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31 Responses
Foodgasms FTW! LOL
Eww! For some reason that did NOT make me hungry, lol!
These all look like really old clips, must be from the new Cooking Channel!
That made me laugh OUT LOUD. Oh my God. Hilarious.
One of the few Food Network videos that I wish would go on for several more minutes. I was laughing so hard I was snorting. LOL
Ahahahaha!!!! It sounds like a sex tape!
Hell, I was smoking a cigarette watching the clip, and the dam thing fell out of my mouth from laughing!
I needed a cigarette AFTER watching it.
LOL That’s Delicious! What’s with the freaking 3 trees of different sizes behind Sandra Lee at the start of the video? Is she collecting them for the next AT&T commercial??
Add a few drawn out annnnndddddsss, and some singing de-li-cious and won-der-fuls, and it’s Toucheman’s new chef training tape.
Sounded like me checking myself out in the mirror.
…before I turn on the lights.
Wow… Food porn at its best! I wasn’t sure if Paula (at the beginning) stuck that phallus shaped thing (albeit a small one) in her mouth and/or between her legs. yucko!
That old lady at 0:43 going “yeeeeees” will haunt my nightmares
God, I hate Sandra Lee, lol.
Try listening to it without the visuals. It makes me shudder just thinking about it.
ha ha ha! I got half way through this then realized how porn like it sounded. So I hurried up and turned down the volume hoping no one thought I was watching porn, sheesh!
haha same here…I was watching it and then realized what it must sound like to people who couldn’t see the dee-lish visuals
LOL, my boyfriend came running in cause he thought I was watching porn on line!
And I am going to break down and say it…any grown person using the word yummy should be slapped….hard.
I am absolutely overwhelmed with positivity!
Yesss!
What, no “super super simple”?
Looks like she’s saying not tonight to that freak Cuomo. Little bastard probably is the kinkiest of them all and trying to prosecute everyone for doing what he does.
Turn this on full volume in your apartment, put it next to the wall and see the looks you get from your neighbors in the morning. Sounds like inexperienced college freshman attempting a threesome.
Didn’t even recognizes Paula.
Did anyone catch Sandra Lee on Fox and Friends yesterday morning? She fixed freaking tuna fish using a star kist packet. Really? That’s the best she can do? I did that (albeit a can) when I was 5 years old. What a joke…
Well, that would be right up there with her soup recipe that begins with….a can of SOUP.
wow, its literally staggering to see how different paula deen looks these days.
next time you post a montage like this Jillian, you should add some cheesy 70s porn music in the back ground….LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNcskHlvc2c
Cigarette???
Was it as good for you as it was for me???
I think I’m scarred for life.
Old gramma creepy creeper alert at :32 – :33 way too horny from the green bean casserole.