Archives for "July, 2010"
Congratulations, ANDREW Bourdain
Breaking news: Anthony Bourdain was just nominated for an Emmy in the Writing for Nonfiction Programming category. Scripps, a company which apparently employs so many famous celebrities they can’t keep track of them all, sent out a Tweet congratulating someone by the name of ANDREW BOURDAIN. Really, Scripps? The guy got nominated for an Emmy. [...]
Alton Brown’s Serious Vanilla Ice Cream
This just in from the pages of Food Network Screw-Ups! Feast your eyes on the photo they used for Alton Brown’s serious vanilla ice cream. Mmm! So meaty! So refreshing! Is there really anything more satisfying on a hot summer day than a scoop of meat on a cone? I THINK NOT. And guess what, [...]
Rachael Ray’s C’mon LeBron Video
If you live in the New York area, chances are you’ve heard of the C’MON LEBRON movement. It’s basically a gigantic PR stunt (complete with corny t-shirts and songs) to try to get LeBron James to play professional basketball in New York. Rachael Ray jumped on the bandwagon, and released this short – yet terrifying [...]
Video Preview: 24 Hour Restaurant Battle with Scott Conant
I have a confession to make: Before this week, I really had no idea who the hell Scott Conant was. I don’t watch Chopped, I didn’t see the episode of Top Chef where he served as a guest judge, and I’ve never eaten at one of his restaurants. I do know he’s the host of [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










