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68 Responses
Bwaaaaahahahaha. It’s the food in his beard! It’s enough to make me lose my appetite any night of the week!
Well, you know what they say. The bigger the bite, the smaller the penis.
Wait, I just made that up 2 seconds ago. Nevermind.
omg…that was fucking brilliant. I love it! I can’t stop laughing.
Just wanted to mention I take REALLY small bites.
I think he’s breaking 6 of the 7 deadly sins all at once. Is there a Guinness World Record for that?
What?!? They couldn’t handle the money shot? ;)
Clo, see my comment about the zit! .38!
That photo made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m not even exaggerating! How revolting!
I hope that white spot on his cheek came from the sandwich
That’s a sandwich? I thought it was a strange, artery-hardening pizza.
O_o
He’s a zit. Get it?
Brilliant!!!
Pop it! Pop it with a .38!
Shitty shitty bang bang! ;^)
You two are too fuckin cleaver! POW!
Is it the lighting or is he orange? Kind of like Anne Burrell…
Well, at least Anne Burrell cooks good “BROWN FOOD!” When was the last time Guy showcased something you actually wanted to eat?
By “wanted to eat” do you mean “were able to digest without vomiting”?
But he’s making jillions of dollars lol
And off topic, anyone noticed that Giada is not showing as much cleavage lately? TG
After child birth the boobs shrink. I speak from experience. The Boobs don last forever!!!!
her implants probably look like cottage cheese in a baloon now, ewwww!
My sister in law says after 2 kids her chest is concave.
They don’t always shrink, but they do go south. However, I don’t think that Giada has fake ones, they are too small to be fake. She’s just got a good trainer that keeps up :)
OMG. Add a disclaimer next time, please! Lol.
That mouth should be a health inspection violation!
That pic should come with a NSFW warning!
:-D
I can’t believe his wife has to put up with this knowing that’s what he looks like after making “love”. This picture would make Paris Hilton celibate.
Hell, that picture would make me celibate!
absolutely rancid. I should catch that episode. I’d love to hear what he said after he gobbled that nasty thing down and swallowed.
That’s what she said
You assume Guy Firei didn’t just talk with all that in his mouth…
Absolutely revolting.
Slightly OT- was waiting at a restaurant for a take out order- and saw about 10 minutes of A Minute to Win It…I weep for our future. Ten minutes of my life I will never get back.
Yeah, he WOULD do that. His face is like, “haha! I think I am so funny and so does everyone else! Hehe I’m just having some fun like a little 5 year old boy!!” omg, just shut uppp… Noob.
That was the face my children made just before I told them to use a fork. Now they have better table manners. Apparently his mother wasn’t paying attention. Either that, or he wasn’t listening.
Gross! Geez he is such a disgusting loser!
He’s just too over-exposed on tv – like Rachael Ray. Both are disgusting but in different ways.
It looks like he ate a teddy bear, threw it back up and is eating it again.
LOL!
Ugh…..my breakfast wants to come back up.
HELP! My tummy’s fallen, and I can’t regain my appetite!
It is clear he has lost his mind. He really believes that people want to see this. That this is cute? I will bet the farm on the sales of whatever that thing is will drop to zero after this airs.
Ugh, why did you post that? I’m about to eat brunch…
To be honest, not only is that picture incredibly disgusting.. but it’s also incredibly immature. He eats like a fucking two year old.
It’s obvious that he is appealing to freshman college frat boys. Apparently he never quite matured past that slam 6 beers and make a fool of yourself phase!
Wow, that one single photo manages to sum up pretty much everything I find repellent about Guy Ferry. Looks like he’s slobbing-out over the food in the restaurant’s kitchen, as usual. Guy, if you must be a completely unmannerly glutton, how about taking it out to the regular eating area of the restaurant, as opposed to where all the food for the customers is prepared, ‘K? … but I suppose that would send all the regulars screaming in nausea and abject horror. Maybe a special table, in the alley behind the restaurant? Next to the dumpster, perhaps? Kindred spirits, and all.
LOL Ray! The perfect plan!
Sick! He’s such a hog on that show. He tried a peanut butter cheeseburger the other night and had clumps of pb in his goatee – it was not a pretty sight.
I wonder if the owners/chefs/cooks at the DDDs he visits think he’s a disgusting slob, too?
Sexy…NOT!
He and Adam Richman are prime candidates for early cardiac arrest.
While flipping through the channels today, I caught an episode of DDD in which Guy was tasting the various spices used in a brisket rub, and then stuck his bare, germy finger (the same one he just licked) into the rub. Yuck.
Jesus, it’s in his nose. Gross. On DDD, he’s always got food stuck to his chin-pubes.
This reminds me of on of the things I hate new parents for — taking and showing pictures of their little kids with crap all over their faces, and then expecting us all to laugh and think it’s cute. I HATE that. It’s not cute, it’s disgusting.
I just want to be clear, I don’t hate the kids for getting the crap on their faces, I don’t hate the parents for thinking it’s cute and taking pictures of it, I just hate it when they SHOW the pictures to everyone and expect us to enjoy looking at their kids with crap all over their faces.
So, needless to say, I wish I had never seen that picture of GF (Gross Freak.) However, I do appreciate the fact that in this context I am not expected to like it and think it’s cute, rather, to see it for the abomination that it is. That is a refreshing change.
What you (and I hate) is a favorite shot of Unwrapped too.
This picture was my hangover cure this morning. I looked at it, tossed my cookies, and immediately felt better.
What is that thing, anyway? The more I look at it, the more I just don’t know–is it a pizza–a sandwich–a weird omelet–WHAT? And what meal is it? Breakfast? Dinner? Is one person expected to consume all that? If so, that’s disgusting all by itself.
Looks like deep-fried mac’n'cheese with pulled pork and stuffed baked potatoes topped with sour cream and sauerkraut layered over top. Just a snack. LOL!
How sad is it that I know he’s eating th Homewrecker hot dog from some place in West Virginia. Dear lord, where has my life gone.
THAT’S a hot dog? OH. MY. GOD.
guah, he is such a slob, i usually watch his show because i love all the diner foods but i can only stand so much middle aged man chewed food in my face.
When does wearing half your “big bite” on your face make for good taste or tv ratings?
Guys, I was eating a taco when I saw this. :( Help.
You know.. for a split second there, I actually thought this was real. HAHAHAH. So. Sick.
He’s such a typical duche with the flames, hair and glasses but am I alone when I say I COULD EAT EVERY SINGLE ARTERY-CLOGGING DISH ON THIS SHOW?
Like whoa. I’d like that heart attack sil vout plait
You can almost be assured that dinnertime in the Ferry household was an extreme excercise in poor table manners.
Something wrong with this guy. Anyone who chugs gravy out of a cup or drinks the finger bowl hasn’t been brought up very well.
That’s so disgusting! If he keeps eating crap like that, his heart will explode. That’s one of the reasons I stopped watching his show. Thank you for NOT posting an audio track with that. (Probably sounded like pigs grunting at a trough. BLEAH! BLEAH! BLEAH!
Eeewwwwwwwwwww…thanks for posting in 1 pic all that is disgusting and nausea-inducing about this douche.
Except for the hair, the backward sunglasses, the shorts, the flip flops, the stupid ass catch phrases.
Must go puke now…