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VIDEO: Rachael Ray Made Out Of Cheetos
Published on: July 28, 2010 – 5:19 pm by Jillian Madison 
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This guy was on her show today, and when he unveiled the portrait, she unenthusiastically mumbled, “not bad.” Really? “Not bad?” The guy made your head out of 6,000 CHEETOS. That’s equal parts fascinating and terrifying.
Oh Rachael. So famous. So hard to impress these days.
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I thought the cheeto artwork was amazing. Rachel needs a swift kick.
I agree! Not bad?! That guy spent a long time fueling your already inflated ego and all you can say is not bad?!
yea that guy is very talented, he should make one of Ina with something “good”..
“good” pasta maybe? Lots of possibilities.
Ina needs to be immortalized in something “pedestrian” like chicken nuggets or hot dogs, just for kicks. How bad could THAT be?
great idea! yea something like cocktail smoke weenies, im sure all her gay friends will get a giggle out of it
That sounds like something Aunt Sandy could take part in.. and she could make a tablescape for it too!
there arent enough cheetos in the hamptons my friend.
The only reason this no talent is still on is because she is a minion of Oprah just like “Dr.” Phil and now Dr. Oz.
AMEN, Betty!
So much talent, so much wasted effort.
I bet Dr. Oz would have been much more receptive.
Dr. Oz would have chided the poor guy for using junk food, brought out a jar of real fat to show what those Cheetos turn into, and lectured him on a heart-healthy alternative.
and then thrown him in the Truth Tube!
I would stick two cheetos up her cheeto nose.
That really is amazing – seriously, where did he find white cheddar cheetos??
I know those sound good.
OMG…they’re AMAZING! Oddly enough, they’re almost better stale (like when the kids refuse to use the bag clips that you leave on the snack shelf…). They’re labeled “Natural”, I think, and they stock them with the Baked chips and whatnot. I live way in the boonies, and even Wal-Mart sells ‘em!
reminds of the creepy guy who made Elaine a bouquet of flowers from old tv guides…
or it could have been made out of pasta..ala Fusilli Rachel? More like Wacky Mac Ray-Ray
LMAO. I loved the episode. He really does look like that guy. Man you guy make me laugh. We all think alot alike. Love it.
While weird, this was extremely good. And all she can muster is a fakey smile?
That’s a guy? I thought it was an ugly girl…
Never good either way when you can’t tell.
If you’re Rachael Ray, it ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.
Oh Lo-ord it’s ha-ard to be humble … when you’re perfect in e-ve-ry way …..
Hmm. sounds like lyrics to a song. Naw, it’d never fly.
;-)
I think I finally get why the world hates America…because waste all kinds of food on dumb, pointless shit like this. What a shame.
I don’t think Cheetos qualify as “food.”
Cheesy smile, LOL
“not bad. i really like it.”
I haven’t heard a line delivered that unenthusiastically since Daria went off the air.
Wow… he even got her up-in-the-air eyebrows right.
Ungrateful snot rag. I think he did a great job, I’d be really impressed!
She looks so pleased!
This can only mean one thing – that a Pauler made out of butter and an Emeril made out of gah-lic (BAM!) cannot be far behind.
Ray-Ray seems like a beyotch. I bet her staff hates her.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=44289
*cough*
Sorry to burst your bubble :/
Should have done a full cheeto portrait – so everyone could see her flat chest covered in cheetos and her wide birthing hips all amesh with cheedle.
I just. I cannot believe that Roachel is still on the air and that many minnions love her. ugh.
What an ungrateful fucking twat.
Her cheese-ball eyes bore into my very soul.
It’s just like what we were talking about yesterday about how these FN stars used to seem so humble and down to earth when they first started out. I guess when you have your own dog food, chicken stock, cookware, magazines etc you get used to seeing your face everywhere and a Cheeto portrait of yourself is no longer impressive.
But really, what do you do with your portrait in Cheetos? If you hang it up somewhere, it’s going to get soggy and decompose, or attract bugs.
She could have said a gracious thanks…but I can understand being less than enthused.
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Maybe she’s just not used to seeing likenesses of herself that don’t include her gigantic ass? Or maybe she’s just a stuck up c**t!
RRay’s a nimrod, but not what you called her. No woman deserves that slung at her. Sorry, but that’s how I feel.
Thank you, Oh Come On.
Oh give me a break miss manners! I find it funny….as well awfully hypocritical of you,that had I left out that word that offends you so, you would have been perfectly ok with me saying that she has a big ass! If you had at least said that you found the entire post offensive, I would have been more than happy to apologize! But I don’t like when people pick and choose what they find offensive.
I personally like how the cheetos are the exact same color as her crappy cookware!
She just couldn’t hide her frustation at having to look at so many cheetos she couldn’t eat.
he could have saved a lot of time and cheetos if he just did a portrait of her tits.
LOL “not bad geek stalker guy! Isaboo thanks you for the afternoon snack! YUMMO!”
Maybe if it was made out of cocaine, she would have liked it…
Now THAT is how to make art from food! Stevie Famulari could take some lessons from this guy.
I don’t know why…but this reminds me of the villain in the painting from Ghostbusters 2.
If this guy has done other celebs, its really cool.
If this guy has done RR and only RR, well thats just borderline creepy.
He has …. if you click on the link about her “mumbling an unenthusiastic ‘Not bad’”, it takes you to her website and a two minute clip of the segment. He has done a bunch of other celebs, using, ketchup, lipstick, pennies, etc. It’s kind of neat, albeit it in a “you need to get out more” kind of way.
I don’t know… I think it’s kind of cool… in a creepy sort of way.
Wow, guess someone’s ego matches her big fat ass. I hate this dumb bitch so much. From an artist’s standpoint, it’s brilliant and fun. Though, personally, I would suggest a better choice in models. At least Oprah would have eaten her’s in gratitude.
I wouldn’t let Duff get too close to it. Everyone knows Cheetos are the number one munchie.
Rach’s portrait – looks like her, smells like her husband.
He should make a bobby flay out of chipotle peppers, giada out of pan-cheh-tah, and guy fieri out of gold chains.