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Rachael Ray’s C’mon LeBron Video
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If you live in the New York area, chances are you’ve heard of the C’MON LEBRON movement. It’s basically a gigantic PR stunt (complete with corny t-shirts and songs) to try to get LeBron James to play professional basketball in New York. Rachael Ray jumped on the bandwagon, and released this short – yet terrifying – video for the C’Mon LeBron campaign:
That’s her big idea? Luring him to the city by threatening offering to cook for him? That’s an awful idea. What’s next? Promising him front seats at John Cusimano’s next acoustic concert?
One thing’s for sure: you’ll never be the same after hearing Rachael Ray utter the words “C’mon, LeBron, dinner’s ready” whilst playfully tugging at her t-shirt.
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Crikey, they could get terrorists to crack with that video. That was scary! And what the hell happened to her face? Her eyebrows look effing bizarre.
botox? they didn’t move!
I’ve been saying for a while that she the botox is turning her into The Joker:
http://tinyurl.com/28qm5bz
Oops – delete “she.” LOL
You were not kidding! The T-shirt thing really does make your skin crawl. I am sure she will be kicking herself every time she sees that.
Love the picture of Lebron, I choked on my tea laughing at that.
I hope he sees this and is so frightened that he stays right here in my hometown. Michael Symon has already offered to cook for him if he stays in Cleveland. If he makes this decision solely on who will prepare him dinner then Cleveland will come out on top.
I hope for the sake of the fans, he stays in his hometown too! And yeah, Michael Symon cooking is a way better deal than Rachel Ray and her stupid stoup
LOL, I was at the pizza place tonight (Napoleon’s in Parma) and there was a sign out front that read “Lebron: Free pizza if you stay in Cleveland!”
It was so funny, and I really believe he will stay true to his hometown, especially after that frightening video.
Nice post FNH!!!
Very strange. I can’t believe anyone thought that was a good idea.
Someone remind me how many championship rings Lebron has? Maybe he SHOULD stay in Cleveland; they’re still waiting for a trophy.
I was eating up my bandwidth downloading a game, so when I played this video it only managed to buffer 4 seconds and it stopped. Rewind play stop rewind play stop rewind play… shower.
Lebron’s thinking, “oh HELL no, don’t let her near me with those stoups or choups!”
too funny!!
She’s bringing her “A game”. Wow–I’m so impressed. Count me among those who’d rather go with Michael Symon’s cooking.
Don’t you mean her A-cup? ;^)
LOL!
Loves it!
Thats more like it! Her A CUP! She is soooo annoying and her husband too!
As a Cavs fan, this only deepens my hate for Rachael Ray. I can’t even get on FNH to escape the madness anymore…
“C’mon Lebron, Dinner’s ready…” as she’s shaking her chest at the camera.
*pukes*
“Dinner’s ready!!!!!!!!!!”
Something tells me ALOT of guys have heard that from Rachel Ray already.
Something tells me alot of guys HAVEN’T! She strikes me as a “stayed home and lived with mommy up until she married Jahhhhhhhhhhhnn” kind of girl. Probably giggled on her wedding night.
Just play the first 3 seconds of that video a few times…get at what she’s trying to say??
I wish that t-shirt would have smacked her in the face or have been thrown so hard that she would have fallen off the stool.
Is this woman ever going to go away? I’m getting tired of her tired-vocal-cords voice. She sounds like she’s been smoking for 35 years.
oh fuck no! IF I was Lebron, that would be the reason I dont go to NYC! JFC
good gosh is she pointing to her va-jay-jay??? YUCK-O!!!!
I thought the same thing!! TOO funny!!
If I was a Cleveland resident,I’d tell RR to go suck an egg
and fucking leave Lebron alone.
This whole Cmon Lebron thing is a disgrace to sports, especially these dumb fuck basketball tards who will be broke in 20 years anyway.
I am a Cleveland resident, and I agree wholeheartedly that she can suck any one of a number of things. I’m pretty sure LeBron has bigger things on his plate (pun intended) than her disgusting stoups.
She’s bringing her “A GAME”? Is that her cutesy nickname for her ass?
oh racheal,
Lebron would never eat your food, he’s too classy for your garbage
Blech. Can’t stand her or her annoying bullshit. Why hasn’t she gone away yet? GET OFF MY TV!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
I hope he signs with new york and makes a point of not allowing ray to make his first homecooked meal in nyc. maybe have an hour long special on foodnetwork about it?
