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Bobby Flay’s Wife On Grill It
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Do you ever watch the Food Network with the closed captions on? We do, and it can be hilarious! The best part? The captions are real – we didn’t even have to make them up.
Last week, Bobby Flay’s wife (the gorgeous Stephanie March) co-hosted an episode of Grill It with him. There were lots of not-so-subtle sexual innuendos during the half hour, but this was the best:
Giant piece of meat? Riiiiiiiight.
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28 Responses
Bobby Flay, big meat? Doubtful.
you don’t think bobby’s got big meat? I mean: he’s a ginger but he’s got sorta big hands…
I didn’t know her name was Stephanie March–but I recognize her from Law & Order (?)–which I watch just as often as FN…
the look on bobby’s face is PRICELESS in this! LOL nice job
she is gorgeous, especially when she’s wearing glasses.
props too for needling bobby (needledick) flay…
I have no idea how he landed her.
It’s called money!
*snort* More like gherkin with ginger fuzz.
OMG I think I’m goin to barf.
Is that his seductive grin?
Freckle Dick!!!
I like her. I think she keeps Bobby’s ego in check ;)
Yep – the way she kept correcting the way he said guacamole was classic
I’ll bet his big piece of meat is freckled and taste like roasted pablano peppers.
EEEWWWWWW!!! Don’t even want to THINK about what his “meat” tastes like!
yuck thanks for the visual and smell o vision lol
Actually – that sounds rather tempting
(sorry)
Repeat of my previous comment.
They’re still together? I thought she was long gone. Seems like the ring is on and then off, but maybe I’m just catching reruns and don’t realize it.
I think they edited out the rest of DA Alexandra Cabot’s comment. I think the actual quote, in its entirety, went something like:
“You just take this giant (air quotes) piece of meat, stick it in January Jones and are then stupid enough to show up at the scene of the drunken skank’s accident and take questions from the press, you stupid asshole”.
Seriously, Steph- get the hell out and go shack up with Detective Benson. Please?
lmao
So true!
YES.
She is gorgeous. I think they’re cute together. *shrug*
Poor thing. :( She must have to fantasize out loud because Booby’s not doing his duty in the bedroom.
She only repeating what she has heard her husband say many times before.
The thought of Bobby Flay naked is horrifying. His poor wife. Hopefully she gets lots of money when the inevitable divorce comes.
He looks an awful lot like Tyler Florence in that screen cap. It’s freaking me out! Haha.
I am I the only one who looked at the photo of his wife and saw Aunt Sandy?
One of my favourite prosecutors ever on law and order and she had to go and get married to this douche. It must be the long sausage, nothing else. Ugh
Ewwwwww……in no way shape OR form do I ever want to
hear the words stick in the meat when put in a sentence regarding Bobby Nasty Creepy Flay…
*threw up in my mouth a little*