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Rachael Ray’s C’mon LeBron Video

Published on: July 7, 2010 – 7:55 pm by FNH Staff Comment

If you live in the New York area, chances are you’ve heard of the C’MON LEBRON movement. It’s basically a gigantic PR stunt (complete with corny t-shirts and songs) to try to get LeBron James to play professional basketball in New York. Rachael Ray jumped on the bandwagon, and released this short – yet terrifying – video for the C’Mon LeBron campaign:

That’s her big idea? Luring him to the city by threatening offering to cook for him? That’s an awful idea. What’s next? Promising him front seats at John Cusimano’s next acoustic concert?

One thing’s for sure: you’ll never be the same after hearing Rachael Ray utter the words “C’mon, LeBron, dinner’s ready” whilst playfully tugging at her t-shirt.

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  1. verucasalt10
    July 7th, 2010

    Crikey, they could get terrorists to crack with that video. That was scary! And what the hell happened to her face? Her eyebrows look effing bizarre.

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    Lisa replied on: July 7th, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    botox? they didn’t move!

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    cloverleaf replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 1:09 am

    I’ve been saying for a while that she the botox is turning her into The Joker:

    http://tinyurl.com/28qm5bz

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    cloverleaf replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 2:40 am

    Oops – delete “she.” LOL

  2. GreenJeans
    July 7th, 2010

    You were not kidding! The T-shirt thing really does make your skin crawl. I am sure she will be kicking herself every time she sees that.

    Love the picture of Lebron, I choked on my tea laughing at that.

  3. July 7th, 2010

    I hope he sees this and is so frightened that he stays right here in my hometown. Michael Symon has already offered to cook for him if he stays in Cleveland. If he makes this decision solely on who will prepare him dinner then Cleveland will come out on top.

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    verucasalt10 replied on: July 7th, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    I hope for the sake of the fans, he stays in his hometown too! And yeah, Michael Symon cooking is a way better deal than Rachel Ray and her stupid stoup

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    Andrew replied on: July 7th, 2010 at 9:31 pm

    LOL, I was at the pizza place tonight (Napoleon’s in Parma) and there was a sign out front that read “Lebron: Free pizza if you stay in Cleveland!”

    It was so funny, and I really believe he will stay true to his hometown, especially after that frightening video.

    Nice post FNH!!!

  4. July 7th, 2010

    Very strange. I can’t believe anyone thought that was a good idea.

    Someone remind me how many championship rings Lebron has? Maybe he SHOULD stay in Cleveland; they’re still waiting for a trophy.

  5. July 7th, 2010

    I was eating up my bandwidth downloading a game, so when I played this video it only managed to buffer 4 seconds and it stopped. Rewind play stop rewind play stop rewind play… shower.

  6. Gypsy
    July 7th, 2010

    Lebron’s thinking, “oh HELL no, don’t let her near me with those stoups or choups!”

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    Robin replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    too funny!!

  7. SaraCVT
    July 7th, 2010

    She’s bringing her “A game”. Wow–I’m so impressed. Count me among those who’d rather go with Michael Symon’s cooking.

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    cloverleaf replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 1:11 am

    Don’t you mean her A-cup? ;^)

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    GreenJeans replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 8:03 am

    LOL!

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    Paige replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    Loves it!

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    reno replied on: July 19th, 2010 at 9:34 pm

    Thats more like it! Her A CUP! She is soooo annoying and her husband too!

  8. July 7th, 2010

    As a Cavs fan, this only deepens my hate for Rachael Ray. I can’t even get on FNH to escape the madness anymore…

  9. Mac
    July 7th, 2010

    “C’mon Lebron, Dinner’s ready…” as she’s shaking her chest at the camera.

    *pukes*

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    Luchese replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 12:40 am

    “Dinner’s ready!!!!!!!!!!”

    Something tells me ALOT of guys have heard that from Rachel Ray already.

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    stoup replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Something tells me alot of guys HAVEN’T! She strikes me as a “stayed home and lived with mommy up until she married Jahhhhhhhhhhhnn” kind of girl. Probably giggled on her wedding night.

  10. Andrew
    July 7th, 2010

    Just play the first 3 seconds of that video a few times…get at what she’s trying to say??

  11. July 7th, 2010

    I wish that t-shirt would have smacked her in the face or have been thrown so hard that she would have fallen off the stool.

    Is this woman ever going to go away? I’m getting tired of her tired-vocal-cords voice. She sounds like she’s been smoking for 35 years.

  12. July 7th, 2010

    oh fuck no! IF I was Lebron, that would be the reason I dont go to NYC! JFC

  13. July 7th, 2010

    good gosh is she pointing to her va-jay-jay??? YUCK-O!!!!

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    reno replied on: July 19th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

    I thought the same thing!! TOO funny!!

  14. Silvio
    July 7th, 2010

    If I was a Cleveland resident,I’d tell RR to go suck an egg
    and fucking leave Lebron alone.
    This whole Cmon Lebron thing is a disgrace to sports, especially these dumb fuck basketball tards who will be broke in 20 years anyway.

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    JF replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 11:07 am

    I am a Cleveland resident, and I agree wholeheartedly that she can suck any one of a number of things. I’m pretty sure LeBron has bigger things on his plate (pun intended) than her disgusting stoups.

  15. lone_shark
    July 7th, 2010

    She’s bringing her “A GAME”? Is that her cutesy nickname for her ass?

