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One Photo, Ten Photoshops: Anne Burrell Edition
Published on: July 30, 2010 – 8:41 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Anne Burrell is in Atlantic City this weekend, participating in their annual Food and Wine Festival. Earlier today, she took a moment to tweet a photo of her enjoying the sights.
The photo was a perfect candidate for one of my favorite features from Pophangover, “One Photo, Ten Photoshops.” Let’s do it!
ONE PHOTO:
TEN PHOTOSHOPS:
BONUS +1 from DX927:
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---Anne Burrell In Hooterville
---Open Letter to Anne Burrell
---Anne Burrell: Closed Captioned
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I was cracking up at the ET picture…..and then I got to the Jaws and just about lost it. Too funny!
LMAO! Same here!!!!
Love Anne and Vanna and Anne at Iwo Jima.
Seriously, who ever told her she looks good in a skirt?
Chef Anne looks good in whatever she wants to wear. She’s one of the few real chefs left on FN, and she actually cooks good grub and makes it FUN! Just relax and enjoy the show. :-)
You could relax too, you know. Her linebacker stature doesn’t take anything away from her cooking ability.
“Her linebacker stature doesn’t take anything away from her cooking ability.”
We’re all built differently. Who cares? What you find “ugly” may turn someone else on in a major way.
And seriously, who cares anyway? Whatever happened to “Food Network” actually being about FOOD?
“Whatever happened to “Food Network” actually being about FOOD?”
Come on now, we know that answer… “Food Network” hasn’t had anything to do with real food since like… it’s second year on the air. I think they just realized that “The Manufactured-Drama Competition, Cake, Alcoholism, and Insultingly Dumbed-Down Cooking Network” was too long of a title, so they decided to just keep calling themselves FN.
I truly believe Anne can ride big bad sharks! Well, after she hits them with salt in the eyes…
I lost it on the shark one, that was just too perfect. And yes, she *does* look good in a skirt <3
Amen.
Very funny, love the fact she’s carrying a “Louis.” Think it’s real? She doesn’t strike me as the Louis type.
Probably real. I’m sure her show pays well and it’s what I consider “cheap” Louis, in the $800 range. Sure, that’s not cheap for a regular purse, but as far as LV goes, it’s at the bottom.
LOL @ the Jaws one, that’s too funny.
Perfect 10
Should’ve gone with changing the poster to different things at least a little bit, just to change it up. ShamWoW and the WW2 shop were the only actually funny ones. All the others are just “lol I put Anne in a different place, haha I’m so random!” and that’s the kind of low-effort crap I expect from Fark, not this site.
“To change it up?!?!?!” Are you kidding? There were silhouettes, black and whites, and even Anne Burrell in a fucking sonogram. This was some of the most creative stuff I’ve seen in a while.
I love you FNH!
^This. Right on, Jenna.
You know, I didn’t think they were all winners, but the ones I was amused by were quite different than the ones you apparently were. Personally, I found the Harry Potter and hula girl ‘chops to be pretty hilarious.
It’s weird, it’s almost as if a humorist would use a wide-variety approach to appeal to a large range of comedic tastes. /sarcasm
Loved the coarse-ground black pepper one :D
The picture of Anne standing on the Statue of Liberty saying “Season high” was the one that did me in… The more I watch her, the more I love her.
That was my favorite too!
My favorite was her taking the pepper mill to the dump. If you watch Burrell, you know she loathes pepper. Nice subtle humor! As bob tuschman would say, I dug it.
I frikkin’ love Anne Burrell – and I love these photos! I bet she would too, she is so cool and can “roll” with the punches. Good job FNH!
The Hawaiian dashboard doll was the best. Can you imagine a tiny Anne Burrell telling you how to drive?
I love this website!
Love the hula Anne!! Great thread, Jillian. :)
Hilarious. I bet Anne likes them, too.
I can imagine Anne giving directions: “Turrrrrrn rrrright! Woo!”
I would buy a Annie B hula girl for my dash.
OMG, I totally would too. LOL!
I want one too for my dash…LOL
Loved these…shame on you haters!!!
I think she’s great!
And VERY sexy!
hahaha! ET and that hula girl!
Hope she likes them. ;D
LOL, this is great! I’m sure Chef Anne also got a good laugh out of this… ;-)
Dashboard hula anne is gut busting hilarious!
These are hilarious! LOVE the hula skirt!
lmaoo E.T.!! ya’ll some crazy gals :)
Be carefull…… you’re photoshopping the woman I had a sex dream about! No shittin y’all…….It freaked me out it was so real.
They’re all hilarious, but the sonogram one made me choke with laughter – she gets everywhere!
Anne B – she can do it all!
ShamWOW!
wow, Jillian, you look good on water….eghhemmm
Pretty darn entertaining! LOL!
Chef Anne approves of the photoshops. She Tweeted about them a few hours ago.
Wonderful work as always, Jillian.
…and I think most of us here approve of Chef Anne, too :)
The hula dancer for the win!
Haha! Good post! :)
WHY IS SHE SO EFFING ORANGE?
To whoever talks with Anne via Twitter…..did she ever comment about the sex dream I had about her maybe, possibly??? I myself don’t have Twitter, so I was just curious if she mentioned it, since it has been confirmed that she does occasionally read this stuff.
I’m one who talks to her I don’t know who else does, 86, and no, she never commented on it. LOL that is really funny though!
*idied*
OMG – - – AWESOME!