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Aaron Sanchez Can’t Pay The Bills?

Published on: July 28, 2010 – 11:38 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Aaron Sanchez has a restaurant in NYC called Paladar. When you visit the website, you’re met with a curious little message:

Yikes. Good luck with that, Aaron. Let us know if you’d like us to start up a fund.

(Thanks for the tip, Cathy!)



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---Aaron McCargo Named One Of Last Decade’s Sexiest Chefs (Really?)







  1. carlos
    July 28th, 2010

    If i were him, id pay the hosting fees and hire a real web designer, looks like whoever did it, built it with microsoft word cerca 1995

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    KitKatHi replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 3:30 pm

    I agree, the website design looks horrible. Also sides are $6!! I love black beans and rice and would never pay six freakin dollars for that! I have never heard of Aaron until I saw en episode of Chopped.If he cant even afford to keep the website up I dont see how he can afford to run that restaurant.

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    Bonzy22 replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    I was thinking same thing. it looks really bad lol

  2. July 28th, 2010

    Screw saving the website, I say we start a fund to buy a pair of hedge clippers so he can tame his demented topiary eyebrows.

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    Thom Stilton replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Now that was funny.
    Maybe one his “swarms of fans” can lend him a weedwhacker for the job.

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    Bonzy22 replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    LOL

  3. Daria
    July 28th, 2010

    Something seems very fishy about this and I wonder if his website hasn’t been hacked.

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    carlos replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    correction, expires november 13 of this year, so it might be true..

    Domain Name: PALADARRESTAURANT.COM
    Registrar: GODADDY.COM, INC.
    Whois Server: whois.godaddy.com
    Referral URL: http://registrar.godaddy.com
    Name Server: NS25.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    Name Server: NS26.DOMAINCONTROL.COM
    Status: clientDeleteProhibited
    Status: clientRenewProhibited
    Status: clientTransferProhibited
    Status: clientUpdateProhibited
    Updated Date: 27-apr-2010
    Creation Date: 13-nov-2000
    Expiration Date: 13-nov-2010

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    Polly replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    That’s the expiration of the domain name that he needs to renew as well. He’s more likely behind on paying for the bandwidth of the site, which you usually pay monthly.

  4. July 28th, 2010

    haha Carlos, I was thinking the same thing. What a horrible design

  5. Goober
    July 28th, 2010

    “Best of Gay New York 2002″?

    http://www.paladarrestaurant.com/press.php

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    saltnpeppa replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    What does that even mean?

  6. July 28th, 2010

    I think he has just been CHOPPED!!!!!!!

  7. Chris
    July 28th, 2010

    Aaron and his bumchum Chris Cosentino need to just vanish…forever.

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    Dwayne Thibodeaux replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    And learn to run like men.

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    Chris replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 3:31 pm

    They’re MEN? Coulda fooled me! :-Þ

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    chicken feets replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    “bumchum” I am so going to steal that for future use. I’ll pay virtual royalties :)

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    numb replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Dude…. Aaron is definitely a joke, but Chris is both an amazing person and an amazing chef – not to mention a strong voice for expanding the American culinary palate.

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    Dwayne Thibodeaux replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    I agree Cosentino is a great chef, so why the fuck is doing all this stupid reality show nonsense and making himself look like a wanker ?

    And you’re right.Sanchez is useless pepperbelly.

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    Heidi replied on: July 31st, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    I love how Aaron always says, “Oh, I’m great with spicy! I’m Latino! I can do spicy!” and then he cries like a little girl while Chris just digs in and gets it done. No fanfare. No bragging. I’ve only seen Chris on the Chef vs. City thing, but he seems to know his way around the culinary world. I’m amazed at the stuff he knows, like the best way to make sausage, or the easiest way to find clams. Like he’s been educated about these things or something.

    Maybe they need to start teaming him up with Alton.

  8. Di
    July 28th, 2010

    Maybe Aaron just needs to hire a better bookkeeper, heh?
    Whatever, that’s pretty publicly embarrassing.

  9. July 28th, 2010

    Better hawk some more queso fresco… andelay…

  10. July 28th, 2010

    Am I the only one who thought Aaron had on a straitjacket in that pic?

  11. July 28th, 2010

    I think you are missing the bigger point… the site sucks. It says the restaurant was founded in 2000… and I think the site remains untouched since then.

  12. July 28th, 2010

    That’s really sad. Plus, that site looks like something I created in my Desktop Publishing class in 1993.

  13. thelastgambit
    July 28th, 2010

    Looks like it got hacked…the email address is fishy, and obviously not from GoDaddy. :/
    Too bad the notice doesn’t cover the whole page; it’s hideous.

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    Jillian Madison replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Who the hell would hack that restaurant page? I’m not buying it. The domain is registered at GoDaddy, but it makes no mention of who the web host is. The web host is separate, and they have access to all of your files and could easily have inserted that image if payment had not been received.

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    thelastgambit replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Scammers? Or it could be broke douchebags with caterpillar eyebrows not paying their hosting fees. Guess we’ll find out on Aug. 31, 2010. Someone should make a countdown clock.

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    Polly replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    And who would go through the trouble of hacking his website just to put up a little box that says “hey, you didn’t pay your bills?” If it were really hacked, it’d be a collage of porn and shock sites (and pornographic shock sites) with Rick Astley embedded on loop in the background.

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    Jerry replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    Occam’s Razor my friends… Occam’s Razor…

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    Anon replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 11:18 pm

    A quick google search of that email address shows nothing but the Paladar site. I suspect it was hacked as a scam to try to get credit card information.

