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VIDEO: Rachael Ray Made Out Of Cheetos
Posted on July 28th 2010 by Jillian Madison

This guy was on her show today, and when he unveiled the portrait, she unenthusiastically mumbled, “not bad.” Really? “Not bad?” The guy made your head out of 6,000 CHEETOS. That’s equal parts fascinating and terrifying.

Oh Rachael. So famous. So hard to impress these days.



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    57 Responses

  1. chicken feets says:

    I thought the cheeto artwork was amazing. Rachel needs a swift kick.

    • BCA says:

      I agree! Not bad?! That guy spent a long time fueling your already inflated ego and all you can say is not bad?!

  2. carlos says:

    yea that guy is very talented, he should make one of Ina with something “good”..

  3. Betty says:

    The only reason this no talent is still on is because she is a minion of Oprah just like “Dr.” Phil and now Dr. Oz.

  4. Robert says:

    So much talent, so much wasted effort.
    I bet Dr. Oz would have been much more receptive.

  5. Jerry says:

    I would stick two cheetos up her cheeto nose.

  6. Redips says:

    That really is amazing – seriously, where did he find white cheddar cheetos??

    • J says:

      I know those sound good.

      • stellblu says:

        OMG…they’re AMAZING! Oddly enough, they’re almost better stale (like when the kids refuse to use the bag clips that you leave on the snack shelf…). They’re labeled “Natural”, I think, and they stock them with the Baked chips and whatnot. I live way in the boonies, and even Wal-Mart sells ‘em!

  7. carlos says:

    reminds of the creepy guy who made Elaine a bouquet of flowers from old tv guides…

  8. Wendy says:

    While weird, this was extremely good. And all she can muster is a fakey smile?

  9. Scruffy says:

    That’s a guy? I thought it was an ugly girl…

    Never good either way when you can’t tell.

  10. Plumpy says:

    If you’re Rachael Ray, it ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.

  11. Lana says:

    Oh Lo-ord it’s ha-ard to be humble … when you’re perfect in e-ve-ry way …..

    Hmm. sounds like lyrics to a song. Naw, it’d never fly.
    ;-)

  12. TheTruth says:

    I think I finally get why the world hates America…because waste all kinds of food on dumb, pointless shit like this. What a shame.

  13. oh_come_on says:

    Cheesy smile, LOL

  14. Deaner says:

    “not bad. i really like it.”

    I haven’t heard a line delivered that unenthusiastically since Daria went off the air.

  15. Mac says:

    Wow… he even got her up-in-the-air eyebrows right.

  16. MsFoodie says:

    Ungrateful snot rag. I think he did a great job, I’d be really impressed!

  17. Miki says:

    She looks so pleased!

  18. stoup says:

    This can only mean one thing – that a Pauler made out of butter and an Emeril made out of gah-lic (BAM!) cannot be far behind.

    Ray-Ray seems like a beyotch. I bet her staff hates her.

  19. FingerFoodie says:

    Should have done a full cheeto portrait – so everyone could see her flat chest covered in cheetos and her wide birthing hips all amesh with cheedle.

  20. Bonzy22 says:

    I just. I cannot believe that Roachel is still on the air and that many minnions love her. ugh.

  21. Panna Cotta says:

    What an ungrateful fucking twat.

  22. Ludwig says:

    Her cheese-ball eyes bore into my very soul.

  23. Daria says:

    It’s just like what we were talking about yesterday about how these FN stars used to seem so humble and down to earth when they first started out. I guess when you have your own dog food, chicken stock, cookware, magazines etc you get used to seeing your face everywhere and a Cheeto portrait of yourself is no longer impressive.

  24. Ina Garten DaVida says:

    But really, what do you do with your portrait in Cheetos? If you hang it up somewhere, it’s going to get soggy and decompose, or attract bugs.

    She could have said a gracious thanks…but I can understand being less than enthused.

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  26. 86thebling says:

    Maybe she’s just not used to seeing likenesses of herself that don’t include her gigantic ass? Or maybe she’s just a stuck up c**t!

    • oh_come_on says:

      RRay’s a nimrod, but not what you called her. No woman deserves that slung at her. Sorry, but that’s how I feel.

      • bon appetit says:

        Thank you, Oh Come On.

      • 86thebling says:

        Oh give me a break miss manners! I find it funny….as well awfully hypocritical of you,that had I left out that word that offends you so, you would have been perfectly ok with me saying that she has a big ass! If you had at least said that you found the entire post offensive, I would have been more than happy to apologize! But I don’t like when people pick and choose what they find offensive.

  27. Ang says:

    I personally like how the cheetos are the exact same color as her crappy cookware!

  28. Gullwing says:

    She just couldn’t hide her frustation at having to look at so many cheetos she couldn’t eat.

  29. ryan says:

    he could have saved a lot of time and cheetos if he just did a portrait of her tits.

    LOL “not bad geek stalker guy! Isaboo thanks you for the afternoon snack! YUMMO!”

  30. Carrie says:

    Maybe if it was made out of cocaine, she would have liked it…

  31. Ladycrim says:

    Now THAT is how to make art from food! Stevie Famulari could take some lessons from this guy.

  32. anell213 says:

    I don’t know why…but this reminds me of the villain in the painting from Ghostbusters 2.

  33. Daniel says:

    If this guy has done other celebs, its really cool.
    If this guy has done RR and only RR, well thats just borderline creepy.

    • Jill P says:

      He has …. if you click on the link about her “mumbling an unenthusiastic ‘Not bad’”, it takes you to her website and a two minute clip of the segment. He has done a bunch of other celebs, using, ketchup, lipstick, pennies, etc. It’s kind of neat, albeit it in a “you need to get out more” kind of way.

  34. I don’t know… I think it’s kind of cool… in a creepy sort of way.

  35. Kitty says:

    Wow, guess someone’s ego matches her big fat ass. I hate this dumb bitch so much. From an artist’s standpoint, it’s brilliant and fun. Though, personally, I would suggest a better choice in models. At least Oprah would have eaten her’s in gratitude.

  36. Owen says:

    I wouldn’t let Duff get too close to it. Everyone knows Cheetos are the number one munchie.

  37. DerekLutz says:

    Rach’s portrait – looks like her, smells like her husband.

  38. anjarew says:

    He should make a bobby flay out of chipotle peppers, giada out of pan-cheh-tah, and guy fieri out of gold chains.

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