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Unnecessarily Censoring The Food Network
Posted by Jillian Madison

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  1. Mystie says:

    Okay, that gave me a MUCH-needed laugh. My favorite is Jeffrey’s censored laptop…hmmm…wonder what trips Jeffrey’s trigger? Shentsunbuttoned.com?

  2. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    Love the first Ina picture…..what is she holding up? An extra-long zucchini?

  3. will says:

    that… is… amazing…

  4. BartenderJay says:

    This was awesome! Can’t even pick a favorite. Ok, yes I can. Any of the Giada’s!

  5. Di says:

    OMG. LOL at all!
    Giada’s pork chop was definitely in need of pixelating.
    And what is Rachael going down on there – the famous corncob of her childhood?

  6. Reg Dunlop says:

    I bet Tuschman looking at the GEE-AH-DA and Rachel pics, and it’s bringing make fond memories of their job interviews.

  7. REPR11.12.65 says:

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen. Ever.
    Laughed so hard!

  8. GreenJeans says:

    LMAO. My boyfriend has only recovered from your audio mix of their verbal appreciation of their food. That picture of Ray Ray made his turn so fast I heard the snap.

  9. Dub says:

    Amazing. This is one of my favorite posts of all time. The Giada with her hand up and Jeffery’s laptop are pure gold.

  10. hairball says:

    awesome awesome awesome~!~~~~~~~~

  11. Motzi Greps says:

    Awesome! If we crop the pic of Anne and Guy a little more, it would be even more hilarious!

  12. Gypsy says:

    Suzie’s earrings are the balls from some guy she emasculated.

  13. Goober says:

    Why does Anne have her fist cocked (pun intended)?

  14. Nancy T says:

    Does anyone know if Debbie Lee is Korean?

  15. Lollipop says:

    How do y’all come up with this stuff – hilarious! My favorite was Medusa’s earrings

  16. lone_shark says:

    Pic #1 looks like a pornographic commercial for Doublemint gum.

    Doublemint cum,perhaps?

  17. grumpyoldwoman says:

    Now that is funny. Thanks.

  18. mojito-bandito says:

    Chickenhead Rachel Ray, Hahaaaaaaa!

  19. binpink says:

    AH so disgusting and funny!

    • binpink says:

      Okay yea, Rachel’s might be the worst. Her expression has a certain ‘trashy porno chick’ quality to it- not quite enough but oh so close.

  20. Randy says:

    Who’s the guy in the blue shirt in the 7th photo? He’s cute…

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  22. Kitty says:

    This is amazing. Someone should make a spin-off site dedicated to blurring out FN pictures. XD

  23. Diane says:

    Bwahahaha!! Hilarious!

  24. Leslie says:

    This is brilliant!

  25. atdleft says:

    What, no censoring of Paula Deen’s sticks of butter? Or Aunt Sandy’s vomit-inducing “tablescapes”? Jeez, what is this world coming to? ;-)

  26. Flyingroo says:

    It’s not called “unnecessary censorship” anymore, it’s called “PerezHiltonship”!

  27. Katie says:

    Ohh, considering some of her guests, the “thing” Ina Garten is waving in front of the camera is even more hilarious.

  28. FilmTurtle says:

    Who knew, indeed? This was insanely funny. The two Ina screencaps and Giada’s pork chop blur had me on the floor. Ina holding up that huge green blur, and that look on her face, has me cracking up even now. Good work!

  29. minx says:

    Ah, Lyin’ “I’m Korean” Debbie from last year’s NFNS! And Jeffrey Garten’s censored laptop–hilarious.

  30. Fuy Gieri says:

    Giada and Rachael are the best ones here. Oh hell, they’re all good. What? No unnecessary Paula Dean censoring?

  31. Roger says:

    Great googly moogly!! This post should have a warning label: Do not drink anything while viewing. (Thanks for the best belly laughs I’ve had all week!)

  32. Brad says:

    This post made my day. Thank you.

  33. Belial says:

    You got linked on gorillamask..awesome

  34. David Bonomo says:

    Looking at the first picture of Guy and Anne, I think they’d make a great couple; I mean they obviously share a love of food and spiky, blonde hair… lol

  35. Candi says:

    Chef Anne just tweeted:

    chefanneburrell

    i am dying laughing!!!! @fnhumor you guys kill me – i really do love sausage…

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  38. hairball says:

    This with out a doubt is the best thing I have seen on here, It is funnier every time I look at it

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  40. PeteC94 says:

    I lol’ed so hard at the one with Giada flipping everyone the bird that my wife came all the way up from downstairs just to see what the heck I was doing. Then she laughed too. Both of us were a bit nauseous over the Rachel Ray one though. Is it just me, or does everyone feel a bit sick in the pit of their stomach when thinking of Rachel in any kind of sexual context?

    Also, is it just me, or does Ina not photograph well? Don’t get me wrong, I love her to death but unlike on the live show, most of the still pics I’ve seen of her are downright b-a-d.

  41. DerekLutz says:

    I’ve had a dream about picture No. 4.

  42. Phil S. says:

    I knew Jeffrey wasn’t satisfied by just being with Ina. He finally got tired of those shirts! lol

  43. Jonathan Doan says:

    UTTERLY BRILLIANT!!!! LOL

  44. minx says:

    “I’ve never blown a giraffe.” I’ve never blown a dolphin.” Yes, two different male sugar chefs said this on a recent “Challenge” about spun sugar creations, on closed captioning.

  45. Jamie says:

    BWAHAHAHAHA

  46. Bonzy22 says:

    lololol!

  47. houstonray says:

    THE funniest post ever. I LOVE this.

  48. MoeBiscuits says:

    Four words to make anyone cringe:

    Rachael…Ray…Sex…Tape.

    • EVOHNO says:

      if someone other than John Cusimano is doing the tape with her, maybe it wouldn’t be bad. i’d pay to see anyone do her.

  49. Maria says:

    LOVE this! gave me a good laugh. you rock!

  50. Lena says:

    This gave me a much needed laugh. I’m loving the shot with Jeffrey’s laptop.
    Oh, but if Debbie Lee eats that, is she still Korean?

  51. Blargh says:

    Oh wow, you’re so original! Who would’ve thought that someone putting something in their mouth or raw meat could seen as sexual? You’re such a comedy genius!
    Ugh, what are you, twelve? Thank god this shitty humor is confined to some “parody” site that practically no one reads.

  52. Charles says:

    It’s Debbie Lee!
    Is she still Korean?

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