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This Just Overheard On An Episode Of Semi-Homemade
Posted on July 30th 2010 by Jillian Madison

    19 Responses

  1. Sam says:

    Haha. Berry funny.

    Sorry.

  2. rofl says:

    wow, that was hilarious…

  3. krosstx10 says:

    Oh Lord, it looks like someone dumped a bottle of Pepto-Bismol into that scene! berry, berry craptastic!

    • atdleft says:

      I can hear it now from Aunt Sandy…

      “C’n I jus’ tell you? This kitchen and tablescape is fin-tastic! I was insprired by my last dinner party, when I saw all these empty Pepto Bismol bottles strewn around the guest bathroom. [Someone forgot to tell her what her food does to them...] So I got my idea’r, hurried my way to the craft store, and found all these bee-uuue-tee-full pepto pink fabrics and plasticware!”

  4. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    I just saw this today and was fortunate enough to see her tablescape as well. Pink everywhere! Her sister was going to llllllove it.

  5. cloverleaf says:

    Where’s the pink KitchenAid? LOL! Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy. *hic*

    • Rich says:

      I wondered that too. You can see the pink KitchenAid displayed (back in the corner) in the “Semi-Homemade Pastel Episode From Hell” post. My guess is she found it not so super simple to operate and disposed of it.

    • atdleft says:

      “Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy.”

      Tell that to her liver!

  6. Deaner says:

    Baseball has been berry berry good to me!

    /Garret Morris

  7. semi-irate says:

    Wow, she looks totally wasted already in that photo. I think Aunt Sandy needs to come out with her own brand of vodka, made the semi homeade way:

    Sandra Lee’s Super Simple 190 Proof Angel Food Cake Flavored Vodka

    The perfect accompaniment to about 90% of her desserts.

  8. Jenn says:

    she is a total nutter! Needs to be put away.

  9. Jon says:

    I saw this today and wondered if it would get commented on here! I’m glad it was. Should’ve shown the pink elephents as well. And the place settings with fake jeweled frames on them.

  10. Estermax says:

    You mean you don’t coordinate your decor with your vodka flavors?

  11. Kathy says:

    It looks like the Pink Panther threw up and it landed all over that room.

  12. atdleft says:

    I’m frightened. Please, oh please, don’t EVER take me to one of her “Semi-Homemade Soirees”. I think I’d have to plan an escape if I was ever trapped in one. ;-)

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