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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.





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DAN, GET IN HERE! T.R. and Miguel are coming and we’re all out of good vanilla!
holy guacamole! ina looks even scarier than roseanne ever did.
I can’t believe that is really Roseanne! But it has been about 15 years since I’ve seen her on tv.
She’s had things done, ya know :)
I love your name! Dare I say I thought she looked pretty good, especially the hair. Wish I had her people!
I can just picture Ina in the diner with Leon!
that would be kind of awesome! Leon, TR, Miguel and MIchael.. how bad can that be? ;)
ohh and a game of bridge with pomogrante martini’s :)
With GOOD loose meat sandwiches!
Roseanne’s had tons (pun intended) of plastic surgery. Who knew she was going for the Ina look?
So in the middle picture, the way those potholders(?) in the background are hanging make it look like Roseina has rabbit ears. And paired with that face, all I can see is the goddess bunny tap dancer. If you havent seen it, youtube it, lil creepy though :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow. ina with a gerri curl. love the site!
Now I’m all grossed out thinking about Roseanne in the Hamptons with Jeffrey and T R and Michael and the good vanilla and how bad could that be? Pretty damn bad
Ina should go blond, with some ‘good’ hair color.
I can’t imagine her blond. Even with her using ‘good’ hair color.
Me either BCA, I love Ina, but not a ‘good’ color for her.
Sooooooo funny Great job
whoa i didn’t see the resemblence but yes. the great ina DOES slightly reselmble that mad mad mad woman.
haha great article
John Goodman has been looking rather svelte of late. Hardly recognised him on Letterman last week. I wonder if that picture of Roseanne is current .
does anyone else see ET or is it just me?
what is ET? Like the alien?
Well they look somewhat alike – but the similarity ends there. I mean, Ina has good manners and stuff.
Roseanne’s had so much surgery she hardly even looks like herself, let alone someone else ;)
Oooo Ina’s gonna be maaaaaad. Aaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
That is so close it is scarey
This is funny! But I’ve always thought Ina and Kathy Bates were the ones switched at birth. In “Misery,” she’s like Ina’s evil twin sister.
OMG, ladies….the biggest belly laugh of the day – PERIOD.
Thanks so much for your site – even when dealing with some serious health issues (a friend of mine has), I can manage to find some laugh therapy in my day. God bless you!
PS — The one with DJ is PRICELESS.
Where would Jeffrey fit into this situation?? Maybe he could be truck driver Jackie, in and out of town a lot.
YUCK! Ina’s face on Roseanne’s head is disgusting! it kind of looks like ET lol