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VIDEO: The Sounds Of The Food Network
Posted on June 3rd 2010 by Jillian Madison

    31 Responses

  1. cloverleaf says:

    Foodgasms FTW! LOL

  2. Gypsy says:

    Eww! For some reason that did NOT make me hungry, lol!

  3. Daria says:

    These all look like really old clips, must be from the new Cooking Channel!

  4. MAC says:

    One of the few Food Network videos that I wish would go on for several more minutes. I was laughing so hard I was snorting. LOL

  5. Miki says:

    Ahahahaha!!!! It sounds like a sex tape!

  6. Tommy says:

    LOL That’s Delicious! What’s with the freaking 3 trees of different sizes behind Sandra Lee at the start of the video? Is she collecting them for the next AT&T commercial??

  7. oh_come_on says:

    Add a few drawn out annnnndddddsss, and some singing de-li-cious and won-der-fuls, and it’s Toucheman’s new chef training tape.

  8. Sounded like me checking myself out in the mirror.

    …before I turn on the lights.

  9. fxtech says:

    Wow… Food porn at its best! I wasn’t sure if Paula (at the beginning) stuck that phallus shaped thing (albeit a small one) in her mouth and/or between her legs. yucko!

  10. Daniel says:

    That old lady at 0:43 going “yeeeeees” will haunt my nightmares

  11. Brittany says:

    God, I hate Sandra Lee, lol.

  12. BCA says:

    Try listening to it without the visuals. It makes me shudder just thinking about it.

  13. spoonula says:

    ha ha ha! I got half way through this then realized how porn like it sounded. So I hurried up and turned down the volume hoping no one thought I was watching porn, sheesh!

    • IGotGloria! says:

      haha same here…I was watching it and then realized what it must sound like to people who couldn’t see the dee-lish visuals

      • GreenJeans says:

        LOL, my boyfriend came running in cause he thought I was watching porn on line!

        And I am going to break down and say it…any grown person using the word yummy should be slapped….hard.

  14. froglegs says:

    I am absolutely overwhelmed with positivity!

  15. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    What, no “super super simple”?

  16. Wayfarer says:

    Looks like she’s saying not tonight to that freak Cuomo. Little bastard probably is the kinkiest of them all and trying to prosecute everyone for doing what he does.

  17. Kitty says:

    Turn this on full volume in your apartment, put it next to the wall and see the looks you get from your neighbors in the morning. Sounds like inexperienced college freshman attempting a threesome.

  18. Teague says:

    Didn’t even recognizes Paula.

  19. Laura says:

    Did anyone catch Sandra Lee on Fox and Friends yesterday morning? She fixed freaking tuna fish using a star kist packet. Really? That’s the best she can do? I did that (albeit a can) when I was 5 years old. What a joke…

  20. wow, its literally staggering to see how different paula deen looks these days.

  21. next time you post a montage like this Jillian, you should add some cheesy 70s porn music in the back ground….LOL
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNcskHlvc2c

  22. WalterSobchak says:

    Cigarette???

    Was it as good for you as it was for me???

  23. Fallen says:

    I think I’m scarred for life.

  24. Gypsie Rose says:

    Old gramma creepy creeper alert at :32 – :33 way too horny from the green bean casserole.

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