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    FLFarmer replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 8:03 pm

    No, it wasn’t hacked. The email address is not fishy, since if you look at the WHOIS for the domain, the very same contact email appears right there. The domain is registered at GoDaddy, and whoever the “web host” is – and I use that term lightly – has also hosted it at GoDaddy. I would guess this is a “web designer” collecting fees for “hosting” the site when all they did was set it up at GoDaddy. Pretty craptacular thing to do, in my opinion, but then again, I AM a web host and we run our own servers. Deadbeats get suspended if they don’t pay attention to the various notices we send them. Nothing get attention like a little suspension.

  14. July 28th, 2010

    Maybe he has bigger fish to fry. *shrug*

  15. taiki
    July 28th, 2010

    Unable to pay bills?

    Why am I suddenly reminded of every shit hole on Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares that can’t seem to get their shit together?

  16. Myrtle
    July 28th, 2010

    You know bugs me about Aaron Sanchez? How he pronounces his name all “hispanicky”, but isn’t Aaron a traditional Jewish name? I’ve never heard any other hispanic Aaron’s refer to themselves in that manner. Between him, Giada, and that other Latina chef, it’s gonna make me start to change the pronunciation of my name to Myrt-Tell.

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    J-Man replied on: July 28th, 2010 at 10:17 pm

    Maybe he can auction off his accent mark to raise money and go back to being plain old Aaron.

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    Polly replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 12:14 am

    Many names come from one culture and are adopted in another. Aaron is a common Spanish name. Accenting the o is how it’s pronounced as a Spanish name. Benjamin is another name from the Judeo-Christian Bible that is pronounced, as a Spanish name, ben-ha-MIN.

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    Polly replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 12:18 am

    P.S. Although I’ll admit he rolls his ‘r’s too much (like all ‘r’s are ‘rr’s) and over-pronounces other Spanish words.

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    Dwayne Thibodeaux replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 10:36 am

    He was born and raised here, but ups his ethnicity for effect. Male version of Giada Titslinger.

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    HakunaFritatta replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 11:19 pm

    When I lived in California, I knew lots of people of Mexican descent who had old testament-y names.

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    Ferd Berfle replied on: July 30th, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    That’s “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrron,” people.

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    DenisDuckfat replied on: July 30th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    You know bugs me about latin men named Jesus? How they pronounce the name all “hispanicky”, but isn’t Jesus a traditional Greek name? Because we all know that words never ever ever change their pronunciation when they cross cultures. Ever. Not once. In the history of civilisation.

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    Baudelaire replied on: August 2nd, 2010 at 7:39 am

    Hispanicky! I love it. I know Hispanic people who just can’t ever pronounce any word without a huge Spanish accent. Even in New York they go out of their way to call it “Nueva York.” Like we would ever call Puerto Rico “Port of Rico” or “Puerto of Riches”? Ridiculous. What really pisses me off honestly is the way hispanics just overdo the whole accent thing, but will IGNORE other languages accents. I know a guy who is hispanic and pronounces everything he can with a huge Spanish accent, but he can’t pronounce my husband’s name properly at all (because it’s FRENCH, OMG) even though he’s heard me say it a zillion times. It comes over as just hostile.

    Never saw AarrrrrrrrrrrOHN anywhere before Chopped, and honestly he’s intensely annoying and should go back under that rock he crawled out from.

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    DenisDuckfat replied on: August 5th, 2010 at 2:41 am

    Do they really go out of their way to call it Nueva york or is nueva york just the name of the place in spanish? Maybe Sandra Lee needs to come up with an Arizona cake for the people in this thread.

  17. Nicky
    July 28th, 2010

    It seems to be fixed now, the message is gone.

  18. Ray
    July 29th, 2010

    Once again, the power and influence of FNH is revealed!

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    cloverleaf replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 2:46 am

    Muwahahahahahaaa! ;)

  19. July 29th, 2010

    Does the picture make him look like he’s got a big, oddly shaped, head? In the shot, he kind of reminds me of Exeter from the classic Sci-Fi movie, “This Island Earth”.

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    meg replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 10:32 am

    Ha! He totally looks like Exeter. He doesn’t need a website for his restaurant, just an interocitor.

    Speaking of the site, as of right now it is down.

  20. J
    July 29th, 2010

    The picture of him is gone too. LOL. Love this site.

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    Daria replied on: July 29th, 2010 at 9:55 am

    wow wierd!

  21. July 29th, 2010

    Looks like that Casique queso fresco commercial dinero hasnt made it to his bank account yet

    AY DIOS MIO!!!!!!!!

  22. Marcel
    July 29th, 2010

    Guess whoever it was was serious – the webpage isn’t even up anymore!

    “This site has been removed.

    To get in touch with the web host, email contactmeviainternet(at)gmail(dot)com”

  23. Kitty
    July 29th, 2010

    Someone get this guy a new graphic designer!

  24. July 30th, 2010

    and now the website is totally gone…curiouser and curiouser.

  25. Baudelaire
    August 2nd, 2010

    Wayback Machine shows that the site never looked good.

    http://web.archive.org/web/*/www.paladarrestaurant.com

    http://web.archive.org/web/20060402221417/http://paladarrestaurant.com/

    Yuck.

  26. August 3rd, 2010

    “This site has been removed.

    To get in touch with the web host, email contactmeviainternet(at)gmail(dot)com”

    HAHA!

  27. Mercy55
    August 4th, 2010

    Oh my god, it’s been removed. XD

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