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Creepy Fan Tattooed Guy Fieri’s Autograph On His Leg
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4 out of 5 psychiatrists agree you have to be certifiably crazy to enjoy watching Guy Fieri on television. However, a guy by the name of James Roberts just took “creepy psycho fan” to a whole new level by PERMANENTLY TATTOOING GUY FIERI’S AUTOGRAPH ON HIS LEG:
Let me put this in language you Fieri fans can understand: James Roberts boarded the train to CRAZYTOWN, but got detoured to FREAKVILLE, where he opened a SLAMMA JAMMA MANHOLE COVER TO DATELESSNESS, before establishing a PERMANENT RESIDENCE IN WEIRDOVILLE.
Lock your doors, Fieri. Lock your doors.
(Thanks for the tip, Lana!)
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What kind of weirdness at the book signing took place that would lead Guy Ferry to sign any person’s leg? I need to know the rest of the story! This is really creepy.
Guy thought “How awesome am I that a person would want to permanently disfigure his body with my name!”
Holy shit! Insanity!
Getting a Guy Ferry tattoo is as bad as getting a mascot from your favorite sports team to sign your leg and then get it tattooed!
I don’t know what my reaction would have been if I had been in Guy’s place and someone had asked me to autograph their frickin leg, but I’m pretty sure that it wouldn’t have ended with him leaving with my signature anywhere on his body. I like to think that I have a good sense of humor and an open mind but there are limits. Creepy is not a strong enough word for this.
Now i have seen it all. This needs to go on epic wtfs.
Guess he really does have a fan after all.
I know, it’s shocking
Look of the bright side Guy Ferry signing his leg gave the guy some human contact which he most surly needs.
Why? .. I mean… just…. WHY?!
He might get less ridicule if he had Rainbow Brite tattooed on his leg.
He had to have been drunk, right?!
Is it possible this guy is straight? If I were guy I would be creeped by this. Not responsible, but creeped
That F almost looks like a swastika. And dude, get a life.
Hope this guy doesn’t own a gun.
It’s creepy and psycho to have anyone’s signature tattooed on any part of the body!!!
I can only wonder what was going through Fieri’s mind while signing that dude’s leg.
Probably nothing.
His name is Guy FERRY, not Fieri.. Not even Fieddy.
Once I gave up on trying to understand why Ferry wasn’t good enough, I then boggled my mind with how they got Fee-Eddie out of the letters f-i-e-r-i. That pronunciation must Douchebagian because it’s certainly not Italian.
Sorry, lol…
I knew I made a typo, but isn’t it Fairy?
I guess this mean’s Guy Fieri is no longer the world’s biggest douche bag. That guy is two notches bigger!!
I wouldn’t be surprised if that dude shows up outside Guy’s window, playing “In Your Eyes” on a boombox.
LOL!!
LMAO, spit my tea on the keyboard!
Does this mean Guy now owns a guy?
I have a cousin named James Roberts. OMFG!
For your sake, I hope it’s not the same one.
Any numbskull that cannot say signs someone’s BODY deserves it if the person decides to make it permanent. Hope he’s not fouling the use of the great Terrence Trent D’Arby’s Sign Your Name song!
Hey, there’s a bright side…… Really.
At least the dude didn’t get a tat of Aarti’s sig (or worse, her pic).
;-)
Cheers !
I dunno, Kenny, that’s really splitting hairs. Bleached, spiked, fetid, gelled, greasy hairs.
If I had to choose between the two (which, Fates willing, I will never have to do), I’d probably go with Aarti.
wow. now that is a real L O S E R !
Paging Laser Removal doc. Please donate your services for this pathetic individual to right his wrong.
Good news is we probably don’t have to worry about someone this stupid reproducing. One look at that tattoo and any sane woman will run screaming out of the relationship.
Really, I’m afraid to laugh. This just frightens me in ways I have not yet begun to imagine.
Sometimes, I think, tattoo artists should Just. Say. No.
“Dude, no. Not gonna do it. You’ll thank me later after that psychotherapy thing starts to kick in.”
Now he’s got permanent proof he’s a tool on his leg. Good for him.
I’m sure this tattoo will make a lot of sense in 35 years.
It looks like he’s on the leg to DumbFuckerTown.
Can we all take a moment to let it sink in that Guy includes the words “off da hook” in his autograph?
…there’s really no excuse for that.
The “off da hook” part of this tale is almost as off-putting as the notion of having the signature tattooed in the first place. The tattoo artist must have had a good laugh at this dork’s expense (after collecting payment, of course).
Still less douchebaggy than a tribal tattoo.
I like how the guy didn’t capitalize “i” but capitalized “Your” as if he reveres Fieri as a God or something. Guess that’s the only explanation.
I thought everyone knew Guy was the chief deity of the Church of Latter Day Foodie Douchebags.
Guess I missed the memo :c
I’m going to feel so bad for that man’s wife/partner/children. He cares more about Guy Fucking Fieri than anyone else he knows. So terrible.
Didn’t some actress get shot and killed by a fan who was staking her? If I was Fieri, i’d be scared to this looney guy
The coolness continues with Guy Ferry pitching insurance for aflac insurance now.
I love how he said “Your” “Y” a la “Him” hahaha