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Happy Birthday, Alton Brown
Published on: July 30, 2010 – 3:45 pm by FNH Staff 
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It’s Alton Brown’s birthday! For those of you celebrating with him, here are some simple tips you can follow to help make sure his birthday a happy one:
Enjoy the day, Alton!
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I would love it if he showed up in that suit. We could party.
Happy Birthday Alton!
Do get him a teleprompter so he isn’t always saying “uh.”
haha yes
that tablescape got me going! also that poolside…. whatever that suit is! Happy Birthday Mr. A. Brown!
Many more years of Good Eating to you!
Awww, Happy Birthday AB! I wish you had more shows on TFN! :(
Good Eats is #1!
Awesome! Happy Birthday to the guy with the only show worth watching on Food Network! May we enjoy many more seasons of Good Eats!
HB2U, AB!
Oh, and the Guy Fieri plates make me very afraid for the future of the human race. Thankfully they don’t have flames doodled on them.
;-)
Happy birthday, AB! These are funny pics/captions :)
Happy b’day to one of my favorite FN folks!
Did he really break his collar bone on a show?
Yes, on Feasting on Asphalt. Which I have caught re-runs of on the Cooking Channel and I wish that I had seen more of when it orginially aired, a good concept!
hahaha… at first glance i thought this said, “Feasting on Apeshit”.
I remember when Gallagher broke his arm while on skiis with wheels being pulled behind a boat with wheels.
Happy Birthday Alton…..you are one of the few people on FN that can cook and actually have knowledge about what you are cooking! Loves me some Alton!
Happy Birthday, Alton! You’ll always be the best of the best on Food Network!
Happy Birthday Alton! We love Good Eats!
Not Fred. Ferd. His “uh” thing is why I can’t watch him.
Happy Birthday, AB!
Oh bother . . .I forgot to get you a present . . .
People are willing to pay $15 for a Guy Fieri plate? Holy shit. Where are my pills?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALTON!!!
RR garbage bowls on SALE at Kohl’s are $14.95.
OMG! I don’t doubt it. My gargage bowl? .79 cents at the grocery store. Oy!!
Happy birthday to da man, Alton!
Have a fab day Alton! You are a kind of awesome in a sea of, well, you know.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALTON!
I wish you a happy birthday Alton, but I’m seriously paranoid about “bikes” and wish you would stay off of them. I would make you my seriously savory chicken and dumplings, but I suppose you could seriously outdo me :)
and many more! (i think i said seriously too many times)
that’s chickens for you.
He looks kinda hot in the motorcycle pic.
He’s kinda hot pretty much most of the time.
smart = sexy.
:-)
I agree with smart=sexy. The motorcycle+grin is just icing on the cake.
Happy Birthday, Alton! Have a wonderful new year! You give us a glimmer of hope that it is still possible for the FN to provide good programming. How about another road trip series? :)
Didn’t know Ferry had a new saying – ‘Off da hock’
bwahaha – I thought that too
Happy Birthday, Alton!
Totally celebrating AB’s birthday!! H.B.A.B.!!!
seriously? the guy ferry plates? lawd
I love Alton! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Mr. B! I wish Food Network would clone you and then have only A.B. shows!
Happy Birthday, Alton! Hope it’s a great one!
Happy B-day AB! Have a great day and a year full of Good Eats!
I need to get some of those Guy LaDouche plates – might help with my diet. Happy Birthday, AB!
I was thinking they might be good targets for skeet shooting.
Happy B-Day AB! I hope you have many more!
AB and I have the same birthday, WHOOT!
Happy Birthday Polly!
And Happy Birthday AB! You are Mr. Awesome.
Hope it’s a good one Alton! We luv your show. We’ve learned alot from you! BTW. Tweaked your chewy chocolate chip cookie recipe a bit, everyone says it’s the best cookie they have ever had! Husbands boss says keepin’ his job depends on the cookie supply. LOL
Have a great birthday Alton!
Thanks for bringing actual informative tv to the FN
Hope it was a good birthday AB. And say hi to BA for us.
Happy belated b-day, Alton! You’re the best. :-)
Happy Birthday Alton!
Also, I wanted a good chuckle, so I went to read the reviews on Sandra Lee’s Apple Cider. There are still only 15 reviews, but now, it has 3 stars instead of one!
Does that Guy Fieri plate description actually say “Individually autographed by Guy Fieri himself”? If he didn’t do it himself, it wouldn’t be an autograph..I’m actually surprised that Guy can write his name.
I think you meant DON’T buy him the latest Apple gadget. I mean seriously, ew.
Happy B’day Alton!
Please please do another roadtrip show…I think you could get Chrysler to sponsor you in a stylin’ new minivan (best roadtrip vehicle EVER, BTW) and just follow the Blue Highways.
And if you need another driver, and don’t mind overweight middle aged women (with a good driving record!), please let me know.
Happy birthday AB! I hope you had a great one! With many more years of Good Eats to come!
:)
Happy Birthday, Alton Brown!
Totally the best thing on Food Network!
By far my favorite post yet (but I’m still new here).