  16. July 7th, 2010

    oh racheal,
    Lebron would never eat your food, he’s too classy for your garbage

  17. July 8th, 2010

    Blech. Can’t stand her or her annoying bullshit. Why hasn’t she gone away yet? GET OFF MY TV!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

  18. Id
    July 8th, 2010

    I hope he signs with new york and makes a point of not allowing ray to make his first homecooked meal in nyc. maybe have an hour long special on foodnetwork about it?

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    Gypsy replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 10:20 am

    *Snicker!* I love the idea of a special on FN about him side-stepping Rachael on purpose!

  19. July 8th, 2010

    She seemed like she was trying to be all pornographic there…

    20 dollars says that when people get tired of her, she’ll sell a sex tape and hope to get rich off of it.

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    Rich replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Dude…the one thing she DOESN’T have to do, is sell a sex tape to “get rich”, as her fucking douchebag “empire” topped the billion dollar mark last year! Did you ever imagine that there were enough idiots on the entire planet, to make that talentless twat a billionaire? I know I didn’t!

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    Fallen replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Well, that’s assuming her “empire” crumbles. Which I hope it does and doesn’t, because if it does, we have to see her moaning on screen with her hubby.

    “C’mon, smack me with that whole wheat pasta! Rub the thyme on me! It means joy of the mountain! Oh, yes!”

    Please, no…

  20. July 8th, 2010

    Lebron is WAYYYYYYYYYYY over rated, To much into himself these days. See what that did for A.I. Where is he at now, All mouth and no ring

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    stoup replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 8:24 pm

    They’re ALL over rated – Shaquille O’Neal makes me sick.

  21. FNFAN
    July 8th, 2010

    I thought it was cute

  22. July 8th, 2010

    just watched the video. looks like she was wanting to feed him something else besides food

  23. pmritagirl
    July 8th, 2010

    OMG. The sight and thought of RR tugging her shirt and saying “C’mon, Lebron, dinner’s ready (or waiting- I can’t remember because the wave of nausea was so strong) is horrifying. I think that’s going to leave me with horrific nightmares.

  24. July 8th, 2010

    That’s the word bandwagon jumper.

  25. BCA
    July 8th, 2010

    It’s so strange, I don’t think even she can take it seriously.

  26. July 8th, 2010

    Ray-ray saying “home cooked meal” and then pointing down at her hoo-hoo is HILARIOUS! A little stomach-turning as well, but still hilarious.

  27. swopes
    July 8th, 2010

    My stomach seriously hurts watching that video.

  28. Melanie
    July 8th, 2010

    OK, stop hating. I LOVE Rachel Ray and I want Lebron so this video rocked IMO.

    I don’t know about y’all but me (and Rachel it looks like) will be watching this:

    http://www.msg.com/our-teams/knicks/press-conference-live-stream-1.45975

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    MsFoodie replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Good for you. We don’t.

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    cloverleaf replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    “Hating?” Did you notice that this site is called Food Network Humor? OK, start reading.

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    Veronica replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Another clueless Ray-Ray fan. New York has the overpaid over-hyped Yankees, why not let Ohio have LeBron?

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    stoup replied on: July 8th, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Hey, Ohio doesn’t want him!!

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    SaraCVT replied on: July 9th, 2010 at 11:15 am

    I don’t know about that. The Cavaliers’ owner seemed pretty upset that he chose to leave and posted this letter on the ‘Net. Dude, you need to take your meds. http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/gilbert_letter_100708.html

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    stoup replied on: July 9th, 2010 at 10:13 pm

    sara – where do you find this stuff???

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    SaraCVT replied on: July 10th, 2010 at 2:16 am

    It was right there on my Yahoo page when I opened up my Internet Explorer browser this morning to check my email, under the heading “Cavs Owner Disses Lebron”, next “Lindsey Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail”. I wouldn’t have known, or cared, what it referred to, except for this post.

  29. July 8th, 2010

    Let’s pray he hates burgers, stoops, slerps and slimes.

  30. Mystie
    July 8th, 2010

    Looks like her plastic surgeon was running a “buy one [eyebrow] get one free” sale.

  31. Freddie
    July 8th, 2010

    Hey Rach if Lebron won’t eat your “dinner” – I sure will… YUM-O! Sorry Jahhhhannnn

  32. July 8th, 2010

    When she says C’mon Lebron at the end it sounds likes she’s trying to seduce him into bed

  33. July 8th, 2010

    For the most famous city in the world, NYC has done an utterly pathetic job “marketing” themselves to Lebron.

    Rachel would only know where MSG is if they sell cigarettes there or her douchey husband was playing guitar for change in front of it.

  34. July 9th, 2010

    Yep. It’s official. She scared him away. LeBron chose Miami. Hopefully all this stupid C’Mon Lebron crap will die now.

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    Ina Garten DaVida replied on: July 9th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    “Hopefully all this stupid C’Mon Lebron crap will die now.”

    +1 to this.

    Are there any FN chefs in Miami that lured him down there?

  35. Spork-No-More
    July 9th, 2010

    In what world, RR, do you think you have anything culinarily to offer anyone? “As if,” LeBron, IsaBoo of any living being wants your garbage bowl cast-offs. Keep horking down that heaping helping of delusion every morning. Your self-importance is revolting to the rest of us.

  36. The Watcher
    July 11th, 2010

    I think that came off way more sexual than it should have.

    The director is more to blame than she was, though.

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    asterix replied on: July 15th, 2010 at 11:46 pm

    Seconded… somebody in scripting should have gone over this one again. The tone is set immediately: “Now, if you come – or should I say, *when* you come…” I seriously thought she was going to start in on some kind of sex PSA.

  37. Lena
    July 14th, 2010

    I cringed while watching. That is truly terrifying. She looks drunk.

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