*Snicker!* I love the idea of a special on FN about him side-stepping Rachael on purpose!
She seemed like she was trying to be all pornographic there…
20 dollars says that when people get tired of her, she’ll sell a sex tape and hope to get rich off of it.
Dude…the one thing she DOESN’T have to do, is sell a sex tape to “get rich”, as her fucking douchebag “empire” topped the billion dollar mark last year! Did you ever imagine that there were enough idiots on the entire planet, to make that talentless twat a billionaire? I know I didn’t!
Well, that’s assuming her “empire” crumbles. Which I hope it does and doesn’t, because if it does, we have to see her moaning on screen with her hubby.
“C’mon, smack me with that whole wheat pasta! Rub the thyme on me! It means joy of the mountain! Oh, yes!”
Please, no…
Lebron is WAYYYYYYYYYYY over rated, To much into himself these days. See what that did for A.I. Where is he at now, All mouth and no ring
They’re ALL over rated – Shaquille O’Neal makes me sick.
I thought it was cute
just watched the video. looks like she was wanting to feed him something else besides food
OMG. The sight and thought of RR tugging her shirt and saying “C’mon, Lebron, dinner’s ready (or waiting- I can’t remember because the wave of nausea was so strong) is horrifying. I think that’s going to leave me with horrific nightmares.
That’s the word bandwagon jumper.
It’s so strange, I don’t think even she can take it seriously.
Ray-ray saying “home cooked meal” and then pointing down at her hoo-hoo is HILARIOUS! A little stomach-turning as well, but still hilarious.
My stomach seriously hurts watching that video.
OK, stop hating. I LOVE Rachel Ray and I want Lebron so this video rocked IMO.
I don’t know about y’all but me (and Rachel it looks like) will be watching this:
http://www.msg.com/our-teams/knicks/press-conference-live-stream-1.45975
Good for you. We don’t.
“Hating?” Did you notice that this site is called Food Network Humor? OK, start reading.
Another clueless Ray-Ray fan. New York has the overpaid over-hyped Yankees, why not let Ohio have LeBron?
Hey, Ohio doesn’t want him!!
I don’t know about that. The Cavaliers’ owner seemed pretty upset that he chose to leave and posted this letter on the ‘Net. Dude, you need to take your meds. http://www.nba.com/cavaliers/news/gilbert_letter_100708.html
sara – where do you find this stuff???
It was right there on my Yahoo page when I opened up my Internet Explorer browser this morning to check my email, under the heading “Cavs Owner Disses Lebron”, next “Lindsey Lohan Gets 90 Days In Jail”. I wouldn’t have known, or cared, what it referred to, except for this post.
Let’s pray he hates burgers, stoops, slerps and slimes.
Looks like her plastic surgeon was running a “buy one [eyebrow] get one free” sale.
Hey Rach if Lebron won’t eat your “dinner” – I sure will… YUM-O! Sorry Jahhhhannnn
When she says C’mon Lebron at the end it sounds likes she’s trying to seduce him into bed
For the most famous city in the world, NYC has done an utterly pathetic job “marketing” themselves to Lebron.
Rachel would only know where MSG is if they sell cigarettes there or her douchey husband was playing guitar for change in front of it.
Yep. It’s official. She scared him away. LeBron chose Miami. Hopefully all this stupid C’Mon Lebron crap will die now.
“Hopefully all this stupid C’Mon Lebron crap will die now.”
+1 to this.
Are there any FN chefs in Miami that lured him down there?
In what world, RR, do you think you have anything culinarily to offer anyone? “As if,” LeBron, IsaBoo of any living being wants your garbage bowl cast-offs. Keep horking down that heaping helping of delusion every morning. Your self-importance is revolting to the rest of us.
I think that came off way more sexual than it should have.
The director is more to blame than she was, though.
Seconded… somebody in scripting should have gone over this one again. The tone is set immediately: “Now, if you come – or should I say, *when* you come…” I seriously thought she was going to start in on some kind of sex PSA.
I cringed while watching. That is truly terrifying. She looks drunk.
God, I’d shoot a massive cum jet all over that girl…