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Guy Fieri’s National team lost 15-11 to the American League during last night’s MLB celebrity all-star game, and Fieri was definitely one of his team’s weakest links. Aside from him just generally sucking in the infield, Fieri earned his team’s only error when he threw a wild ball from 2nd base to 1st base during what should have been a routine play. He also “ran” after a fly ball (it was actually more like “Truffle Shuffled” after the fly ball) and threw it to the 1st baseman, instead of to home plate, which allowed a run to score.
He wasn’t any bonus behind the plate, either. Fieri miraculously got a single during his first at-bat, but later flied out with runners on-base.
And for the record, this guy shouldn’t have been playing 2nd base. My little sister had a better throwing arm when she was 12.
Don’t quit your day job, Fieri! Wait, on second thought…
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But, amazingly, he’s wearing his sunglasses forward! I think that’s the first time I’ve ever seen that. I gather he had to use an industrial-strength sandblaster to get the accumulated grease and hair gel off them first.
But, the backwards cap negates the proper placement of the sunglasses, and he still looks the douche.
I was so praying for someone to hit a broken bat single and for the flying shard of wood to impale him through his eye socket, severing his brain stem and causing him to fall to the ground, violently convulsing while spewing blood out of every orifice in his skull! (I think I may need to see a shrink concerning this Fieri/Death compulsion!)
Too Funny, I barely noticed him since his sunglasses are usually attached to backside of his oily greased head of spikes. Maybe we can share a therapist~since we have similar issues.
I was personally most impressed (NOT) by how he felt he needed to run out to right field and steal the ball practically out of the hands of Marisa Miller. I mean really, she got no action (for prob the first time ever) in right field and he ran out there and stole her one opportunity to make a play. Douche.
I’m just impressed his sunglasses weren’t on the back of his head.
more like rock and douche softball
The animated gif, while funny, does not do justice to how girly Fieri threw the ball. I have a 4 year old daughter with more athletic prowess.
My boyfriend said the same thing, minus the whole ’4 year old daughter’ part.
The truffle shuffle is classic.
Guy fieri throws like a girl fieri.
LOL! Good one! :D
I was hoping to see some FNH commentary on the Fieri disaster. Jillian delivered because Douchebag didn’t….same story different day.
Well, if you’d stopped to imagine it (God knows I have other things to think about in my life than how Guy Fieri would perform in a baseball game), you’d wouldn’t be surprised that this is how he did. It’s logical, really, even if pathetic.
For a guy whose image is suppose to be a tough guy, sheeeesh… give me a break. What a loser. MLB is hurting. That celebrity line-up is the best they can do? Check out the photo’s linked below. The second link is a photo of Maria Menounos. Douche bag Feiri I’m sure impressed Maria with his skills (not).
http://www.1010wins.com/pages/7667829.php?imageGalleryXRefId=1942735#imgXR
http://www.1010wins.com/pages/7667829.php?imageGalleryXRefId=1942726#imgXR
It would be fitting to take that picture of her flouncing down the baseline and photoshop his face over hers.
Seriously, is she anorexic? Just looking at her arm makes me think a strong wind would break it off. I know this is supposed to be about that Ferry guy, but still…
Totally Agree, the Celebrity Line up was pathetic, I didn’t think any of them qualified as a “Celebrity” At Least Maria can run, compared to Ferry Guy. I didn’t even notice Guy with his sun glasses on the front side of his head instead of the backside of his Oiled Up Spiked wig. Only My Opinion…my “Has Been” Uncle is more of a celebrity then most of them. (Huey Lewis).
I was wondering wth that was on tv. I was waiting for the husband after a hockey game and that was on the tv at the rink. We couldn’t figure out what it was at the time.
The person with the weakest arm always plays second base. Not that he should be proud of that.
That fat phuc should be playing soccer. Use him as a goalpost.
I was hoping you’d make fun of this douche. Why was he there? He’s not a celebrity.
Having a renewed game show on NBC makes him a celeb. ;)
WTF? My post about Rock ‘n Jock softball got deleted for some reason although at least one person apparently read it (“rock ‘n douche softball”).
We’re having all sorts of problems with the server today. Nothing personal Goober!
That run! That RUN! HAHAHAHAHA OMG I can’t stop laughing at it. Nice recap as usual, Jillian.
You need a gif of him doing the rock and roll power slide into second base for the force out.
all the bashing is getting old, hes just out there having fun, nobody said hes a professional athlete
look i like making fun of all the FN stars but the level of hatred towards guy is way over the top, if you dont like him, dont watch it, sometimes the FNH commentary is funny but not today.
oh, and another point – he does do alot of charity events all over the country so cut him so slack
now im sure everyone will bash my comment so go ahead..
