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This Just Overheard On An Episode Of Semi-Homemade
Posted on July 30th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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    19 Responses

  1. Sam says:
    July 30, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Haha. Berry funny.

    Sorry.

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  2. rofl says:
    July 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    wow, that was hilarious…

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  3. krosstx10 says:
    July 30, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    Oh Lord, it looks like someone dumped a bottle of Pepto-Bismol into that scene! berry, berry craptastic!

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    • atdleft says:
      July 31, 2010 at 4:45 pm

      I can hear it now from Aunt Sandy…

      “C’n I jus’ tell you? This kitchen and tablescape is fin-tastic! I was insprired by my last dinner party, when I saw all these empty Pepto Bismol bottles strewn around the guest bathroom. [Someone forgot to tell her what her food does to them...] So I got my idea’r, hurried my way to the craft store, and found all these bee-uuue-tee-full pepto pink fabrics and plasticware!”

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  4. Jill (not Jillian) says:
    July 30, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    I just saw this today and was fortunate enough to see her tablescape as well. Pink everywhere! Her sister was going to llllllove it.

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  5. cloverleaf says:
    July 30, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Where’s the pink KitchenAid? LOL! Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy. *hic*

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    • Rich says:
      July 31, 2010 at 12:08 am

      I wondered that too. You can see the pink KitchenAid displayed (back in the corner) in the “Semi-Homemade Pastel Episode From Hell” post. My guess is she found it not so super simple to operate and disposed of it.

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    • atdleft says:
      July 31, 2010 at 4:46 pm

      “Bodka been berry, berry good to Aunt Sandy.”

      Tell that to her liver!

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  6. Deaner says:
    July 30, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Baseball has been berry berry good to me!

    /Garret Morris

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  7. semi-irate says:
    July 30, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Wow, she looks totally wasted already in that photo. I think Aunt Sandy needs to come out with her own brand of vodka, made the semi homeade way:

    Sandra Lee’s Super Simple 190 Proof Angel Food Cake Flavored Vodka

    The perfect accompaniment to about 90% of her desserts.

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  8. Jenn says:
    July 31, 2010 at 1:47 am

    she is a total nutter! Needs to be put away.

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  9. Jon says:
    July 31, 2010 at 2:05 am

    I saw this today and wondered if it would get commented on here! I’m glad it was. Should’ve shown the pink elephents as well. And the place settings with fake jeweled frames on them.

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  10. Estermax says:
    July 31, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    You mean you don’t coordinate your decor with your vodka flavors?

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  11. Kathy says:
    July 31, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    It looks like the Pink Panther threw up and it landed all over that room.

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  12. atdleft says:
    July 31, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I’m frightened. Please, oh please, don’t EVER take me to one of her “Semi-Homemade Soirees”. I think I’d have to plan an escape if I was ever trapped in one. ;-)

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