Archives for "July, 2010"
Happy Birthday, Alton Brown
It’s Alton Brown’s birthday! For those of you celebrating with him, here are some simple tips you can follow to help make sure his birthday a happy one:
A Sensual Reading of Alex Guarnaschelli’s Tweets: Part 2
If you follow @guarnaschelli on Twitter, you know the woman’s descriptive food tweets border on porn. And thus, the idea for this feature was born. We originally recorded the audio for the Food Network Humor Podcast, but here’s part 2 again – set to video – for those who may have missed it. Enjoy!
Introducing Rachael Ray Lunch Totes
This just in from the land of the Food Network marketing machine: Rachael Ray just launched her very own line of lunch totes. She thinks they’re “fun” because they’re shaped like vegetables. We, on the other hand, think they’re EFFING HIDEOUS. These nasty little things were first spotted by FNH reader Patti, who wrote in [...]
VIDEO: Rachael Ray Made Out Of Cheetos
This guy was on her show today, and when he unveiled the portrait, she unenthusiastically mumbled, “not bad.” Really? “Not bad?” The guy made your head out of 6,000 CHEETOS. That’s equal parts fascinating and terrifying. Oh Rachael. So famous. So hard to impress these days.
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