Nah Carlos – I agree with you. For me Guy is someone I love to hate – he is extremely tacky after all, and he definitely comes off as obnoxious and “douchey” a lot of the time. Honestly though, I feel like he’s probably a nice guy – which is more than I could say for Giada or Susie Fogelson or Bobby Flay or Alex Guarnachelli (haha I tried). I think SERIOUS “stabbing in the head” hatred of Guy is a bit harsh.
Naw, not harsh. He actually isn’t a nice guy. So the hatred of Guy is justifiable.
And truth be told, he DID make an error, he DID truffle shuffle and he DID throw like a girl. On ESPN. During prime time. On a Monday night.
So commenting on total 100% facts isn’t “bashing” in the least. It’s reporting. :-D
I suppose in all fairness, one should also report that he did hit a single. So there’s that.
btw: Any celebrity who DOESN’T do charity work is reprehensible. So I suppose we should credit Guy for not being, ya know, reprehensible….
ANYONE, I mean ANYONE who wears their sunglasses on the back of their head while indoors like it`s a piece of frickin’ jewelry deserves all the bashing he gets. And don`t get me started on “Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner”!
Guys a TOOL, he knows it, but he`s cashin” in on it. More power to him, but we`ll deride his idiocy every chance we get.
You said if we don’t like him,don’t watch it.
You made it clear you don’t like comments that make fun of him,yet you come here and read them.
See the irony?
Oh Bash, Bash, Bash!
The day Guy Ferry starts acting, grooming and dressing his age (or, at the least, dressing in big boy clothes), loses the 25 pounds of gaudy jewelry he wears and ditches the asinine backwards sunglasses will be the day I stop bashing. Deal? In the meantime, the stench of desperation which emanates from him will always result in a reaction of repulsion and bashing from me.
As I’ve said before, “triple-D” is a good concept for a show. I’d likely be a devoted viewer if not for the choice of host. From what I have heard, he was good in his season of NFNS. Somewhere along the line he took a very wrong turn.
Here’s the thing – if Guy wants to be a celebrity, then he has to deal with both the positive AND the negative aspects of that choice. We represent a small portion of that negative. In most cases, the positives significantly outweigh the negative. I’m sure if you were to ask Douchey here if he’d rather deal with jerks like us, or go back to being a nobody making 1/10 of the cash that he is today – he’d say to bring on the insults.
Remember, being famous really *is* a choice for 99% of the celebrities in the world.
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Yeah, the server was very glitchy today. Seems to be working again.
Seeing Guy Fietrararyetti (w/e his last name is) run is something I didnt need to see
What is it with the backwards hat bullshit. Can’t he even give up the schtick for a lousy softball gtame.
Was wondering about this when I was watching that game last night….as in “I wonder if FNH is going to write this up”. Sure enough, since Guy Ferry didn’t deliver, Jillian did.
What kind of a throw was that? He should have been playing in a plaid skirt. I heard they’re casting him for “A league of their own 2.”
“A League of Their Own: FN-Style” would be All Kinds of Hilarious.
Deen’s on first, Fieri’s on second, Guarnaschelli’s on third … why’d it’d be Abbott & Costello worthy!
;-)
C’mon. Wouldn’t you pay to see Ina with a catcher’s mitt?
Hahahaha, Lana & Anjarew! “Who’s on first?” Love the plaid skirt comment – perfect! LOL!
Yeah, I would pay to see Ina with a catcher’s mitt and very interested in seeing what sort of team shent she’d wear! ;)
Maybe he could run faster if he lost the bling!
Hulk Hogan mini me resplendent in jewels and all other things psuedo. I would be very skeered to wake up next to him in the morning…..what a view.
Hair, makeup, mask?
He looks like he has pimples all over his back and buttcheeks. And like he’d give you crabs. And that he packs roofies.
“And that he packs roofies.”
Rofl.
It appears he runs marginally better than Air-Rhone Sanchez who definitely runs like a chick.
Not sure if he could beat COE-sentino in a race though.
Blech! All I can say is it’s a good thing baseball is and outdoor sport. I can just imagine how putrid Ferry smells when he gets extra sweaty and greasy.
Meh…make that “…AN outdoor sport.” I was distracted by the hideous imagry of a sweaty Ferry.
He’s so gross, why do people think this person is cool? He’s a cum dump!