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This Just Overheard On An Episode Of Semi-Homemade
Published on: July 30, 2010 – 4:06 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Haha. Berry funny.
Sorry.
wow, that was hilarious…
Oh Lord, it looks like someone dumped a bottle of Pepto-Bismol into that scene! berry, berry craptastic!
I can hear it now from Aunt Sandy…
“C’n I jus’ tell you? This kitchen and tablescape is fin-tastic! I was insprired by my last dinner party, when I saw all these empty Pepto Bismol bottles strewn around the guest bathroom. [Someone forgot to tell her what her food does to them...] So I got my idea’r, hurried my way to the craft store, and found all these bee-uuue-tee-full pepto pink fabrics and plasticware!”
I just saw this today and was fortunate enough to see her tablescape as well. Pink everywhere! Her sister was going to llllllove it.
Where’s the pink KitchenAid? LOL! Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy. *hic*
I wondered that too. You can see the pink KitchenAid displayed (back in the corner) in the “Semi-Homemade Pastel Episode From Hell” post. My guess is she found it not so super simple to operate and disposed of it.
“Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy.”
Tell that to her liver!
Baseball has been berry berry good to me!
/Garret Morris
Cooking crap on television has been berry berry good to me!
/Sandra Lee
Wow, she looks totally wasted already in that photo. I think Aunt Sandy needs to come out with her own brand of vodka, made the semi homeade way:
Sandra Lee’s Super Simple 190 Proof Angel Food Cake Flavored Vodka
The perfect accompaniment to about 90% of her desserts.
And most likely the main ingredient! :D
she is a total nutter! Needs to be put away.
I saw this today and wondered if it would get commented on here! I’m glad it was. Should’ve shown the pink elephents as well. And the place settings with fake jeweled frames on them.
You mean you don’t coordinate your decor with your vodka flavors?
It looks like the Pink Panther threw up and it landed all over that room.
I’m frightened. Please, oh please, don’t EVER take me to one of her “Semi-Homemade Soirees”. I think I’d have to plan an escape if I was ever trapped in one. ;-)
Berry scary… BERRY, BERRY SCARY!