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Cooking Channel Gave Jamie Oliver A Sex Change
Posted on August 10th 2010 by Jillian Madison

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FNH reader Mikaela snapped this photo and sent it in to us the other day. Apparently, the Cooking Channel thinks Jamie Oliver is female! I know I included him in our list of Top 10 Famous Foodies That Look Like Lesbians, but come on. Get it together, guys!


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    17 Responses

  1. froglegs says:
    August 10, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa, get it ??? Cuz The Cooking channel people dont even know who HE is!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAA!! Suck on that Miss Jamie!!

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  2. stellblu says:
    August 10, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    Blasphemy!!!
    I find him so cute…he’s like, the clean hippie that I never met in Dead parking lots in the late 80s-early 90s :P

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  3. Lana says:
    August 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    And Jamie is probably the cutest lesbian ever!
    ;-)

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  4. Bonzy22 says:
    August 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    well, when I first saw his show I did think he was gay lmao

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  5. carlos says:
    August 10, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    interns..

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  6. BOO says:
    August 10, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Well, I guess she sure utilized those zucchinis!

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  7. Di says:
    August 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    I doubt that Jamie is worried

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  8. oh_come_on says:
    August 10, 2010 at 9:41 pm

    Remember Van Halen “Oh whoa whoa, Jamie’s crying…”?

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  9. SaraCVT says:
    August 10, 2010 at 10:45 pm

    I have a dear female friend named Jamie; however, I am aware that Jamie Oliver is male. Apparently, I am more aware than this person is. And I’m not even a huge fan of Mr. Oliver. How many brain cells does this job take, anyway?

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  10. Mac says:
    August 11, 2010 at 2:10 am

    I wonder if this was a man that wrote the description… surely it was much more pleasant to imagine a female utilizing zucchinis in her “garden”.

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  11. Fuy Gieri says:
    August 11, 2010 at 9:25 am

    I saw this over the weekend as well and laughed. If only I had the ability to do TV screen grabs. :)

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  12. mary says:
    August 11, 2010 at 10:11 am

    It is reassuring to see that FN has taken the same writers to the Cooking Channel. Such expertise! So glad we have Bob Tooshman and Suzy Foo Foo overseeing all that POV and “authority” that we have come to associate with FN.

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  13. Linda says:
    August 11, 2010 at 10:47 am

    I saw this too–I don’t think the culprit is FN this time–I think it’s whoever does those channel blub things. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen something like this..;-)

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    • Shannon says:
      August 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm

      Right. We have AT&T U-Verse, and for a long time, whenever there would be a listing for “Roseanne,” it would show the star as being Roseanne Scamardella. WHERE this came from, I have no idea. Roseanne Scamardella was a New York news anchorperson, and the inspiration (at least in name) for Roseanne Roseannadanna from ’70s Saturday Night Live.

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  14. BorgQueen says:
    August 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    *volunteers to disprove CC’s description*

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  15. Nora says:
    August 14, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Ohhlala. ;)

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