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VIDEO: Sandra Lee Opening A Champagne Bottle
Posted on July 7th 2010 by Jillian Madison

Whoooooooooop!


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    20 Responses

  1. Mindy says:
    July 7, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Ahhh, looks like she is being shot. LOL

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  2. Dave says:
    July 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Good God that is hilarious. In the last slow mo shot, it looks like her face is imploding.

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  3. Sasha says:
    July 7, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    I played this like 5 times. Her whoop noise at the end, in slow motion, made me snarf.

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  4. Gypsy says:
    July 7, 2010 at 1:18 pm

    The slowed down “whoop” sounds like she’s emitting a whale noise. (Sorry, whales, didn’t mean to insult you by associating you with her!)

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  5. Rob says:
    July 7, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    You would think that being the drunk that she is, she’d have more experience with a champagne bottle. I guess since it’s not vodka, she has a bit of trouble with bottles that aren’t screw-top

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  6. Roger says:
    July 7, 2010 at 1:51 pm

    This needs some unnecessary censoring!

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  7. Drew says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    Her osteoporosis-ravaged little stick arms look like they might snap. Boniva anyone?

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  8. Trini says:
    July 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    This was bloody hilarious. I played it like 10 times!

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  9. BCA says:
    July 7, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    Hysterical. Her last whoop literally sounds like nails on a chalkboard.

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  10. emptysky1969 says:
    July 7, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    i think she was giving birth to that champange bottle!

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  11. BOO says:
    July 7, 2010 at 3:57 pm

    Holy Shit! I just had a flashback to “The Incredible Mr. Limpet”, when Harry hit the bottom of the sea!

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  12. FTM says:
    July 7, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Target just bought this video

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  13. Diane says:
    July 7, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    Gosh, you’d think opening bottles of alcohol would be like breathing for her.

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    • apk says:
      July 8, 2010 at 11:14 pm

      I know, right? I figured there would be some Pavlovian drooling response to the sound of the cork popping…

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  14. Bonzy22 says:
    July 7, 2010 at 10:38 pm

    omg i’m cryin lmfaoooooo

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  15. jvwalt says:
    July 8, 2010 at 1:37 am

    Well, maybe this wasn’t the first bottle she opened. That’d explain things, wouldn’t it?

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  16. Miss Paula says:
    July 8, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    I laughed right out loud. Great job with the sound effects at the end.

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  17. LindseyLoo says:
    July 8, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    ha ha ha ha even my bf died laughing and he has no idea who she is!

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  18. motasana says:
    July 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    ha ha ha i have to say, IS SCARY, CREEPY, the last part, on the slowest motion, hilarious!

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