Archives for "August, 2010"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st August 2010

Guy Fieri: Flowmaster Pitchman

Did you know that before Guy Fieri was selling sweatbands and obnoxiously screaming in our faces, he was pitching auto parts for a company called Flowmaster? He was so much more subdued, and far less annoying. Check out his (gasp!) SOLID COLOR T-SHIRT and button-down tucked into his Sears jeans. And look! Nary a tacky [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th August 2010

Food Network Humor Podcast: Episode 11

GIGANTIC HOUR LONG SHOW THIS WEEK!: Ina Garten’s “beginner” recipes, new Food Network shows starting in September, thumbing through an issue of Semi-Homemade magazine, Rachael Ray’s daytime talk show, Aarti’s “accountability group”, Claire Robinson on Big Daddy’s House, another sensual reading of Alex Guarnaschelli’s tweets, sink or swim voicemail, and much more. (To save it [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th August 2010

A Quick Reminder: THIS IS WHAT RACHAEL RAY USED TO LOOK LIKE

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th August 2010

The Nastiest Food Network-Related Search Term Of All Time

Dear good people of the internet, if you ever find yourself searching for shirtless pictures of Guy Fieri, shut down your computer and book an appointment with the closest psychiatrist ASAP. You are incredibly unstable and may be a risk to the general public. K? Great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pour [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th August 2010

Sandra Lee Fashion Fail #527

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