLEAH! BLEAH!

  42. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    Eeewwwwwwwwwww…thanks for posting in 1 pic all that is disgusting and nausea-inducing about this douche.

    Except for the hair, the backward sunglasses, the shorts, the flip flops, the stupid ass catch phrases.

    Must go puke now…

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